[ Y'know For Someone With A Mental Age That Is Now Supposed To Be 72 Years Old Including The Memories And I Thought You'd Be More Wise. ]
"What The Hell Are You Talking About System?"
[You Should Have Killed Him Player, Now He Is Putting a Bounty Or Telling People That You're A Ranged And Close Ranged Pyromancer,
Even Though You Just Used A Rifle With Incendiary Rounds. ]
"Welp Can't Really Go Back On That Now We Kinda Have To Live With It Now Anyway- Wait Why Do I Feel Like You're Getting More And More Like A Living Being?"
[ Well I Was Given The Ability To Cope And Get More In Touch With The Player Everytime They Summon A Gun, Kinda Regret It Now.]
"*sigh* You're Right And Beside Why Are We Here Anyway?"
[ List Of Task Created: Get Tools At Xazir Without Trouble And Get Back To The Village
Status: ❌Failed.]
"Oh Yeah Get Tools To Chop...Wait A Second- Can't We Just Summon The Tools From The Melee Section Of The Weapons In H3VR?"
*Menu And Blake In Sync*
[" Fuck "]
"Shit We Just Got A Bounty Or Hunted Down For No God Damn Reason, And Aren't The Weapons Of H3VR Much More Sharper And Never Blunts?!"
[ Unfortunately Yes, We Just Got Unnecessary Trouble Without Any Reason, If Only The Player Thought This Through.]
"Hey! You're As Much As Fault Here!"
[How So Player?]
"Why Didn't You Just Recommend It To Me In The First Place?! We Could Have Just Avoided All Of This, But NOOO You Have To Keep Silent Like A Rock!"
[Well..Unlike Any Other System...Menu Is...A Menu And...Is Different..]
"How? You Have Inventory And Speak When Told So! You Allow My Skills And Access Stuff Normal Things Can't Do And You Do Something Unless The Host Is In A Dangerous Situation Or About To Be Or Told So! That's Almost Every Basic Components In Making A System!"
[ Because...*Sob Sob*...]
"*Sigh* Menu I'm Just Telling You To Sometime Do Things Without My Permission For My Own Good And So I Can't Have Things Like That Without A Reason You Understand?"
[ *Sob* Under-*Sob* Stand...Player...*Sob*]
"Now Give Me A Magnum And A Revolver Mag."
[ Yes Player...]
A Magnum And It's Mag Hovered In The Air, And I Grabbed It, Then I Spawn-locked The Mag And Loaded It To The Magnum, For Some Reason This Is Really Light, Like A Vr Controller Light, Looks Like Either My Strength And Other Abilities Are Heightened, Or The Guns Have H3VR Physics, No Weight, And Lighter Than A Feather.
So Anyway I Got Back To The Village, Got To The Forest I Woke Up, And Chopped Down Some Trees.
Before I Was An Office Worker In My Past Life, I Was A Construction Worker Because back Then An Office Wasn't Even There Yet, So The Team And Me Created The Office Building Then I Got Out Of The Construction Life And Rented An Apartment And Applied To The Office And Everything Started From There.
So Anyway I Have Cut Down 4 Trees, Yes I Only Cut Down 4 Trees In 6 Hours, How And Why You Might Ask? Well...
Do You Have Any Idea How Much That Narrows It Down?
It's Because The Trees Is At Thick As A Monster Truck Tires Mate!
And They're Hard As Fuck To Cut, Imagine You Have To Chop Up This Tree For A Job, For Some Reason And You Got THIS BEHEMOTH OF A TREE.
At Some Point Your Elbow's Gonna Snap.
Might As Well Do It Now.
Now That Outta The Way I Think I Have Enough Wood For The Medium Size House With 4 Trees.
*7 Hours Later*
*It's Night*
Cricket : Creek Creek Creek-
"I Did It.....I Did I- ZzzZzzZzZzzzZ"
Cricket: Creek Creek Creek-
* It's Now Morning Because Yes.*
"ZzzZzzZzZzzzZ- *pop* Huh! Huh!
Ah God Damnit I Wanna Sleep Some More..."
[ Well That's Not Gonna Happen Because If You Wanna Use Me You Have To Be Awake, And This Shabby House Could Do.]
"Shabby? This House Can Be Sold For A Minor Noble! For 50 Gold Coins!"
[ So? I Have No Use Of Riches, Player Does For Some Reason]
" this goddamn System is getting on my nerves."
[ Wuz' Dat Player? Can't Hear You Y'know. ]