I ran and jumped to the next roof. I am doing them a favor really, ripped roofs will not be an issue if the planet is destroyed, and if it's saved then this is the least they can do. Plus I'm already getting better at this, I'll probably only destroy 146 roofs tonight.
(Hey Snow...)
(What?)
(How exactly is destroy going to destroy the world? What exactly is the plan if we fail to kill them?)
(You are on the destroy team, just keep your mouth shut if it isn't possible. Once the games are over we will kill them instead. As long as no one finds out we aren't SnowFall we are good. Plus you can take a couple humans back with you, can openers and all that. You know for the one you keep looking at but pretend to hate.)
(What! Nonsense I don't care about anyone or anything!)
(Really? You suddenly seem interested in saving the world since his friend is on the save team.)
He purred in amusement as I tore up another roof.
(Imagine if we do turn though! A destroy cat trying to save a random rock in space, it will be fur-tastic!)
(Hey you didn't answer again, how will destroy be destroying? They mentioned making it uninhabitable before but not really the how.)
(Oh that, any way they want, bioweapon, nuclear warfare, or they could pull down a meteor from space to hit it. Honestly anything goes as long as you humans all die.)
(Doesn't that put the saviors at a disadvantage? We humans are rather weak when compared to you cats.)
(Oh yes it does, they kind of ticked off some high up cats, hence why there is even a game at all. You could say the odds are very against the save team. They picked a planet with weak inhabitants. That is also why the vacation cats are all annoyed. You pay a nice pile of sardines for something and then bam the council decided to let it be demolished in the name of peace.)
(Great, then why are we even thinking of flipping!)
(Because you got attached to the, what did you call it, friend of a something let's just go with friend.)
(I just said not to kill him.)
(The entire point is to kill him, if you aren't completely with one team, then you are against them. Do try to blend in with the destroy team, your questionable morals keep flip flopping and it is giving me a headache.)
(Questionable morals! I happen to properly follow every law!)
(So you are okay with being on team destroy?)
(There aren't any laws about not murdering cats. Oh wait, there might be, but I'm sure I can properly argue it in a court of law!)
(That didn't even remotely answer the question, and you complain about me not answering.)
(Yes, destroy should be fine, you said I can take some humans with us if destroy wins?)
(Yep, we call them protected humans. At the end, before everything is destroyed just put a chip tracker on them, I'll provide some to you. You get five.)
(Okay, simple enough. Kyle, Ryan, Noah-)
(Pause up, you can't put a bonded cat of the save team as a protected human.)
(What why not?)
(Because if destroy wins that team is dead. That's just how the Pride family is.)
(I don't know if I can deal with a crying Kyle, looks like the save team does have to win.)
(Wow so much consideration for others.)
(You tell anyone about Kyle I'll murder you cat!)
(Why in the name of space mice would I do that? Just finish your exercises. I couldn't care less about who you want to mate with.)
(I don't want to mate with him!)
(Then why look at him like that?)
(I just don't want to see him dead!)
(Because he's a friend?)
(He's…..well….Its complicated.)
(You totally want to mate with him.)
(SNOW!)
(It's normal, races don't survive without some tiny human kittens.)
I tore a huge whole in a roof and looked through it at a terrified woman hugging a child. This stupid cat was going to be the death of me.
I blinked at them from above.
"Uh-Sorry?" I half meowed and the lady fainted on the spot while the child started crying.
I rolled my cat eyes and jumped away to the next building. I guess if a nice family is having dinner and suddenly something tears a hole in their roof then looks down on them with fangs and claws, it might be a little scary.
(I'm not suited for raising human kittens, dumb cat.)
(Why not?)
(You know what never mind. Let's get back to the lesson, and all the ways to kill your teammates.)
(I'm glad to see you taking this seriously, should I use kittens as a motivator?)
(Only if you want to be the first cat to die.)
I continued leaping through the shadows. After about a hundred buildings I was no longer tearing them up as much.
(Hey look I'm getting better!)
(Maybe, but the goal is complete silence, not this train crashing into a car horn thing.)
(Come on aren't you supposed to encourage those you teach?)
(Encourage? You want me to buy you sardines?)
(What? No! Ewww!)
(You prefer dead mice?)
(Nevermind, no encouragement or bribery needed. Let's just go home I need some sleep even if it's only two hours.)
(Skip work?)
(NO! We can practice during lunch and in the evenings again. Will that be satisfactory?)
(Fine but you are calling off work the night of introductions no exceptions.)
(Fine.)
I crawled down the side of the building by digging my claws in.
(Spider-cat, Spider-cat, does whatever an alien cat does.)
(What is that nonsense?)
(Motivation.)
I slipped into the alleyways and used the shadows to sneak back to my place then turned back into a human near the last alleyway.
Well at least I can walk and mostly run now, this is good progress.
(So tomorrow we will talk about powers, human, then we shall combine whatever your power is with the trainings.)
(Great, let's talk super awesome cat killing powers now!)
(No, go to bed, what are you a dumb kitten? You just said you were tired.)
(But super awesome cat killing powers!)
(Bed! Or it will be calling off your dumb work instead.)
(Fine bed sounds good.)