"Welp..Shit"
"GET HIM!!!"
"Ima dip mate."
*2 Minutes Later*
"HUFF HUFF HUFF WHY IN THE HELL HUFF HUFF ARE FAT PEOPLE AND SKINNY PEOPLE IN A FANTASY WORLD SO GODDAMN FAST"
[That's Because They're Fat Player]
"Shut Up System This Is all Your Faul-"
# Ok So You Might Wondering How I Got Here, Let Me Recap Some Of My Memories#
*Flash Back*
It Started When I Downloaded The Memories The Menu Holders In The Inventory.
Well I Found Out That My Parents Was A Slave From The Wizard Thu'mul And They Managed To Escape With They're Cleverness.
And Got Into The Kingdom Of Amir' An Enemy Kingdom Where Thu'mul Resides.
And They Had This Body I'm In, Had A Sustainable Life And In The Roads Where Other People Live And After I Was A Teenager My Parents Was Sickly Because Most Currency Amir' Was Downgrades Because They're Currently In War With Xazir The Kingdom Thu'mul Resides And Because Of That This Body Parents Was Sickly And Bedridden.
So This Body Worked Until His Parents Succumbed To The Sickness He Buried Them In The Peaceful Village Field And This Body Has Been In This Village For 2 Years Until He Died Getting Killed By A Hungry Wolf And Then Came Me.
So That's Why God Said I'm Going To Get Someone With No Background But Not Really.
And No I'm Not In The Same Village I Am In The City Of Xazir, Why You Might Ask Well...To Get To Amir' And Get Some Tools And I Can't Exactly Use Guns In The Forest That Will Lure Unwanted Attention And The Menu Said To Find An Empty Building To Be My Shop And Can't Be My Home, And What It Means Empty Building It Means It.
And The Village There Is No More Room For Houses So I Have To Build My Own, And Before I Was An Office Worker In My Past Life I Was A Construction Worker And So I Buildings, Towers And Houses So I Know How To Make A House, Sadly My Only Material Is Wood And Mud So, A Crappy Building It Is.
And I Bumped Onto A Fatty Guy And It Turns Out He Is A Noble And He Demanded I Bowed Down And Lick His Shoes, So I Said Hell With That And I Insulted Him And Now Back To Where We Were.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN BECAUSE THEY'RE FAT, FAT PEOPLE AND SKINNY PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SLOW!"
[That Is Quite Right, Mostly But People Back Then Was Stronger Genetically And Born With A Fast Legs Or Strong Arms And High Metabolism.]
"Fuck Shit What Do I Do?! I Don't Have A Weapon!"
[ You Are A Player Of H3Vr Player, Shoot Them.]
"GODDAMN MENU YOU'RE COLD AS FUCK! But I Can't Do That Because That'll Attract Unwanted Attention And I'm Already Full Of Them Already."
[ I Calculated With How Fast You Are Now And How Much Of Your Stamina Is Left I Say You Shoot The All With A Machine gun And Flee Faster.]
"That's A Good Point But I Ain't Killing Them, Incase Someone's Watching I Don't Want Anyone To Know These Things Are Deadly,
MENU ACTIVATE CHEST INVENTORY!"
[ Turning On Inventory And Spawn-lock"
"Also Take Out A Tommy Gun Filled Incendiary Rounds"
[Tommy Gun With A 9Mm Incendiary Rounds.]
A Tommy Gun Appeared Before Me An A Mag Appeared In My Hand So I Look At My Chest And I See A Lot Of Transparent White Line Box, I Insert The Mag In The Inventory And Spawned Locked It And I Took It Out And Reload My Gun And I Turn Around And Shoot Around The Legs Of Noble And His Guards
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*
And Said "That Was A Warning! Back Off Now Or Else I Will Shoot You!"
Noble: "What The! He's Pyro-Mancer! Get Back! He Can't Use Spells At Long Range!"
"GET YOUR BOWS ARCHERS! HA! Did You Regret Messing With Me You Dirty Peasant Now D-"
*BAM BAM BAM*
The Noble Then Looked Behind Him And See His Archers And Knights Guards Head Blown Up.
"HOW? A PYROMANCER CANT SHOOT AT LONG RANGE! HOW DID YOU KILL MY GUARDS?!"
"Sorry But I'm Not A Magician, Asshole."
"Wait Wha-"
*BAM*
[Now Get The Fuck Outta There Player If You Want No Trouble"
"Yeah I Know Let Me Just Get One Of Their Swords"
"Got It, Let's Dip."
[For An Old Man You Know Some Memes From 2021]
"How Did You Know About My Previous World Memes?"
[...]
*Several Minutes Later* "Fiuh I Think We Got Away...Hey Menu Scan The Area"
[Menu Cannot Scan Because It Is Not A Feature]
"Menu Scan For Decryption Node"
[There Is A Node 2 Meter From Here And 5 In The Forest Of Fog]
"And You Said You Can't Scan The Area Dumbass"
[Player Has Insulted And Hurt Menu Feelings
Punishment: Menu Will Not Respond In 24 Hours.]
Well F-
TO BE CONTINUED.