Guys...
Did you ever have that awkward when you realized that there is no 'moment' in the sentence and you still read it as awkward 'moment'?
If you don't get what I mean..... read the previous sentence again 'Word by Word'.
Awkwardness is everywhere...
Whichever realm, whichever species.
Like that awkward moment when you don't know what's more awkward, answering Dora (The Explorer) or just sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Or that awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other 'Ugly'.
Or *Narrows eyes* That awkward moment when you laugh at something you shouldn't have laughed at so you do a little cough laugh to cover it up.
Yep, I'm referring to you guys.
Or that awkward moment when your cell phone goes at full volume at a funeral.
Even more awkward, when the ring tone is 'I will survive.'
Awkward moments when you search the meaning of a word in the dictionary and realize that it is even more confusing than the word itself.
And don't forget that awkward moment when your autocorrect destroys your reputation and play games with you by converting shirt to shit- dumb to d*ck, clock to c*ck, pants to pe*is, sass to ass and breathe to breast.
And then comes that awkward moment when you have had your hand up for ages and then...you finally give up.
Now I'll talk about people related to my life.…
Let me see if you can guess,
That awkward moment when you're trying hard not to laugh while your family is sleeping but then you find your younger sibling staring at you.
Next day, suddenly your younger sibling gets a bunch of chocolates out of nowhere.
That awkward moment when your friend is super popular and you just stand there like an idiot while he talks to people you don't know.
Or that awkward moment when you're talking about someone and they end up right behind you.
That awkward moment when a super positive friend suddenly becomes a shut in himself.
That awkward moment when you meet a delinquent who beats up other delinquents to bring them to the right path.
And that awkward moment when someone is getting accused of what you did.
That awkward moment when you realize that you're the part of a story and the author is to decide your fate....
Put yourself in my shoes and think about it!
AND FINALLY!
That awkward moment when you realized you ain't straight…anymore....
Hi guys! It's Kate Roberts, a simple guy who believes that volleyball is just a more intense version of 'Don't let the balloon touch the ground'!
Just a moment guys, I've got a call...
Yeah?... Not waste the screen time? I'm not wasting it though…
Alright guys, so let's finally start with this extremely awkward chapter.
You just witnessed that awkward moment when the editor calls you and shouts at you to shut the f**k up and start with the story!
So... I would like to start with yet another awkward moment…
That awkward moment when you realize that your best friend has a sister who is a former model and currently a fashion designer.
I hope you never cross paths with Zalia Louverne. Why do you think I said that? Well…
She dragged me inside the house and started muttering about all the color combinations and fashion language.
"Wait here, I'll get the clothes!" She said and ran upstairs.
Brandon and Harry were having a deep conversation inside the living room about which I had no idea.
Again...
That awkward moment when your friends start talking to each other about epic shit and you look like epic shit for just shaking your head to show that you're paying deep attention to it.
I just got up and moved across the living room as I couldn't keep up with that conversation anymore.
I was minding my business and aimlessly strolling in the living room when Brother Louise got down from his room and said…
"Kate, even you're here?"
"Yes." I said as I turned towards him and froze.
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That awkward moment when you find the coolest guy dressed up in a white women's fur coat with goat horns on his head and his hair dyed to blonde.
He smiled (Although it looked like a forced smile to me.) and said,
"Go ahead, laugh! That is....if you have an early death wish."
"...No" I said "You look-"
"Out of the world." Brandon said "You look like a Louisa, now!"
"How many times have I told you- STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Brother Louise shouted.
"Shhhh! Louise! Don't be so loud!" Zalia said as she got down with a wheel bag.
"Can I change back already?" Louise said.
"If you change or even touch this make up, I swear I'll be the worst nightmare of your life!!" Zalia said as she gave Louise a death stare.
"Tsk! Whatever!" Louise said and took out a cigarette.
He lighted it but as soon as he kept it in his mouth, Zalia snatched it and kept it in her mouth.
