The morning sun is dimly lit and my room is still a little dark. And you know what's the best part about a holiday?
You just wake up, at night, open the fridge, but then comes the worst part, you get caught by your mother and get ready for a 1 hour lecture.
But you can escape all that if you just say...
"Mom, if we shouldn't eat at night.... why is there a light in the fridge?"
"What?"
Now listen up-
#KateEVERYDAYsurvialGUIDE
When a woman says 'what', it doesn't mean she didn't hear you, it means that she's giving you a chance to correct yourself.
"Err... I mean, I was just going to bed. . ." I said.
"Good." She said as she slammed the fridge door on my face.
"Why do you do such stuff?" Anna butted in "You are mature enough."
"Huh! Mature? I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts." I said.
"...Weirdo" She said.
"Plastico" I said.
"Kate, Anna, Stop it!! Both of you, go to bed. And stop stealing food at night, Kate." Mom said.
"Yes mom." I said as I dragged my feet towards my room.
Man! Last night, I had an opera going inside my stomach.
Know which other time I hear an opera? When my sister is using the bathroom in the morning.
I am not a bathroom singer, or a secret singer or ANY singer! I mean... singing in the bathroom is cool and stuff until the soap gets inside your mouth and everything becomes a soap opera.
When I woke up in the morning, it was around 8:00 in the morning.
I sat inside my bed while drinking some hot chocolate and having the happiest time of my life WHEN-
A bomb crashed the glass window of my room and landed on my forehead.
The hot chocolate tripped from my hands and fell on my crotch.
"AH AH AH!!!!" I shouted as I got up and threw away my pajamas.
"I hope I didn't burn some major part from that hot chocolate." I said as I stood there naked, looking at my crotch.
"Un...excuse me.…my ball just entered here.…" I heard a voice from the lobby.
"Is that so dear?" Mom said.
"Yes, can I go get it?"
"Well, yes of course."
"Oh no no no mom!!" I said as I pulled my hair. "Underwear underwear!" I said to myself as I looked through my closet.
"Un....." I heard a voice behind me. I slowly got up and turned towards him...
"Wait- Harry?!" I shouted.
"I'll wait outside." Harry said as he closed the door again.
"Huh? Oh right!! Underwear underwear."
When I was finally 'civilised' enough, I asked Harry to come in.
"Hi Kate. This is your room, huh? Sorry for breaking your window man..." Harry said as he picked up the ball.
"It's fine." I said, rubbing my forehead. It had a bruise on it.
Tsk! The worst way to start a holiday.
"By the way, Happy Thanksgiving." Harry said with a smile.
"Happy Thanksgiving to you too." I said. "What are you playing?"
"Baseball!" Harry said excitedly. "You wanna join too?"
"Uh... I...?"
"Mmmmm?" Harry said as his eyes shot stars towards me.
...And there goes my holiday....
"....Alright." I said.
"YAY!!" He screamed as he hugged me and carried me down on the street.
"Wait- Aren't you guys playing inside any park?" I said.
"No, it's Street baseball." Harry said.
"Anyways… Why in front of my house??!!!" I shouted.
"That's because there's less traffic in this area." He said.
"Harry, did you find the ball?" I heard an annoying voice from behind me and as I turned I saw....
BRANDON JOHNSON AND JADEN SMITH!!
That's quite a rare combination. Those two are not usually together.
"I called both of them to play with me. Guys, even Kate will be joining us." Harry said.
"Happy Thanksgiving, Katty~" That ass (Brandon=that ass) said as he held both my hands.
I looked at him then turned to Jaden and said "Happy Thanksgiving, Jaden"
Boy, I have to say.
Jaden looked terrified after that.
I still don't know why....
Nevertheless
The game started...
Jaden was the pitcher and the rule was simple. The batsman had to stand in front of Mr. Touske's house wall (our Japanese neighbor). If the ball hit the wall, then you're out!
So first, Harry decided to go for a batting.
"GO HARRY!!" I shouted.
"You can do it, Harry!!" Brandon said.
It's the first time I've seen him cheering for anyone. My heart almost melted-
"What's the use anyways, I know he cannot play baseball." That ass said as he trimmed his nails while sitting on a chair.
