Kerlin County High, Boys bathroom; 5:30 P.M.
Hey guys. As you can see, your MC is currently cleaning toilets, while wondering....Was our school bathroom always so big? And the weird thing is that the more I clean it, the more dirty it looks!!! If only I had someone who'd help me clean.
All this because of one person who did that cat prank with me! This isn't even funny, if I find that guy, I'll chop his body into thousands of pieces!!
If this keeps up, I'm gonna die within one week of toilet cleaning.
Did you guys ever had that moment when you talk to yourself and start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious! Yep that's me.
I was thinking of some jokes and giggling while sweeping the floor. You could imagine that I would be looking such a creep to some other person.
BRUSH BRUSH CLEAN CLEAN BRUSH BRUSH CLEAN CLEAN!!
I was saying all this in my brain while performing a quadruple dance all by myself when suddenly the lights gave out!!
Okay, now this was the situation- the entire school was empty and quiet and the bathroom was dark and wet. I just watched a horror movie last night which had a similar scene so I had a chill down my spine.
NAH! That's not possible!! In that movie a zombie came out with a chainsaw and killed everyone who was there in that ship and then started drinking their blood. No way such a thing would happen in the school, ha ha ...ha ha-
VROOM!!!!
I heard a weird voice, like that of a…*gulp* chainsaw? What is a chainsaw doing at school?
Oh GOD!! Please save me...
I drew a cross on my chest as I slowly moved out of the bathroom; as I peeped out a guy with a chainsaw in his hand suddenly came in front of me....
"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" I shouted.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" He shouted.
Together,we both shouted till the time our lungs gave out like two rock singers producing a harmony of noise with the chainsaw giving the background music. Then, my body moved on it's own accord and I smacked the wiper on his head.
Hey! It was a reflex! My body did what it was supposed to do for my survival!
The guy fainted and fell on the floor. Soon the lights were back so I looked at the guy's face....
"MR WARREN????!!!!!!" I shouted as every corner of my body twitched and my goosebumps were as straight as an arrow!
I couldn't afford further punishments. Don't tell me my bathroom cleaning time was gonna extend from 1 week to 1 month or maybe 1 year?!!!
But, there was an even greater concern which was...*Gulp* Was he even alive anymore? I had hit him pretty hard and he wasn't moving at all!!!
AND WHAT THE HELL WAS A TEACHER DOING WITH A CHAINSAW IN THE SCHOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?
WAIT! IS THAT A PIZZA SLICE PLASTERED ON HIS SHIRT??!
THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!
I WAS SO CONFUSED SO I DID WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE BEST!!!
HIDE THE BODY!!!! BUT WHERE? THE SHED? NO! THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS? SHOULD I THROW IT INSIDE THE WATER TANK? NAH! THAT WOULD JUST MAKE THE WATER GROSS! THEN....
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I had no idea what to do, which was a completely normal doubt for a high school student as this was my first time killing someone!!!
Finally I came up with the best plan ever!I decided to leave everything and run away maybe to some other country, I was fine with any country as long as they served beacon there!! I already started planning what was I gonna take with me when someone tapped my shoulder.
"SHERLOCK HOLMES??!!!" I shouted as I turned behind.
"Who? Sorry for not standing up to your expectations." Harry Louverne said.
"H-HARRY??" I said, my eyes were filled with surprise but somewhere at my core, I feel relaxed. I don't know why?? WAS HE A MAGICIAN THAT HE MADE ME RELAXED JUST BY SHOWING HIS FACE TO ME.
"WOW! What's that?" Harry said pointing at Mr. Warren's body.
"That's….that just happened on the spur of the moment!" I said.
"Oh...I see.…Don't worry, I can fix it!" Harry said with a smile.
"REALLY??!!!" I said. He is really the savior of my life. First he arranged clothes for me when I was dripping wet and cold, now he's gonna take care of the dead body too?? I WANNA MARRY HIM!!!
No, I'm just kidding guys, chill out!
Harry kept his bag aside and removed his shoe.
"By the way, what are you doing here at school at this time?" I said.
"I went for a vacation last week, there was a whole lot of work left for me to do, so I was sitting and completing it." Harry said.
"OH-WAIT!! THAT BEST FRIEND OF YOURS WHO GAVE ME THE CLOTHES-"
"It's Brandon Johnson, yes." Harry said.
"Is he not with you?"
"He said he had to study, that's why he went home."
"Oh..." I said.
THAT MEANS HE REALLY IS STUDYING….IS HE FINALLY TURNING INTO A NERD FROM A PRINCE? WHAT AN IDIOT!!
Harry took his shoe and brought it near Mr. Warren's face.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!" I said.
"This a way by which you can treat it." Harry said.
"No, that's not it!!! He has not fainted because of what you're thinking! I actually smacked his head with the wiper's rod, that's why he fainted." I said.
Harry's eyes widened and he said "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A TEACHER?"
"THAT WAS REFLEX!" I said.
"Beating up a teacher?-There's something definitely with your nervous system." Harry said.
"Whatever!! What should we do now?" I said.
"He still has a pulse." Harry said holding Mr. Warren's hand "He is alive-WAIT! IS THAT A CHAINSAW BEHIND HIM??"
"YEAH!!! I WAS SHOCKED TOO!! WHY A CHAINSAW ANYWAY??!!"
