Its the "I'm not TUNA!!!" Sandwich.
I went to a Punk Rock show in Austin Texas to see "Choking Victim" play in a parking lot, he showed and got super defensive because someone called him Tuna, which is just a character.
ANYWAY.. I went home and made an "I'M NOT TUNA" sandwich afterward and it was good, its called "the Ethan Suplee"
Here is the recipe.
INGREDIENTS:
2 packs of Starkist tastey creations, - Hickory smoked salmon or 1 can of your choice of canned w/e. (drained)
2 tablespoon mayo
3 tablespoon mustard
5 drops of lemon juice
2 drops of worchestershire sauce
1 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp steak seasoning
1 tablespoon garlic, drained (do not use garlic in oil)
1/4 cup sour cream
1 teaspoon Cumin
1/4 cup Shredded/shaved Parmesan (not grated, that's too dry)
1 small pickle, diced into relish size bits patted dry afterward, no juice.
1 tablespoon oil and vinegar salad dressing
INSTRUCTIONS: PUT EVERYTHING INTO A BAGGIE AND MIX IT UP AFTER THE AIR'S MOSTLY GONE, THEN, PULL THE AIR OUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND STORE TILL SERVING.
SERVE ON TOAST OR BUN *
ALLOW TO SIT IN FRIDGE 6-12 hours before serving.