Hey guys! It's Kate!
It's been so long since I last talked to you...
I know you missed me
You know what are the best moments in life?
"KATE! HARRY IS HERE!" Mom shouted.
Well guys...
It doesn't feel like I can talk to you like before.
I'm busy with friends now....
I miss my old and lonely life at times. Those were the days....when I was so free...I literally just ate and slept and went to the bathroom...
Okay, I guess that last information was not important to mention.
But it only proves that you should love the moment you live in. I may sound like Jaden, but it's true.
If you're alone, enjoy it. If you're single, enjoy it. If you're fat...then move your ass once in a while!
I can totally understand why you guys like food though. I mean...it's the only thing….that doesn't annoy you.
And I think...
I'M GETTING FAT!!
NO!!! I'LL NOT EAT FOOD ANYMORE!!!!
"Hey Kate" Harry said as he entered my room.
"Hi Harry" I said.
Harry was really well dressed today. He looked more like a fashion model to me.
He kept a cake box in front of me and said "Tell me how it tastes"
"LET'S DIG IN!!" I said as I took a huge loaf of the cake.
"WOW!! HARRY DID YOU MAKE THIS? ? THIS IS SUPER GOOD!!" I said.
"That's a relief." Harry said.
"But... why did you bake a cake?" I said.
"Brandon's birthday is coming up." Harry said.
"What? Brandon=that ass's birthday?" I said with surprise.
"Brandon=that ass?" Harry said as he scratched his head.
"Nah! It's a thing between me and someone special." I said as I enjoyed the cake.
"You're hard to understand." Harry said.
"So...is that the reason why you're so dressed up?" I said as I finished eating the entire cake.
"No, that- WAIT! YOU ATE ALL OF IT SO QUICKLY?!" Harry said.
"Thanks for the food!" I said as I kept the empty cake box in a corner.
"...You eat so much and still don't get fat?" Harry said.
"No... I do get fat. I'm concerned about my increasing weight." I said.
"What are you saying? You're so slim...just like a girl" Harry said.
"NOT AGAIN THAT!! Anyway- Why are you so dressed up today??!!" I said, desperately trying to change the topic.
"This? That's because my sister is home." Harry said with a smile.
"Eh?" I said.
.
.
.
"Your sister?" I said.
"Yeah" Harry said.
"You mean your cousin?" I said.
"No, my real sister." Harry said.
"YOU EVEN HAVE A SISTER??!!" I shouted.
"Well... yeah? Is it that wrong?" Harry said.
"No no no... Why have I never met her?" I said.
"Because she doesn't live here. She lives in San Francisco. She occasionally comes to LA to meet mom and dad." Harry said.
"…How old is she?" I said.
"She's 23 years old" Harry said.
"You're 15, Brother Louise is 18 and your sister is 23. Three kids, huh?" I said.
"So?" Harry said.
"....Your parents are really in love with each other." I said.
"SHUT UP!!" Harry said as he blushed.
Ha ha...
But I'm so shocked right now guys. Do you know why?
*Wild Imaginations switch on*
"YO! I'M HARRY'S SIS- HARIA!" A girl with black sunglasses and a cigarette in her mouth said as she stood in a black crop top and ripped jeans.
She exhaled the smoke and said "I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO IS FAT AND EAT THE CAKES MADE BY HARRY!!! KATE ROBERTS!!"
"What? But I only ate the cake once!" Kate said.
"DIE!"
*Bang*
*Bang*
"Wild Imaginations switch off*
Current mental condition: Very very bad.
"Kate?" Harry said.
"Un...Is she in Cali right now?" I said.
"Yes. She's at home. She said she wants to meet all my friends! She always does that whenever she's home. So I can came here to call you." Harry said with a smile.
SO THAT CAKE WAS A TRAP!!! I'M THE BAIT!!!
FEEDING THE CHICKEN BEFORE EATING IT?...
WAIT!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??
WAS MY WILD IMAGINATION ACTUALLY AN OMEN??
GOD! I'M JUST 15!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!
"I- I can't come" I said "I'm... Un…not well...."
"What happened? Are you a cancer patient? On your last stage?" Harry said as he got up.
