My mind is like my internet browser, at least 19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
You may find that funny but that's a fact! At least in a teenager's life it is.
For example, look at ME right now!!! My current situation is...I smashed a wiper on a teacher's head, now that teacher is lying inside the bathroom stall, unconscious. Another stall has a blocked toilet with an overflowing flush and the toilet's lid has been covered with a chainsaw and I have no idea why a teacher was carrying a chainsaw at the school campus in the first place!!! Yet another teacher is moving towards the stall in which I have stored the previous teacher!!
OKAY!!!! LET'S DO THIS!!!
I was about to say something as Mr. Dickson slowly opened the door but suddenly Harry walked to him and said "Sir, I need to use the bathroom too!!"
"....But you just used it, didn't you??" Mr. Dickson said.
"Uh-Yeah, but I was not satisfied with just once." Harry said "I'm suffering from loose motion."
"Okay, then use the other one." Mr. Dickson said.
"NO!!! I ONLY USE THAT ONE!!" Harry said.
"What the hell is that? Are you kidding?" Mr. Dickson said.
"Sir, this one is the most comfortable one. I've used this since I was in grade school." Harry said.
"....You were in this school when you were attending grade school?" Mr. Dickson said.
"My brother used to come here and I followed him along." Harry said.
"You have an elder brother?" Mr. Dickson said.
"Yes." Harry said.
"....What's his name?"
"Louis."
"Hm...Louis Louverne...That's a nice name." Mr. Dickson said.
"Thanks sir, now can I go in?" Harry said.
"No,use the other one" Mr. Dickson said.
"NO!!! I ONLY USE THAT ONE!!" Harry said.
"What the hell is that? Are you kidding?" Mr. Dickson said.
"Sir, this one is the most comfortable one. I've used this since I was in grade school" Harry said.
"OI!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CONVERSATION??!!!" I finally interrupted as I shouted. Jeez! I just couldn't take it anymore!!
"I AM GOING IN THAT ONE!!" I said.
"...Kate Roberts?.…" Mr. Dickson said "Now I'm suspicious! Is there something in this?"
He moved his hand towards the door knob when Harry held his hand and said "NO SIR, YOU CAN'T!!!"
"GET AWAY!!!! LET ME SEE" Mr. Dickson shouted.
"NO SIR!!!!" Harry and I shouted together.
While we three were struggling with the door knob, I could sense approaching death, So my mind modified itself in the most weirdest way anyone could have ever imagined...
Everything muted and turned into slow motion....
"GET LOST!!!!" Mr. Dickson said (in slow motion)
"NO!!!!!" Harry and I said (in slow motion)
But Mr. Dickson was stronger. He pushed us away (in slow motion), we both somehow landed outside the bathroom (in slow motion) and he opened the stall door (in slow motion)
Finally, as the door opened, I saw a bright white light emerging from the other stall. I said my prayers and looked at Harry, he looked at me and shouted "RUUUUUUN!!!!" (In slow motion)
I was suddenly back to my senses and everything acquired their normal pace and I suddenly heard a huge blast from the other stall!
I was hallucinating!
That bright white light was actually TOILET WATER that finally exploded from the lid. The door of the stall broke and the water rushed out of the stall with many toilet cleaner bottles, a toilet cleaner brush, a wiper and a chainsaw swimming across the water. MAN! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT TO WATCH!!! A chainsaw dancing in toilet water!
It all landed on Mr. Dickson and Mr. Warren was half submerged in it.
Harry and I were barely saved with only the tip of our jeans dirty with that water as we were outside the bathroom.
When we went inside the bathroom, I couldn't believe what I smelled. It smelled awful. I was literally gonna puke at first but after finding out that Mr. Dickson had fainted too...I was tranquilized.
GOD...HAD BLESSED ME
After that, both Harry and I stuffed Mr. Dickson in the same stall as Mr. Warren and decided to pretend that this evening never happened in our lives. It was better this way.
Harry and I chatted while we ran back home
"You had an elder brother?" I said.
"Yeah! Although, he is just two years older than me, he's a third year in this school."
"WHAAAAT???!!! YOU ARE FULL OF MYSTERIES!!!!" I shouted. I was completely shocked. I really wanted to meet Harry's brother!!!
We soon parted different ways as we headed towards our respective homes.
In the bathroom at night; 9:00 P.M.
Mr. Warren slowly opened his eyes and found Mr. Dickson sitting, sleeping on the floor, leaning on the wall, in the same stall as him.
"Un....What am I doing here?" Mr. Warren said as he rubbed the huge bump on his head.
"If I remember correctly, I was secretly eating a pizza in the school ground during lunch break when a chainsaw landed from the terrace." Mr. Warren said to himself. "I ignored that and continued eating my pizza when suddenly the chainsaw blasted and my pizza was covered in soot. So, I took the chainsaw and went to the terrace, but I didn't find anyone there. So,I just kept it the janitor's closet and decided to show it to the principle after the school."
