Hey guys! It's Kate Roberts reporting! My goal this weekend is to move only enough so that people know I'm not dead. Or so I thought!
"We are supposed to do a group project for this chapter!" Mr. Patrick, the Math teacher, said."Make groups of two, one of you will do the worksheet while one will bring some practical applications of all that we've learnt in that chapter. So, I need volunteers."
C'mon sir! Do you seriously think that someone would raise his hand for this s*it??!!! ONLY AN IDIOT WILL DO THAT!
Suddenly I saw my crush, Elizabeth Brown raise her hand.
Well...it's good for our studies and we should always try something new so maybe I'll give in. It-It's not like I'm doing this to work with Elizabeth and get closer to her. Only a douche bag would come up with something like this! I have pure intentions!
I raised my hand and Mr. Patrick noticed me right away "OH! MR.ROBERTS! You never fail to surprise me! Finally, you surprised me with something other than your marks! Because you are the only student who manages to fail even in the easiest exams and pass in the most difficult ones."
"Oh no, sir." I said "It's not me, it's just because YOU are our teacher"
"Fine, so Mr. Kate Roberts and Mr. Ralf Kaise, both of you will be working together on this assignment." Mr. Patrick said.
WAIT-WHO??!!! RALF KAISE?? I THOUGHT IT WAS ELIZABETH'S HAND?? NO, THAT WAS A PARALLAX ERROR! HE RAISED HIS HAND WHILE HE WAS SITTING BESIDE HER, BUT FROM MY VIEW IT LOOKED AS IF ELIZABETH RAISED HER HAND..…NO!!!!!!
GOD, WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME?? WHAT HAVE I DONE??!!
After the class, Ralf walked towards me and said "Shall we discuss what we're gonna do?"
"Yes." I said as we walked towards the hallway out to the school ground "Let's do it this way- I'll do the project work, while you do that worksheets project work since you're good at Math."
"That sounds good. I'll get the work done as soon as possible, latest by this week end." He said.
"So, you'll bring the project work on Monday, right?" I said.
"I hope so. See ya" He said and walked away.
"Fine then, bye" I said and turned the other way.
"KATTTY!!!" Someone shouted and back hugged me.
Did you ever have those people who always come along when you want to stay alone? They are those super free people of the society, who are just there to waste your time. Maybe, they are a good pass time when you're free, but later on, they just annoy the s*it outta you!
Yep, I present in front of you…The school prince-BRANDON JOHNSON!
"What'cha doin'?" He said.
"Currently, trying not to punch your face." I said, trying my best to keep my calm.
"Un...." Harry Louverne said as he walked towards us.
"Harry, let's take Kate with us too! We'll all celebrate!" Brandon said as he looked at Harry.
"HUH???!!! LEAVE ME, I HAVE WORK TO DO!!!" I shouted. I still had that project waiting for me at home, conspiring to destroy my weekend.
"Now now, let's go!!!" Brandon said as he grabbed my hand and rushed somewhere leaving Harry behind.
"HEY!!! WHERE ARE WE GOING??!!" I shouted.
"A place where we'll be alone for sometime." Brandon said.
This reminds me of something...."LEAVE ME YOU ANIMAL!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME-THIS GUY'S DANGEROUS!!!" I shouted and finally a police car just passed beside us "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOUNG MAN?" The policeman said from his car.
Brandon said nothing, just passed a flying kiss with a smile to the policeman and continued running. The policeman was shocked. I felt sorry for that guy. I don't know what happened to him after that but his car started moving like a snake and finally bumped on a telephone pole.
IS THE CAR OKAY???!!
When we finally reached our destination, we were standing in front of a huge house. And, it's front was completely made of glass! DUDE!!! NO PRIVACY HERE!!!!
That ass (Brandon =that ass) walked towards the door, typed the code, the door opened and he barged in as if he owned the place.
"HEY! Wait, don't tell me it's your house!!!" I said as I walked inside the house too.
"No, it isn't! It's Harry's house. Awesome, isn't it?" Brandon said as he walked inside a room .
"AWESOME-MY ASS! Isn't this a bit too revealing??? Where's the privacy?" I said.
"They do have curtains. You can always cover the glass windows with curtains." Brandon said as he closed the curtains.
"Really? Then, I think it's fine." I said as I walked and stood in front of him.
"Yeah, now let's get up with the serious stuff" Brandon said as he grabbed my shoulders.
"S-Serious stuff?" I said but he slowly pushed me down on the sofa "HEY! W-WAIT!"
"Why?" He said as he moved his fingers on my stomach.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT? THIS IS-HA HA HA HA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!!!!" I said.
"Does it tingle here?" He said as he smoothly moved his hands on my stomach.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA-STOP-HA HA-SERIOUSLY HA HA HA-I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!" I said.
He sat on me and nibbled my ear. "I can't take it anymore either." He whispered.
"No-Y-Y-You bastard!" I said.
HOW DID WE END UP LIKE THIS???
"Oh!" He said as he suddenly got up "I totally forgot."