Cold sweat dropped from Harry's neck.
"What happened?" I said.
"Nothing, let's carry him to the nurse's office and then we both will run away before anyone sees us." Harry said as he picked up the body.
"UGH!! HE'S HEAVY!!! HEY, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME!!" Harry said.
"A-Y-YES!!" I said and held his legs.
We both somehow dragged him near the boy's bathroom door.
"KATE ROBERTS!! ARE YOU DONE??!!!" I heard a voice behind me.
And unfortunately, I knew who it was! MR.DICKSON!!! I could hear his footsteps getting closer to us!!! I started panicking when Harry said-
"HURRY!!!" and dragged him into the boys washroom. Then, he threw him inside one stall, got inside himself and closed the door.
"ARE YOU DONE??!!" Mr. Dickson said as he entered the bathroom.
WE BARELY MADE IT!!!
BUT WE DID, YAY!!!!
"Uh-No sir, I'm left with just a little." I said.
"The school gates will close at 6:00, that is, within 15 minutes from now! Make sure to pack up everything till then, I'll come and check on you." Mr. Dickson said and left the bathroom.
After a while, Harry rushed out of the stall.
"NOW WHAT?!!" I said.
"Let's just clean this stuff, and get out!" Harry said.
"NO-WAIT!! WHAT ABOUT MR. WARREN?" I said.
"I thought of something while I was in there. We'll leave him there."
"WHAT AFTER HE WAKES UP???!!!"
"He'll just think that he slept while pooping and just drop the case"
"IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? HOW CAN SOMEONE EVER FALL ASLEEP WHILE POOPING??!!!" I said.
"Why focus on the details so much??!! Let's just do it!!!" Harry said as he picked up the bathroom cleaner bottle.
"I'VE GOT THIS!!" Harry said "I'm cleaning the toilets, you clean the stalls, we have to finish this within the next 15 minutes!!"
"ON IT!!" I said holding the wiper. We both were busy with our work. Surprisingly, I was working 4 times faster than my usual self! Am I under a spell? IS HE REALLY A MAGICIAN??!!!
I was done with the last stall and was about to close when I accidentally dropped the toilet paper roll inside the toilet.
"HOLY SH*T!!" I said as I grabbed my hair.
"WHAT IS IT?" Harry said. He was done with cleaning the toilets "WHAT THE FU*K IS THIS?? WHAT NOW??"
"Un...Let's flush it.." I said. He approved by nodding his head.
I flushed but something worse happened. It got stuck in between the toilet's main hole and the outer hole.
I flushed and flushed but it didn't work.
"Let's throw something at it so that it goes inside" Harry said.
"GOOD IDEA!!" I said. Then I took the wiper and held it like the sword of the God of some sort. I tapped the toilet paper roll with the wiper and I realized that something worse had happened. I turned towards Harry and said-
"The wiper's stuck in there too"
"WHAAAT???!!!" Harry said.
"WAIT- LET'S TRY FLUSHING AGAIN!!" I said. But the wiper was blocking the flush openings and so...as soon as I flushed, the unimaginable happened!
THE FLUSH STARTED, BUT DIDN'T STOP!!!!
The volume of the toilet paper was increasing as it slowly started unwrapping which blocked the main hole completely. The seat soon started filling up like a cup as water couldn't seep in anymore.
Harry quickly covered the lid on the toilet seat and placed everything he could on the lid so that the water pressure couldn't open it.
"Now what...Harry?" I said.
"...Now, LET'S RUN FOR OUR LIFE!!!!" Harry said as he picked up his bag and ran outside the bathroom.
"WAIT FOR ME HARRY!!!" I said as I nervously picked up my bag and ran outside but as soon we turned just outside the bathroom, we both bumped into Mr. Dickson!!!!
"What are you doing here?" Mr. Dickson said to Harry.
"Un...I just came here to use the bathroom. I had an extra class today." Harry said.
"Okay, Kate Roberts! Are you done with the cleaning?" Mr. Dickson said.
"Y-YES SIR!!!" I said.
"Oh? Lemme see what you've done." Mr. Dickson said as he entered the bathroom.
"OH!!! THE BATHROOM IS REALLY SPARKING!!!! Good work!" He said.
Harry was still standing there beside me to give me emotional support.
"Okay then, you both can go now!!" Mr. Dickson said.
"Mr. Dickson....What about you?" Harry said.
"I need to use the bathroom, I'll come after that" He said as he held the door of the stall in which Mr. Warren was lying.
OMG OMG OMG!!!!
IF HE FINDS MR. WARREN, WE'LL BE AS GOOD AS DEAD!!!
He slowly opened the door but suddenly Harry walked to him and said "Sir, I need to use the bathroom too!!"
"...But you just used it, didn't you??" Mr. Dickson said.
"Uh-Yeah, but I was not satisfied with just once." Harry said "I'm suffering from loose motion."
"Okay, then use the other one." Mr. Dickson said.
"NO!!! I ONLY USE THAT ONE!!" Harry said.
"What the hell is that? Are you kidding?" Mr. Dickson said.
WAY TO GO HARRY!!!!
I KNOW YOU'RE A MAGICIAN SO YOU'LL FIX EVERYTHING!!!
RIGHT?
RIG....HT?...
-To be continued