"*Cough* *Cough* I'm François Le Renard... I'm a 25 years old young man and I have stomach cancer. This happened because I started smoking at a very young age-"
"Excuse me! Don't we get mouth cancer by smoking?" Harry said.
"Yes! Right...I was going to say that. I have stomach cancer which fluctuated to my mouth and became mouth cancer"
"IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??!" Harry shouted.
"Yes, yes it is." I said, dead serious.
"Then...fluctuate it outside your body." Harry said.
"No, I don't have any power left to do that. I shall die now."
"Wait- If you're gonna die...you should die of something more... unique." Harry said seriously as he rubbed his chin.
"Unique like?" I said.
"More like you died of ***** cancer." Harry said.
"WHAT THE F**K IS ***** CANCER??!! WHY IS IT SO MUCH CENSORED??? IS THERE EVEN SUCH A CANCER PRESENT???!!"
"Well…it is, if you expose 'it' to harmful UV radiations of the sun." Harry said.
"WHY WILL I EXPOSE 'IT' IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!!" I said.
"With the increasing pollution...evolution of such a cancer can also be a possibility. It can put an end to the entire man race until finally we are left with only females in the entire world and we are finally free of this dangerous animal called 'man' and it's vulgar Imaginations!" Harry said.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HARRY??!!" I said.
"I'm Marcus Bruce Lee Robinson Jackson. I'm currently a very dangerous organism who killed Harry and invaded his body. I'll be the God of the new world!!" Harry said.
"WHAT ARE YOU??" I shouted.
"....A virus" Harry said.
"WHAT THE F**K!!" I shouted as I flipped my table and fell on the floor due to brain malfunction.
It was too much information intake, guys...
What I was given- 100GB
What I retained- 10MB
What I don't know currently- My future...
Harry picked me up on his back and said "Let's go!"
He gave me a piggyback ride and soon we were at Harry's place.
Did I ever tell you that Harry and I live really close to each other?
It's literally 10 minutes of walking distance.
Harry pressed the doorbell while I tried my best now to pee my pants.
Yes guys...
I was ready to fall to any level and use any means to get out of here.
Finally the door opened and a young, not so handsome and definitely an ass with crimson eyes stood in front of me.
He seemed as tall as the Eiffel tower but gave a pose like the Leaning Tower of pizza as he leaned on the door.
Yep guys….
HE WAS BRANDON
Dressed up in a white...weird…hoodie...
"Hi" Brandon said.
At this moment
Kate Roberts (Me) knew he was fucked up.
I just stood there gaping at him as he stared back at me.
This staring soon turned into a one sided staring contest until Harry said....
"Un...Can I go in now? I feel like a third wheel suddenly."
"N- NO, OF COURSE NOT HARRY!" I said.
"Who is it, Brandon?" A shrill vice called out.
After that, I heard a few voices of heels and suddenly a beautiful woman stood beside Brandon and stared at me.
She was dressed up in a black top and white shorts.
IT'S DECEMBER DAMMIT!!!
And people are still wearing such stuff.
But well....
She looks hot so I don't mind.
"Sis, this is Kate. My new best friend. Jaden will come by evening. He has gone to the dentist with his sister." Harry said.
"Un…Hello-"
"YOU'RE SO CUTE!!" She said as she grabbed me and hugged me tight.
"Told you so." Brandon said with a smile.
WAIT! You're okay with her hugging me like this?? BE SOME JEALOUS, YOU ASS!!! DO YOU EVEN LIKE ME???!!!
"Aww!! I have a perfect outfit for you!" She said.
"O-Outfit?" I said.
"Didn't I tell you?" Harry said while I was dying from suffocation due to her breasts on my face.
"Oh- My bad! Kate, my sister is a fashion designer...
Or to put it more simply....
A celebrity fashion artist in San Francisco." Harry said.
"What?" I said.
"Nice to meet you." She said as she finally pulled herself away "My name is Zalia Louverne."
"Why do I think...I've heard this name before?" I said.
"*Chuckle* I worked as a model before...
At *ictoria's Secret"
"Eh?….
....EEEEHHHH?????"
-To be continued