...Nevermind
We all know he's an ass.
Jaden threw the ball at the speed of light! And before we knew it, there were already 3 strikes.
"You're sure you're playing baseball for the first time?" Harry said.
"Yes." Jaden said with a smile.
"Amazing Jaden, your pitches are so fast!" I said.
"Even a twelve years old can throw faster than that." Brandon said.
"YOU SHUT UP!" I shouted.
Then I smiled and said "If you say so much, then can you take on his balls?"
.
.
.
"What?" Brandon said with a smirk "Take on his balls, huh?"
"That's not what I mean! Jeez, you're so dirty minded." I said.
"Being dirty minded is a gift. It makes normal conversations much more interesting." Brandon said.
"Ugh!!" I growled at that piece of trash.
"Will you guys stop flirting so early in the morning?" Harry said. Jaden smiled nervously.
"WE ARE NOT-"
"Alright, I'll take you on Jaden." Brandon said as he got up.
"Let's do it this way, a one on one, both you and me." Brandon said as he picked up the baseball bat.
Jaden looked at Brandon as Brandon stood in front of the wall, lazily.
"I'm ready." Brandon said with a smile.
Sorry, but smiles don't win you matches. Go die, Brandon Johnson!!
"Hey, Harry, I'm not motivated enough." Brandon wined.
"What are you, a child?" Harry said.
"I've never held a baseball bat. I'm more of a football person, you know that." Brandon said.
"Try imagining it as something else." Harry said.
"Something else…" Brandon said as he closed his eyes. After a while, he finally blurted, "It's Kate's d*ck!"
"YOU PERVERT!!" I shouted.
"*Cough* Well . . . As long as it motivates you." Harry said.
Harry, what's wrong with you??
"Ah...the texture is so smooth." Brandon said.
"DON'T TOUCH IT LIKE THAT!!!" I shouted.
"Let's start, Jade!!" Brandon said to Jaden.
Jaden threw the ball at Brandon and Brandon hit the ball with immense power and maximum force. As a result, the bat broke into pieces, however the ball flew far away scoring a home run.
"Oh...looks like I broke it." Brandon said as he bit his finger while looking at me.
Don't- don't you dare do that!!
I was literally dying on the road while Brandon and Jaden switched positions.
Now Jaden was batting and Brandon was the pitcher.
Let's see his pitching skills. He was making fun of Jaden, right.
Jaden stood there in helmet and protection pads.
WAIT!! WHEN DID HE BRING ALL THAT???
...Anyways, Brandon threw the ball at maximum force and in the perfect form.
Jaden just dodged a centimetre away from the ball. The ball went ahead, destroying the wall behind.
We all stood there...speechless.
"Out!!!" Brandon said as he clapped.
"T- THAT BALL COULD HAVE KILLED HIM, YOU ASS!!" I shouted.
"You're right!! I missed by just a centimetre, tsk!" Brandon said.
"THAT'S NOT THE F*CK ING POINT!!" I shouted.
"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Mrs. Touske shouted as she looked at her broken wall.
Then, she glared at us and started speaking alien words. My experience says that most probably, she was swearing or giving us a resume about the history of that wall.
"Hello." Brandon said as he approached the woman.
She stood there all flustered. Then, she slowly started speaking again, but this time....rather sweetly.
"Hai." was all that jerk replied to everything she said.
"Does Brandon know Japanese?" I asked Harry.
"You're asking me dude? I didn't even know that he could play baseball!" Harry said.
"Well..." I said.
"Bye bye." Brandon said as he smiled and waved at the lady, she waved back and went back inside her house.
"…Un….Brandon....what was she saying?" I said.
"Hm?" Brandon said "Well....who knows?"
"...WHAT?" Harry, Jaden and I said together.
"I don't know Japanese. I just know one word- 'Hai' which means yes, and that also Harry taught me." Brandon said.
"Then, how did you talk to her?" Harry said.
"I just followed up by saying yes throughout the conversation." Brandon said with a smile.
Alright. . .I have to admit. . .
There are some things which only a PRINCE can do!!
Oh!! And Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
-Love Kate❌❌❌
Katty
Huh? Hey, who the f*ck changed my name??!!
I'll kill you, Brandon Johnson!!!
-To be continued