She constantly looked at a fat bully while he stared back at her. All the bullies of the school were standing in a gang with the fat bully. The situation seemed dangerous.
"Matarovek, who is this girl?" A guy standing next to the fat bully said.
"I don't know, hey who are you?" The fat bully, Matarovek, said.
"...." Melissa didn't reply and continued staring at the fat bully.
"Oh....maybe it's his...y'know....girlfriend" A boy in the gang finally said.
"NO!" Melissa said instantly "I could never be his girlfriend."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!!!" The fat bully said, furiously.
"I mean, dude…look at your face, it could make a hard d**k go soft." Melissa replied.
"Pff!!" Everyone controlled their laughter.
"YOU B**CH!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!!!" The fat bully said.
"Huh? Did I just insult you?" Melissa said rubbing her head, then she laughed and said "I've been staying with a satanist, looks like it is affecting me, is savageness contagious?"
"HUH??!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??!! AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?? THIS IS OUR TERRITORY!!!" The fat bully said.
"I'm here for a class survey. Our teacher asked us to ask some general questions to the students and get their views on it, and your group seemed to have just the right people for it." She said.
"F**K OFF!!!"
"Alright! Then, let's start!" She said.
"Do you hear less?" the bully said.
"So the first question is, what do you think are the benefits of having a huge d**k?"
. . .
"Unn....can I ask you something?" a boy from the gang asked.
"Yes, what is it?" Melissa said with a smile.
"Exactly what is this survey about?" the boy said.
"About general knowledge." she said
"HOW IS THAT GENERAL KNOWLEDGE??? ARE YOU JUST MESSING WITH US??!!" the guy said.
"Just answer me this one question and I'll leave, honestly."
".….." Everyone looked at each other. Some of them even smiled and gave dirty looks and one guy who looked like a playboy and had piercings finally said to her
"So....you wanna know the the benefits of having a huge d**k?"
"Yes, precisely."
"Then, let's just tell her guys." he smiled and said to the others.
Everyone gathered around her. Melissa looked at them.
"Unn....It's fine if just one of you comes here and tell me."
"No, it's fine." the playboy looking guy said.
"Fine, then tell me your name, so that I can fill in here." Melissa said with a smile
"It's Khushelvikar." the playboy said.
Melissa brought her face near his face and said "I think I'll call you...'Khu i."
"What- WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'Khu i??!! B**CH, I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
"Huh, but your name is sooo long, I can't possibly remember it, so I gave you a nickname, it shows how close we are, and 'Khu i, sure is a cute name."
"HOW THE HELL IS 'Khu i' CUTE??!!!"
[Note: In Russian, 'Khu i means d**k]
"Here, lemme show you how cute it can be." Melissa said as she brought her hands near his belt.
"F**K OFF!!!"
"It's okay, I can do a blow**b! No problem." she said to the playboy unzipping his trousers.
"LEAVE ME!!! PERVERT!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!" The playboy turned and asked for help. Everyone looked too horrified to approach him and help him. They covered their zippers with their hands.
"WHY???" The playboy shouted as he started crying "Why are you doing this?"
"What a question. It gives me pleasure and a nosebleed. Why won't you? Besides, I am the very Star of Lust." she said.
Melissa grabbed him as he shouted for help.
"Somebody...help.…our leader is being raped." a guy from the group said.
"If you feel so bad, you can replace him." Melissa said
"No- WHY ME??!!"
Then she walked to him and said "You've got a pretty face, you'll do, let's go to a more private place."Then she started dragging him, while everyone just stared with their zippers and mouth covered with their hands.
"HERPUS ME!!! HERPUS ME!!!!"
"It's 'help me'. Why be so nervous. Everyone has a first at something, it's okay!!" Melissa said.
"It doesn't confront me at all!!! Why did you even come to our base??? It was not for any survey, was it??"
"Oh!!! You got me. I actually came to pick up guys. Actually, I haven't done it for a while, so my body aches, I need to fix it."
. . .
"WAH!!!! LEAVE ME!!!!" He said, dragging his feet while Melissa got hold of his shirt. Her mouth reached his as she said "Let's eat!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!Ugh!!!!"
"Hey," a heavy voice came from outside. He opened the gate of the gym with the gang members standing behind him, "stop harassing bullies". It was Akagi. He held 2 fat history books in his hand.
"And...WHY THE HELL DID YOU COME TO THE SCHOOL??? DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE?" Akagi exclaimed.
"Aww!! Just when it was getting fun. You're such a mood killer. Why did you disturb me when I didn't disturb you the other day?" Melissa whined.
"What do you mean 'disturb me'?" Akagi said as Melissa came to him.
"I mean, when you were fu**ing Lict-"
POW!!
He hit the books on her head.
"Oww!!!! Why do you always do me so hard!! Can't you be more gentle?" Melissa said as she rubbed her head.
"Shut up, stop giving the readers chances for wrong interpretation." Akagi said.
"HEY AKAGI, COME ON!" Melissa said with a rather sexy and painful voice as she raised her skirt and bit her lips. There was a jaw drop among the other audiences.
"I'm not going to 'Come on'. Now follow me, quick." Akagi said.
Then, he stopped near the fat bully and stared at him for a good one minute.
"Gasp! Don't tell me now you're cheating on Lict!!" Melissa said.
"AS IF!!!! Besides, I told you I'm not into men!! THAT WAS JUST AN. ACCIDENT!" Akagi said.
Then he looked at the fat bully again.
"What are you looking at?" The bully said.
"The reason why double doors were build."
"Wh-I'll kill you,mother fu**er!!!" The bully exclaimed as Melissa and Akagi were leaving the scene.
"ASS**LE! JERK! YOU FU**ER!! DIP***T!!" The fat bully continued swearing as they were leaving. As Akagi turned to look at him, the bully turned the other way and started talking to the other gang members and started laughing at Akagi.
"Hey, wait here." he said to Melissa.
"Where are you going?" Melissa said but Akagi ignored her and ran at full speed and…
"Gasp!!! OH. MY. GOD! *CLICK* My dDmigod… IS THE COOLEST DEMIGOD EVER!!!!" Melissa said as she clicked his picture.
Akagi turned and came sprinting back to Melissa. He held her hand and ran
"H-Hey!" She said.
"RUN idiot, this is all because of you!"
"How come???"
Then, Melissa smiled and jumped on his back "You can give me a piggy back ride, right? It's been a while since we last did it." she said putting her arms around his neck.
"...Whatever." Akagi said as he ran back with her on his back, towards the Obolensky mansion.
"Hey, I'm tired by carrying you, now feed me to something, you pig!" Akagi said as he threw her down when they reached the mansion.
"Will tea and doughnuts do?" she asked
"Yes, they will do."
-THE END