"Cool So I'm Going To Reincarnated As A Mysterious And Unknown Backstory Man And Not Wait For Years Until I'm An Adult Right?"
"Well Yes But Actually...."
no.
"Welp I Have One Word To Describe This Experience And Circumstance."
Shit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
As I Open My Eyes, I Feel The Wind And Chill Freeze Blowing By My Skin And Face And The Sunlight Blinding My Eyes, As I Stand Up I See A Beautiful Sight Of An Lovely And Dense Forest, It Appears I Have Awoken And Reincarnated In Middle Of Entrance Of The Forest Between The Forest And The Grassfield And The Middle Of Said Field Is A Village.
[Binding With Player 1%]
I Look At My Surroundings And My Clothes Are That Of A Normal Man, Or A Peasant Not With Brown Rags From Animals But Blueish T-Shirt And Long White Doublet ( Search It Up On Googs) And A Brown Pants, And Weirdly It's Not Itchy Or Uncomfortable, It Feels Like A Normal Earth T-Shirt And Normal Shorts.
[Binding With Player 100%]
So Anyway I Saw A Dead Wolf With A Bloody Mouth And It's Head Jabbed With A Bloody Sword And It's Handle, To Confirm I Looked At My Hand, It's Dried Up Blood, But It Isn't Brown Yet So It's Only Been A 50 To 60 Minutes And A Bunch Of Firewood Tied Up With A Rope, So Maybe I'm Fetching Firewood For Me Or Someone?
[Binding With Player 100%]
What In The Hell Is That Noise That Keeps Saying A Weird Language? And Why Can I Somehow Understand It?
[Binding With Player 100%]
Hmm Yep Sounds Like A Game Loading Sound Alright, Looks Like We'll Be h-
[Binding With Player 100%]
*Sigh...
(alrighty I'm back time to continue this muhfucka)
*6 minutes later*
[Binding Complete, Hello Player.]
"Agh Finally The System Is O-"
[Actually Player, I'm Technically A Menu Not A System.]
"Wait You're A Menu Like Controlling Sound Input And Eye Tracking?"
[No.]
"So Why The Hell Are You Called A Menu?"
[ Because You Can "Order" And Spawn A Gun From Me, dumbass]
"What The Hell Did You Just Said To Me?"
[ Nothing Important Player]
"You Know What I Don't Care, The Blood On My Hand Had Already Turned Brown, Anyways System Do You Have A Navigating Or Mapping System?"
[Well That Is Unfortunate Player, The Player On H3VR Doesn't Have A Mapping System, They Can Only Find Out And Map It Themselves]
"*sigh* What Can You Do System?"
[It's Menu For You, And The Menu Can Give You Missions, Statistics, Guns & Ammo, Inventory And The Gun Store
And Unlike Any Other Syst- Menu In The Fantasy Stories You've Heard, The Menu Does Not Need Energy As It Takes Energy From Divine Energy On The Heavens And There Is A Bottomless Amount.]
"So That Means I Get 100% Of The Payment Customer Payed?"
[no.]
" What?! Why! You Literally Have No Need For Riches! What Can A System Do With Fucking Money?! You Are A System A Being Or Something That Can Make Something Out Of Nothing, You Have No Need For Riches Of The Mortal Plane!"
[ Well That's Too Fucking Bad Now Is It? And Stop Calling The Menu A System. ]
"Will You Give Me 100% Pay If I Stop Calling You System?"
[ No. ]
"Well Fine My Me...Syste-"
[Shut Up.]
"You Know What? It's Pointless Arguing Over A SYSTEM, I Think I'll Just Pack Up My Things And Go To The Village."
[Well A System Would Have Given Your Memories From This World Without Consent But Not A Menu.]
"Why Didn't You Tell Me That? I Could Have Used It Earlier."
[ Unlike The Systems Who Do Things Without They're Owner Permission, The Menu Does Things It Is Commanded Only, Except When The Player Is In Danger ]
"Awww You'd Do That For Me? Thank You Menu."
[ Well Yes But Actually.....No.]