I can't understand… whose death is awaiting anymore.
"WHAT THE-" Louise said.
"Kids don't smoke! Go play in mud!" She said.
"I'M NOT THAT SMALL EITHER!! RETURN IT!" Louise shouted.
"You're such a pain!" She said. She then inserted a fresh cigarette into Louise's mouth and lighted it with her cigarette while it was still in her mouth.
It literally seemed as if both of them were KISSING!
But no, they were not! Don't worry, this book doesn't support such relationships.
Christ has not given up on us...yet….
"Let's go." She said as she grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the bathroom.
"AGH!! WAIT- IS THAT A SCISSOR!!" I shouted from within the bathroom.
"Don't worry, I'll be gentle." She said.
"No- Wait- WAIT!!!!"
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"So... how do you like this?" She said.
"It…. doesn't look very bad." I said as I looked into the mirror.
Actually, this looked far better than what I had imagined.
I came out of the bathroom and Brandon just stared at me.
"WOW! Sis you're awesome!" Harry said after he looked at my transformation.
"I really didn't do anything special though. He's a natural looker." She said.
WHAT?
That's the funniest thing I've heard today! It's obviously the make up.
"Well, Kate is good looking." Brandon said with a smile.
You know what...
Some people just need a high-five
On the face
With a chair
"Hello!" The same green haired guy whom I met during the lunch break, said as he opened the door.
"Hi MJ" Brother Louise said.
OH...So his name is 'MJ'.
"Oh! A new customer" Zalia said.
"Hello Zalia"
"How do you know my name?" Zalia said.
"Who cannot know such a famous designer?" MJ said.
Is it me or do I suddenly feel that the entire universe is smarter than me?
Except Anna
"Well then that makes things easier!!" Zalia said as she grabbed MJ's shoulder.
"I don't like your outfit. Isn't it too cold to wear something like that? Were you dumped recently?" MJ said.
HE SAID IT!!
HE LITERALLY SAID IT.
Zalia just smiled and kept her cigarette aside.
"Let's do a makeover of this stinky army tracksuit!" Zalia said and dragged him inside the bathroom.
After that...
I heard...
Whips voices from the bathroom. ..
Believe me... it was scary...
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I heard MJ screeching.
But you know what was more scary?
How neither Harry nor Louise responded to MJ's screaming.
But Brandon asked as he took a sip of his tea "Shouldn't we help him?"
"Count me out." Louise and Harry said together.
"Well...he seems a natural at it." Brandon said.
....
That awkward moment when everything just turns silent and you just hear a guy's screaming in the foreground voice and whip voices at the background....
I just sat there until Harry asked Brandon "Hey, by the way...how was your sleepover at Kate's place?"
"Oh…it was nothing. Absolutely nothing happened! Kate slept as soon as the baby woke up by saying that I and the baby are the same." Brandon said.
"Oh...." Harry said and sat quietly again.
Finally the door opened and Zalia came out.
"And here comes my masterpiece...."
Soon....
A dog (LITERALLY A DOG!) ran out of the bathroom.
BRANDON, LOUISE, HARRY AND I JUST STARED AT THE DOG WITH OUR MOUTHS WIDE OPEN.
F**K CLOTHES- SHE CHANGED HIS ENTIRE SPECIES!!!!
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"Guys....I'm here" MJ said and all of us turned towards the bathroom again.
It was MJ...
"WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED WITH YOU??!!!" I said.
"I must thank you Zalia, you have shown me a completely new genre." He said "After all...Sisters are....amazing" MJ said in a daze.
Zalia just chuckled.
"WHAT HAPPENED??!!!" I shouted.
"Today....." He said.
"I finally understood the pleasures of BDSM."
"LIKE I SAID- WHAT HAPPENED IN THOSE 20 MINUTES???!!!"
That awkward moment when you're fed up with awkward moments!!
-To be continued