Dinner is surprisingly hilarious and wholesome with everyone currently at the shop. The Visored's stayed as they wanted some food but honestly I think they miss stuff like this. Just I wish Captain Arrow would stop looking at me as if I've robbed him of his soul. The Leopard's ears twitched rather numbly as he just…. Watched every action I took with rather dead eyes. Thankfully Captain Anubis was more than willing to be more interactive than her husband.
"So Lieutenant Carrion, how exactly did our little tomboy Canitten get involved with you and Captain Suì-Fēng?"
Sighing I watched as my mother Lara, and Yoruichi, who was a cat currently, perked up. Tessai had his glasses gleaming as he struck a very intense curious posture. Urahara snickered as he drank some tea as if enjoying the show. The two little brats I for the life of me can't remember were silently watching with bowls of ramen. Shinji was smiling at the sight of everyone just relaxing together. Kensei was quietly trying to not scream at us for having a relationship.
Mashiro was giggling up a storm trying to I guess imagine some dumb romance scene. Love was calmly eating some sushi pretending he wasn't at all interested in this. Hiyori was frankly sitting on the damn ceiling eating cake SOMEHOW. Lisa was actually not paying attention as she ate some chocolate caramel cookies that were Tessai's homemade recipe. Hachigen fell asleep after eating six giant bowls of various foods as if starving. Rōjūrō is currently writing out some poetry? I think.
Suì-Fēng is trying very hard to not die of embarrassment with how red faced she is. Pschent the one in question was humming a jaunty tune about murder, her black and silver spotted jackal ears twitching. With gold and red eyes looking at me telling me to silently hurry up. Just I don't know why but there's a fucking Hollow canine that's sitting right NEXT to me. Just tilting its head at me as if lost and confused.
NONE OF THE HIGHLY DANGEROUS PEOPLE HERE ARE EVEN QUESTIONING IT, JUST BECAUSE IT HAS A SPIKED COLLAR WITH MY NAME ON IT. Besides my name on the collar there's also Xane written on it. Which is concerning as that used to MY canine unit partner. So I for now ignored the question and asked the Hollow, Xane, an important question.
"Okay Xane before I share anything I must ask this. Your First Major Xane of the Manticore battalion aren't you? The one who reincarnates us, the one's to use Jūki, reincarnated you here as you are, didn't they?"
The canine Hollow chuckled a very soft yet broken voice coming from its mouth.
"Yes… Dakota Carrion… dad… I'm here… to serve once more… as a… Vasto Lorde Beast…."
"I see…. Then welcome home Xane. It's good to have my partner back."
The Hollow rested his head on my lap, the white fur making up its body and canine skull mask. Bristling slightly before settling down as Xane just stayed close to me with a quiet cry. Stroking his head I sighed before beginning to explain how Pschent got involved with me and Suì-Fēng.
"To answer your question Captain Anubis, your daughter got involved with us because she keeps coming to Japan. To simply beat criminals and Hollows to death using her fists. Sometimes even invading our branch of the Soil Society to do so too either one of them. Which always ended up with one or both of us being called by an Onmitsukidō member to beat her down.
Literally to beat her down from beating things up, we have had to fight her and pin her. During one of those she got the bright idea to well tongue fuck Suì-Fēng, with her own death grip while pinned. Suì-Fēng makes no point in hiding her attraction to women as she has some kinky thoughts about Yoruichi. So having a rather pretty girl just tongue fuck her throat and claim her. Very much stunned her into having a breakdown. I arrived shortly afterwards since she wasn't back yet.
To watch Pschent and her in a numb haze going at it with each other's tongues down the other's throat. Suì-Fēng was very startled seeing my sudden arrival and was well trying to make excuses. However, since your daughter knew me and had already claimed me as family she took it a step further. Short story there she went into heat, with Suì-Fēng already hot and bothered, and her marking me, the three of us ended up fucking. Deciding if she's gonna just keep coming back and now probably hunt us down we'd just have a schedule planned out.
A few dates and time together we all just agreed to get married. Though because of how active your daughter is, she got her and Suì-Fēng pregnant by the time we did so. They're about two weeks in I think."
"Four weeks~! I knew but I didn't want to stop till now as you'd be here! But we could have a date later? Don't think Cricket or you really have anything important to do for a while."
Looking at the spotted jackal I sigh with a tired smile. Everyone else boos though at my uninteresting and juicy story. But mom does ask for a different story from me regarding my past.
"So Zeze you seem to know the rather LARGE Vasto Lorde there. Anything you care to share about them? Since it seems Samuel decided to… gift a sane Hollow Beast to you."
Kūsho and Megami, although they should be able to see my memories, are also interested. The other's looked at the Hollow in my lap with curiosity as well so I chuckled rather lovingly remembering things. Scratching behind one of his boney ears, Xane seems to coo in my lap happily.
"This is Xane, my canine unit from my past life before I became a Jūki user in this life. I remember the day I found this dying little shit who had likely just been born and abandoned. He was such a fucking pain in the ass with how needy he was growing up that I practically carried him everywhere, even into combat. He learned quickly to follow my commands and to be rather protective over my criminal ass.
Ten years I raised this little pain through a world war. Ten years we fought, bled, and sometimes died together every second of the day. Until I was basically offered and demanded as one of many sacrificial pieces to end the war. Being so good at your job that you scare even your bosses doesn't end well for you. I had Xane leave to live a more peaceful ending while I got hunted during the last mission I was handed.
Why he's here I don't know…."
Xane seemed to have something to say about that bit as his head lifted up.
"Learn of your passing…. Gave up on life slowly over the last years… had pups with a loving mastiff yes…. But life without dad was bleak… I was recognized by a soldier…. Hunted down and killed for simply having been your pup… then I meet a strange thing in darkness…. It offered me a chance to return to you but stronger…. Started weak, killed and ate to become Vasto Lorde for two hundred years… finally found your scent… your blood lust… so I came home to you. Never give up your collar! It's important to me…."
Pressing his head into my chest Xane's body shifted about till the giant Hollow was hugging me. Rather protectively as the hole in his chest seemed to BEAT a bit with a red marble forming in the center of it. Urahara seems to know what it is as he tries reaching out to grab it. However, Yoruichi, Pschent, and Suì-Fēng stopped him by drawing weapons on him which caused the Shinigami scientist to stop mid reach. The three rather threateningly made him retract his hand with their threats.
"What do you think you're doing? You're a damnable influence on Yoruichi-sama, but why are you reaching out to grab that child hugging my husband?"
"Are you trying to rob my family? I'll break your soul, grind it to dust and feed to the denizen's of Hell. So retract. Your. Hand. Mongrel. That marble isn't yours, it's the Hollow Pups."
"Kisuke, it's not yours, you still have it, no one's stolen it from you. That's likely a naturally made one as a gift to help Xane. So don't, the kid has it to help his only father figure. Take it I'll cut your balls and dick off force feeding you them before electrocuting you with Raijū."
The three women openly threatened the man given our rather close ties, just mom has her Python drawn under the table aimed at him. Captain Anubis is also looking rather…. Ready to pounce as her eyes are narrowed. Captain Arrow looks boredly at Kisuke Urahara with his hands on the table cupped together. Everyone else looks ready to bomb him or drag him outside and mutilate him.
"Why are you all so defensive over a high ranked Hollow?!"
Shaking my head at him everyone gave a scarily synched answer.
"It's a child essentially reincarnated with a goal to protect its family. It's also never been spotted in any other realm meaning it's from the Hueco Mundo. It's also not attacking any of us but rather just showed up and stuck to Zero. So don't touch the big child you fucking crazy sadistic scientist."