Training the Visored and the three ex-Captain's to do even the new basics was interesting. The fact Yoruichi made the most creative progress was surprising considering Urahara was involved. The feline assassin was happily purring and giggling in glee with her new toys. Her Zanpakutō Raijū was laughing at her master's reactions, the fact I still hear these things is odd. But Aizen's Zanpakutō it was mute it never so much as did anything as if it's soul was dead. However, knowing him it probably is in a way dead, all to advance his goal.
What was surprising though was that during teaching everyone I had sorta… Hollowfied because of the Visored's and their Zanpakutō's. Now I didn't become a mindless beast, no I was worse than that. I could still clearly think and everything, my mask though was a pure skull mask with an eerie purple glow between the teeth. My clothing has also changed and will not reverse back to normal. From my uniform I now don essentially a Desert Ranger uniform. Which I'm still Human, I'm not in soul form or anything so this is weird as fuck.
However, that limiter placed on me broke as I basically ranked up to being a Captain. My as I call it Spiris being at around a level below grandpa's. Which is concerning yet none of it leaking out of my body or soul. It's all basically sleeping and circulating through my everything, even my clothing, as well blood. The other's looked at me as if I was some sort of monster, expect Yoruichi who walked up to me. They probably thought she would hit me or something for what had happened yet she pulled me into a hug.
My head between her breast as she chuckled wryly with her fingers trailing through my hair. Her voice rather gentle as I could feel the underlying emotions and expression in them.
"You honestly had me worried there but I'm glad you're alright. After all you are mine and Lara's little Zero, we would be rather devastated if you were lost."
Pulling my head free I smirked at the assassin, telling her my feelings upfront. Her reaction was just adorable to watch as she short circuits.
"I love you to mom, hope you and mom actually stop playing and get married and laid. You'd make a cute parenting couple, just warn me if you make kittens. I'll have to prepare to rob a pet store in that event."
Everyone else well almost died laughing as they broke down at that. Seeing the usually very playful assassin feline just basically break mentally was hilarious. Though her reaction to the dating and kittens part was the best by far. She let go of me and dazedly started yowling confused before screaming about genders and sex. However, she got me back as hard as I gave her with that teasing.
"Then why don't you just marry Suì-Fēng and that little hybrid beast?! You three hang out so frequently Captain Anubis asks me how to set you and her daughter up! Which is concerning considering you have traumatized her son by just petting him."
"Okay that's just cheap me and Suì-Fēng are actually married you know? We just never made anything public given our work and what it entails. As for Pschent she's honestly married to us both just again nothing was said about it. How these things happened? Me and Suì-Fēng basically spent more than a hundred years together. Pschent she just showed Suì-Fēng how dominate a Leopard Jackal was when they like someone. I just got dragged into that since she also likes me and claimed me as family already. The two last I checked were pregnant actually."
Everyone froze and stared at me in complete surprise at how I rather freely mentioned this. Yoruichi though she stared owlishly at me before falling face first into the floor. Poking her with my foot she didn't react. I broke her. Shrugging I picked the unconscious woman tossing her over my shoulder and carried her to bed. When I left everyone else seemed to reboot as I heard screaming but most Tessai's remark. The man is seriously the best father figure I know and he accepts I think so.
"Little Zero! We must celebrate this news! I'll make the best dinner I can muster up! Call those little ladies, I must meet the women my would be son has committed himself to!"
The buff giant of a man could be heard storming away to possibly the kitchen. Oh God fucking damn it Tessai…. Welp no escaping this so best to get this over with. Taping an ear piece in my left ear made just for me and my two wives. I contacted them exasperated as my three parent figures, Captain Anubis, and Captain Arrow the Leopard Beast who's Pschent's father are going to fucking grill us. Hearing the two answer I looked at the ceiling speaking up.
"So you two have to find time to come to my location. Pschent that means bringing your parents as well. Yoruichi played a cheap choice of words and I trust her, so I told her and the others. So yeah…. Captain Tessai is currently possibly ransacking the kitchen and masterfully making a small feast in joy. The man has no kids so the fact he sees me as his son is making him do so. He's honestly rather excited and that's pretty relaxing considering my mother's are gonna be picky. Least said about Captain Arrow the best."
"Haa… alright I'll be there shortly Rion just have to finish up some paperwork. I… love you… god saying that still is so embarrassing."
"I'll let abi and ommi know the unexpected dinner plans~! Also Suì-Fēng don't be so nervous it's adorable how you act when you get shy about showing affection. Love you my zōg and my Záwga!"
Short and simple as we disconnected the call and carried on what we were doing.