"Can I help you?" The accountant at the clothes shop asked.
"No, I just stood here for 30 minutes to say 'Hi'." I said, "just get the bill done jerk."
Hey guys, it's Kate here and as you can see I'm really annoyed.
Why are you annoyed Kate?
Is what you must be thinking.
How else will you feel if you hate shopping but still you have to accompany your sister to a mall?
And you know the worst part to it?
That while she shops, you just stand beside her like a dork! You have to carry her bags, listen to her complaints and illogical bargains, survive the cold and take care of her- all at the same time!! There's absolutely NOTHING pleasant about this experience!!
Especially with a nimrod like my sister!
Now....Watch carefully...
"OMG!! THIS IS SO PRETTY?? THIS ONE TOO!!" Anna said as she grabbed two dresses.
"Which one, Kate?" She said as she turned towards me.
"I couldn't care less...They both look the same to me." I said.
"OF COURSE THEY AREN'T THE SAME!! ARE YOU COLOR BLIND, YOU WEEB!!" She shouted.
"W- Weeb? Well, at least I'm into anime, what are you into? H.I.V?" I shouted back.
"You JERK!" She said as she pulled my cheek "Your hair looks like coconut waste!!" She said.
"You B*TCH!" I said as I pulled her hair, "At least I have enough hair to avoid putting hair extensions!!"
"GRRRRR!!" Both of us growled as we grabbed and pulled each other.
"Sir, ma'am, calm down, please don't fight!!" The accountant said.
"YOU SHUT UP!!" We both shouted together.
"STOP COPYING ME!! YOU'RE COPYING ME!! UGH!!" We both said together.
This 'speaking together' thing usually happens with us and it's so annoying!!
"Ma'am, why don't you and your boyfriend-"
"HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!" She shouted.
"I would rather die than date a b*tch like her!! Her IQ level is lower than a shoe sole." I said.
"And what's your gay IQ?" Anna said "Tell me honestly, you guys haven't done it, have you?" She said.
"Shhhh! ! What are you saying?!!! This is private talk!!" I whisper shouted.
"And what about your pillow talk with Brandon?" She said. Then she turned to the accountant and said "You know, my damn brother is gay."
What the hell is she telling to a complete stranger??!! HER IQ IS REALLY LOW!!
I WONDER IF SHE EVEN HAS A THING CALLED IQ!!
"Is that so?" The accountant said as he looked at me, questioningly.
What could I say now? I just ignored him and looked outside the shop.
"Un....I'm waiting outside" I said.
"No!! Help me try these!!" She shouted.
"What the-"
"I need someone to tell me how beautiful I look in every dress." She said.
I don't know what should I do of this narcissistic behaviour of hers!
She went inside the changing room and tried on almost 10 dresses.
"I'm tired... and hungry! Let's go already" I said.
"Alright." She agreed.
We sat inside a cafe.
"Why are you buying so many dresses suddenly?" I asked.
"Because, I like someone and I wanna impress him...and I wanna date him." She said.
"You mean use him?" I said.
"It's nothing like that!!!" She said as she banged her hands on the table.
"Your bra strap is falling, idiot." I said as I took a sip of my coffee.
"What?? Ugh!! This is so annoying!! I can't even see it, Ugh!!" She groaned as she fixed her strap.
"Tsk!! That's not how we do it, idiot" I said.
Then I leaned towards her from the other side of the table and started fixing the strap for her.
"You haven't closed the hook properly." I said as I moved my hands towards her spine, through her designer top.
Not too soon...
I realized....
Everyone was staring at us....
I sat down again and looked at the table.
"What happened??!" She said.
"N- nothing" I said as I continued looking at the table.
"Huh?? Weren't you fixing it for me?" She said.
"Oh damn!! Do it yourself!!!" I shouted and left the cafe. I stood near the metal railings and looked down at the crowd.
I was just staring down when I saw something UNEXPECTED!!!
Yep, it was Brandon Johnson with...
LOUISE LOUVERNE!!!!
Eh? Wait!! Why are they both together in the mall? They both are talking to each other. But....WHAT ARE THEY TALKIN' ABOUT??!!!
They both talked to each other while they went inside the elevator.
I ran towards the escalator and climbed down it from the opposite direction.
Finally I reached the first floor, the elevator door opened and Brandon came out along with brother Louise.
I hid in the crowd and followed them. Both of them went inside a clothes shop.
I also entered the clothes shop, cautiously.
Brother Louise picked out a blue top and said something to Brandon.
'I think black would look better than blue on Brandon' I thought.
Brandon smiled and said something to brother Louise.
Brother Louise replied and Brandon started laughing.
'Brandon!!!! DON'T LAUGH YOU ASS!! I'M DYING HERE!!! BROTHER LOUISE WILL FALL EVEN MORE FOR YOU IF YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT.' I thought.
Brandon removed his top and took the blue top.
'DON'T EXPOSE YOUR SKIN SO EASILY!!!' I shouted in my head.
He wore the top and asked Louise something.
Louise leaned towards Brandon and fixed his hair.
'DON'T TOUCH HIS HAIR!! EVEN I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT YET!!' I thought.
Brandon continued talking as brother Louise picked up a fur jacket.
After they were done, both of them moved towards a cafe.
I sat in one of the seats and hid behind the menu card.
"Un... can I help you, sir?" A waitress said to me.
"Uh... no, I'm fine, just get me a Cappuccino." I said.
Then I looked at Brandon and brother Louise's table.
Brandon had ordered a Vanilla Latte with choco chip cookies.
Is he a kid?
And what is he wearing?
He was dressed up in a white fur coat with black skin tight jeans, which highlighted his slim and perfect legs, and a pair of white boots with golden bells on it.
His fashion sense is also like a kid!!
He was continuously talking with brother Louise as a smile spread across his face.
He drank the Vanilla latte and his upper lip was covered with the latte foam.
But he ignored it and continued talking.
Today, I noticed something.
He is pretty pleasing to the eye....
until you're the one he's talking to.
But then, brother Louise moved his hand towards Brandon's lip and wiped off the foam.
Brandon blushed as brother Louise got up from the chair and both of them left the cafe.
I was about to follow them again when I heard two girls talking-
"Hey, did you see those guys? Both of them were so hot!!"
"Yeah!! I think that maybe they were, you know..."
"OMG!! I'M GOING UWUUU WITH THAT!!" She whispered as both of them started fangirling.
I could literally see flowers around them.
Either I'm turning mad or they are mad. One of them is true for sure!
"I SHIP IT!! I HOPE NO ONE GETS BETWEEN THEM!!" She said.
...Gets between them?
Am I....getting between them?
Is that wrong?
...Why am I so frustrated and jealous....when I know....that you're not even mine.
But...Brandon….you said that I belong to you but you forgot one thing...
I stood up and threw away the menu card, kept the money on the table and dashed outside the cafe.
You forgot one thing....
That if I belong to you...
Then even you belong to me and me only, you ass!!
And there's nothing wrong in taking what's yours!!
-To be continued