Mr. Warren looked at the terrace and said-
"After school, I went to the janitor's closet to bring the chainsaw, but suddenly the janitor closed the door as he didn't know that I was still inside the room. I kept on shouting from the inside for 3 hours when somebody finally noticed and unlocked the door. Then, I was carrying the chainsaw with me when I accidentally pressed some switch and it started. I was desperately trying to stop it when the lights went off and after awhile, I think....I met someone...I can't remember his face...DAMMIT!!! Maybe I just slept while pooping? No, but if that's the case.…
Why the hell would Mr. Dickson be sleeping here beside me *sniff sniff* and what's with this horrible smell!!!
But, this is serious! What are two men doing inside a same stall? NO NO NO!!! THINK FOR A SECOND!!! Can both of us take a crap in the same stall?! OF COURSE WE CAN'T!!! Then...could it be.... "
. . .
"WAH!!!!!!" Mr. Warren shouted as he got out of the bathroom and ran back home at full speed.
"THIS NIGHT!!!! I THINK I'LL NEVER FORGET THE TRAUMA I FACED TODAY!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile at the school bathroom
"Ugh!!!" Mr. Dickson said as he got up "What a weird feeling and an even more weird smell!!!! KATE ROBERTS, YOU BETTER NOT COME IN MY SIGHT NEXT TIME, OTHERWISE.....
I'LL DEFINITELY KILL YOU!!!!!!!
At the same time
At the Roberts household
*Flinch*
'Why am I getting this really weird feeling that something bad is about to happen?' Kate thought while sitting on the dinner table.
"Hey! You haven't eaten your meat yet? Give it to me if you don't want it!!" Anna said as she took Kate's plate.
"NO WAY!!! I'M A GROWING BOY!!! I NEED MEAT!!!! I NEED ENERGY!!!" Kate shouted as he snatched the plate back from her.
While Kate was stuffing his mouth with meat, Anna looked at him and said "You don't even have a girlfriend, what will you do with that extra stamina?"
"What are you saying?" Kate said.
"DON'T YOU DARE SPEND THAT STAMINA OF YOURS ELSEWHERE!!!!!" Anna shouted.
"...Seriously, what are you saying?"
Meanwhile at the Louverne Household
"Harry, call your brother for dinner." Mrs. Louverne said.
"Yeah..." Harry said, completely occupied with his gaming console.
"Harry! I I just told you something! Stop playing already, dear. You're gonna get huge glasses, I'm telling you!!"
"Yeah…."
"Oh jeez! Louis!!!"
"Yes mom?" A heavy voice, from another room, said.
"Dinner's ready dear."
"I'm busy! Bring it to my room."
"Okie dokie." Mrs. Louverne said as she picked up a tray.
"Make sure you switch it off till 10:00." Mrs. Louverne said to Harry.
"Yeah..."
"Oh God! Kids nowadays!" Mrs. Louverene said she left the room.
"....I wonder what Brandon would be doing right now?" Harry said to himself "He's not online!! I wanted to team up and play with him! 'Cause....this guy's super strong!!!! I can't defeat him alone!!!!"
Meanwhile at the Johnson's household
"Brandon, what are you doing?" Mr. Johnson said as he entered Brandon's room.
"Studying." Brandon said as he looked at his laptop.
"Homework? Kids surely are busy nowadays, huh?" Mr. Johnson said and left the room.
After a while, Brandon picked up the book again and looked at his laptop. He finally said "OH! I GOT IT!!!! IT IS SO SIMPLE!!!!"
Meanwhile at the Smith's household
"Sister? What are you doing?" Jaden said as he looked at his sister while she was sitting and smiling like an idiot at her phone screen. Jaden had just gotten out of the bath. He only had his boxers on while he brushed his hair with a towel.
"Anyways, do you know where my white shirt is? I can't find it anywhere!" Jaden said.
"Nope." She said *click*
"....Did you just click my picture?" Jaden said.
"I mean, literally look at this!!" She said, shoving her phone screen on Jaden's face.
"I'M DYING FROM A NOSEBLEED!!!!! WAIT TILL I POST IT ON MY STATUS!!" She said.
".…Are you sure you're my biological sister?" Jaden asked.
"OF COURSE!!!! I JUST LIKE YOUR BODY, I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY!!" She said.
"THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING!!!!"Jaden said.
"Don't worry!!! I would never touch you!!! After all~ You're uke is waiting for you in your future. KYAAA!!!! Just imagining it makes me blush! OMG!!!!"
"And there she goes again! I have no idea, what the hell she's talkin' about." Jaden said and left the room.
-To be continued