"Why?" Akagi said as he sat on a couch, reading a book.
"What why?" Vierne said as she stood in front of him.
Melissa sat in a corner on the floor, eating from different packets of chips.
"Why are we doing this again?" Akagi said.
"Because we have to learn to be grateful to our readers." Vierne said.
"Argh!!!!!!!" Lict shouted.
"What happened, Lict? People usually shout like that when they lack any kind of manners or class." Vierne said.
"Or when they have a d*ck in their *ss, whichever comes first." Akagi said as he looked into his book.
Akagi's face was hiding 50 different kinds of emotions, unfortunately they were all 50 different shades of anger.
"My phone!! I lost it!!" Lict said searching through the clothes and creating a tantrum.
"Really?" Vierne said.
"You have one?" Akagi said "Why not just make a new one?"
"No! I want that one!! It had some important data in it." Lict said.
"Yeah, like musical notes wearing bikinis." Akagi said as he shook his head while looking into the book.
"Wait- How do you know that?" Lict said as he narrowed his eyes. Vierne looked at Lict and narrowed her eyes. Akagi just looked back into his book and narrowed his eyes.
"Where did it go?" Vierne said as she joined the search.
Then she stopped and looked at her hands "Strength spell" She said as her fists started glowing and she picked up the couch Akagi was sitting on while he just sat there stably, reading the book.
"It's not here too!! Seriously, it's the third time you've lost it today!" Vierne said.
"This guy would even lose his d*ck... if it wasn't attached to his body."
"What. The. Hell?" Lict said "I know you have it!!"
"Your d*ck?"
"MY PHONE!!"
"Why would I steal your phone?" Akagi said.
"Who knows?! Give it back to me!! My phone needs to maintain its sanity." Lict said as he stood in front of Akagi.
"*Sigh* Then it should definitely not stay with someone who loses it every night."
"SHUT UP!"
"Kids..."
"I'M OLDER!!"
"Sorry grandpa."
"Give me back my phone!!"
Melissa was still eating in a corner.
"Guys, forget that. We need to make an announcement-"
"Aren't we busy enough already? We need to prepare for DMLD 2." Akagi said.
"Hey! My phone!!" Lict shouted in the background.
"Yeah but this is important." Vierne said.
"YOU JERK!!" Lict said as he grabbed Akagi's collar.
"What are you doing?" Akagi asked.
"Checking my phone into your pockets"
"I can see that- What I mean is- stop"
"FIRST, YOU GIVE IT BACK!!"
"*Sigh* Let me just... make the announcement...." Vierne said as she switched on the camera.
"Hello dear Demilites, we're honoured that you guys have given us a chance to participate in the Fiction awards 2019. We also-"
"YOU F*CKING D*CK!!"
"Well, technically, d*cks are for fucking so you're not completely wrong. I won't be surprised if yours produced music though."
"Guys! Shhh! *Sigh* So, as I was saying.... Thank you for nominating DMLD for the fiction awards. Your support has been a blessing to us. We also know some of you were unable to support us as you got this quite late. So we've decided, why don't you tag other Demilites, this way everyone would get this information on time!
Just tag them on this sentence with an inline comment."
"YOU D*CKHEAD!!"
"Also, you need to vote for DMLD in the contest now. Just post an inline comment of +1 on the book's name here-
https://my.w.tt/9AVi0g1M2Y
Plus, you can vote multiple times! The more votes we get, the closer are our chances of winning. We're completely dependent on you guys for winning this. So make us a miracle, won't you?
Time to turn your magic on!" Vierne said with a smile and closed the camera.
"Let me now post it on my twitter and instagram." Vierne said as she started typing something on her phone.
"Give me back my fucking phone!!" Lict shouted.
"I don't have it!" Akagi replied.
"I saw you take it!"
"No you didn't."
"I did!"
"You saw sh*.t"
"If I saw sh*t then I would've seen your face!"
"WHAT DID YOU-"
"Alright, what's going on here?" Vierne finally interrupted.
Melissa was still sitting at a corner, eating chips from different packets.
"This d*ckhead took my phone!!" Lict shouted.
"Lict, you're swearing." Vierne said.
"Ever heard some English raps?" Lict said.
"Un…Nevermind" Vierne said.
"THIS D*CKHEAD TOOK MY PHONE!!" Lict said.
"No I didn't." Akagi said.
"Yes he did!"
"No."
"Lord Akagi? Did you take his phone?" Vierne asked.
"No."
"Lord Akagi"
"No."
"Akagi" Vierne said as she narrowed her eyes.
"....Yes but it was for a good reason-"
"I FUCKING KNEW IT!! GIVE IT BACK!!" Lict shouted.
"OK fine!"
"Hey, no more phone stealing! We need rest. We've gotta cover an entire book soon." Vierne said.
"You mean the series." Akagi said.
"It's a series?" Vierne asked.
"Shhh- No more secrets to be revealed." Akagi replied.
"AKAGI- WHAT THE FUCK?!!" Lict shouted.
Akagi covered his mouth to hide his laugh.
"STOP LAUGHING, YOU DEMIGOD TRASH!!" Lict shouted.
But Akagi continued laughing silently.
"FUCKING STOP IT!!"
"What happened now, Lict?" Vierne asked.
"He made me a tinder and swiped on guys only!!" Lict said.
"What do they look like?" Akagi asked.
"Lord Akagi, I think you should just sleep. Also, you know it's dangerous."
"Yeah, but nobody will know it's the real Lict." Akagi said.
"Yeah but now I've got a bunch of d*ck pics sent to me!" Lict said.
"So what's the big deal? Melissa's phone is filled with d*ck pics." Akagi said with a straight face.
"YOU CAN'T USE HER AS A STANDARD! YOU KNOW THAT!!" Lict shouted.
"Hell yeah I can. We are Demigods and we are the-" Akagi said.
"SHUT UP!!" Lict shouted.
"Sing that to me instead. Then I probably might consider it." Akagi said.
"Maybe I should slit your throat instead? That would be faster." Lict said with a forced smile.
"Lord Akagi, go back to sleep please." Vierne said.
"So what do the d*cks look like?" Akagi said as he leaned over Lict's phone.
"Bigger than yours." Lict said.
"GUYS!! SHUT UP!!" Vierne shouted.
"Hey, has anyone seen Melissa?"
-Thanks for reading