"What?" I said as I slowly got up.
He raised my shirt and said "IT IS THERE!"
"What?" I said as I looked at my chest.
"The hickey mark I left this afternoon! I knew it, it's easy to leave marks on you! And above all, they stay for a long time" Brandon said.
"Y-YOU!" I said.
"It's a mark stating that you're mine" Brandon said as he pressed his fingertips on the hickey mark.
BEEP BEEP CLACK!
The door opened and I heard footsteps.
"Hey, both of you! I know you're here." I heard a familiar voice "You better not do something weird at my house."
"Harry? You're back?" Brandon said, still sitting on me.
"Yes, we're back. I brought some sausages, let's make hot dogs." Harry said as I heard his footsteps. "I'm in the kitchen if you need something." Harry said.
"HEY, GET DOWN!!" I whisper-shouted and threw him down.
"Oww! Why do you have to be so rough, Katty." Brandon said.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!" I shouted.
Inside the kitchen
Harry opened a small box and took out a vanilla cake "Here, give it to them and ask them to cut it." He said handing the cake to Jaden.
"They? OH! The guys in the drawing room! Fine, here I go!" Jaden said as he ran towards the drawing door and knocked it.
"Oh! Seems like Harry's here." Brandon said. He moved towards the door and slammed it open.
The cake flipped from Jaden's hands when it was hit by the door and it landed on his face.
"A-ARE YOU OKAY?" Brandon shouted "Sorry, hey Kate, pass me a towel!!"
"Jaden slowly removed the plate from his face and cleared the cream around his eyes. He opened his eyes and saw...
BRANDON JOHNSON??!!!!!
'WAIT-WHY IS HE HERE?!! DON'T TELL ME-'
"OMG! What happened?" Harry said as he got out of the kitchen.
"H-H-Harry...he?" Jaden said pointing at Brandon.
"Oh! Lemme introduce you to these both." Harry said with a smile "This is my childhood best buddy-Brandon Johnson and that is my new friend-Kate Roberts."
Jaden felt as if his whole world had fallen down and crashed as soon as he saw Brandon Johnson. He could feel the floor leaving his feet and the sky falling over him.
'Oh s*it! But wait! Looks like he hasn't recognized me yet! Thanks to this cream!' Jaden thought.
"Here's the towel." Kate said.
"Lemme clean it for you." Brandon said.
'WAIT-WHAT??!!' Jaden thought.
"NO NO! I'M QUITE COMFORTABLE WITH THIS!!...I-I'VE HEARD THAT VANILLA IS REALLY GOOD FOR SKIN, SO RATHER THAN WASTING IT, I'LL JUST APPLY IT ON MY FACE!!" Jaden said.
"....Uh…okay" Brandon said. "By the way, Harry...."
Harry looked at Brandon as Brandon took out a DVD "Why is this here?" Brandon said.
Harry snatched the DVD and said "HEY!!! THIS IS THE PORN DVD I LOST 7 YEARS AGO??!! WHERE DID YOU FIND IT??!!!"
"It was inside the sofa-wait! 7 years? When you were eight?" Brandon said.
"Un…no, I didn't watch it...Although I was curious to." Harry said. Jaden and Kate had already become the background of the conversation.
This is what happens to other normal people when they are standing with two best friends.
"Oh Harry!! You're always into this DVD and porn stuff! That's why girls dump you just before you have s*x! And in the end, you have to do it yourself." Brandon said.
"YEAH YEAH!!! SO? WHAT'S UP? WHO NEEDS GIRLS ANYWAYS??!!! I DID IT!!!" Harry said.
Everyone was speechless.
"I did IT MYSELF!" Harry said "YES-ME! I DID IT!! I'M A SELF SUSTAINING ORGANISM!!! I DON'T NEED ANYONE!!!" Harry shouted.
Everyone in the room was silent and stared at Harry who somehow felt thE satisfaction of destroying Brandon's pride who, anyhow, looked unaffected.
"...Then, shall we eat?" Brandon said.
"LET'S MAKE HOT DOGS!!!" Harry said.
"....What was that? Weren't you guys fighting a while ago?" Kate said.
"This is what guy friendship is, Kate. The enmity never lasts long!" Harry said.
"Wait-We were fighting?" Brandon said "I thought we were exchanging facts."
"...DIE YOU JERK!! I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!!! COME WITH ME KATE!! WE'LL MAKE THE HOT DOGS!!" Harry said as he grabbed Kate and took him to the kitchen.
"WAIT! I CAN'T COOK!!" Kate said.
"It's okay, just follow up." Harry said.
Brandon and Jaden followed them. Brandon stared at Jaden while walking "W-WHAT?" Jaden said as sweat flowed down his neck.
"Believe it or not but....I think....I've seen you somewhere." Brandon said with a look of suspicion in his eyes.
"N-NO! It's the first time I've ever seen you." Jaden said.
"Is that so?" Brandon said.
"YES!!" Jaden said.
"Then, what's your name?" Brandon said.
To be continued