"The number you have dialed is not responding, please try again later."
"F#*k you phone mic lady! I've been trying for the past 15 minutes, now I'm going to beat the crap out of him and make HIM unresponsive to anything."
It was about to rain. The clouds were rambling. Akagi was standing in front of the station and continuously dialing a number.
"Just this last time, after this, I won't call him anymore."
"brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr click The number you have dialed is not responding, please try-"
It finally started raining.
"Lict, you asshole! Don't show me your attitude, my block list is bigger than your friend list!" he said to himself.
He ran inside a convenience store and decided to stay there till the rain stopped.
"Lict, YOU F#*KER! Just you wait, the next time I see you, will be the last time anyone will see you!" Akagi said to himself.
"Mom, that brother is scary." a small girl passing by his side said to her mother.
"Shhh...don't look dear, come here, he is one of those people of society who live on the money of their parents, and make their mom work, never get involved with such people, okay sweetie?"
"EXCUSE ME OLD FART? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DESCRIBING YOURSELF TO YOUR DAUGHTER? SHE ALREADY KNOWS DAMN WELL, AND I'M MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL AND PROSPEROUS THAN YOU COULD EVER EVEN IMAGINE YOURSELF TO BE!!" Akagi finally lost it. And once he loses it, there's no going back!! Because once he switches on his savage mode, there's no stopping. So….here comes the savage prince, THE GREAT LORD AKAGI SCHECZALIER!
"Disgusting! Don't come near us! This town has enough trash as it is!" the woman said.
Akagi looked at her and said "I can see that honey."
"How dare you! You're sick!!" the woman said.
"Ha! Sick? I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure."
"What do you mean?" she said.
"What are you trying to prove by forming opinions of others and looking down on them? Look at yourself in the mirror properly first, you look like something I drew with my left hand!" Akagi said.
"Really? I can't see any good in you!" the lady replied.
Akagi patted his hand on her shoulder and said "Life surely is difficult for the blind."
"How dare you say that to my mother?" The girl said.
"B#*ch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
"Mom," the girl hid behind her mother.
"And yes Mom,... Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything." Akagi gave the final blow and completely slayed it!
The lady was speechless, she threw her stuff on the floor and left the store.
"Who are you to judge me, old hag, you can't handle half of what I survived." Akagi said to himself.
The rain finally stopped and Akagi ran to the train station, got on the train and went to the Obolensky mansion, where Lict was cleaning the library floor with soap and water. He was dressed in all black.
Akagi barged into the library.
"Oh, hi Akagi. Milady's not here, she's out for a walk."
Akagi went to Lict and held him by his collar.
"Your phone is not an accessory!! ANSWER IT WHEN I CALL ,YOU F#*KER AND HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY STYLE!! He shouted in his ears.
"Calm down, do you want to tear my ear drums? Besides, it's not as if only you have the right to be dressed in all black, since when did it become your style?" Lict said as he covered Akagi's lips.
"BLACK IS MY BIRTHMARK, NOOB!" Akagi said, removing Lict's hands from his face.
"Yeah, sure."
"YOU D#*k! I'M GONNA-"
Akagi was about to say something when he suddenly slipped on the soapy solution and fell on the ground. They had landed in a....quite a weird position.
Akagi got up slowly "Ah...I am so pissed off right now!! I want to kill someone!"
"Okay, but get off me first, you're super heavy!!" Lict said.
"Ah, sorry." Akagi moved but accidentally landed his knee on Lict's d#*k."
"Ah-" Lict moaned but quickly covered his mouth. "Jerk what are you doing?! Can't you just get up normally?!"
Akagi looked shocked and said "That voice...just sounded like a girl's voice."
"Huh? What are you- ah! Bastard...stop pressing there!" Lict said.
"Where? Here?"
"Huh!! Ass...hole...I'm gonna.…gonna.…ah! Stop...seriously stop! Something...doesn't feel right..…"
"Why?" Akagi whispered.
"The inside is...making….weird sounds! Nnn!"
"Lict....are you..."
"Nnn....I SAID STOP IT JERK!!!" Lict shouted as he pushed Akagi away.
"*Huff Huff Huff Huff* Have you finally lost it because of anger? Now get off me!"
"AH!" Lict and Akagi heard a voice and saw Melissa standing at the library door, the ice cream which she had in her hand melted and fell on the floor when she saw them sitting in the position wherein it looked as if Akagi had pushed Lict on the floor and was on top of him.
"Sorry to disturb, please continue." She said and closed the door.
"Have a nice time both of you!" she said from outside and after that only footsteps were heard.
"She...." Lict said "SHE SAW US!!!!!!!!!"
-THE END