Dolores: Not again! Please tell me you are not here for this
Hedencoy: Yes I am wake up your twin the tournament is upon us we need to make more challengers.
Flolores: Why though we are MegaGods for heaven's sake can't some override do it.
I know we are the ones with the main knowledge Of the system and what the ominiverse would be without it but why can't the other gods see that so we don't have to be making challengers and having this ridiculous tournament.
Hedencoy: This is how it is and how it is going to be. Light vs Darkness, Demonic vs Heavenly and System vs Non-systems.
Flolores: Ok I will get the dice.
Dolores: I hope we get some interesting ones this time.
Hendencoy: Ok Flolores give it a roll.
Flolores: What should be the main planet kelper, Pangera, Earth?
Dolores: We always chose earth but it's so soulful.
Flolores: Well here it goes.
Hedencoy: Ok first up we have Anthony who is cutting off his legs to feed his pet ants.
Dolores: A normal humane situation let's make him a monstrous ant on pangera.
Hendencoy: Next we have Gustav from Earth from the year 2506 in a universe where aliens inhabited the planet and mix their bloodline with humans.
Flolores: Umm Bloodline system then?
Dolores: Works for me.
Hedencoy: Our next contender Is Sang-Jin Woo from Japan in a universe where the earth has thousands of spatial rifts.
Folores: The megagod of space sure spits a lot while he is talking.
Dolores: True True, But I think I have the perfect system for this E rank nobody. Hear me out, The Shadow Monarch level up system.
Hedencoy: Oddly specific but ok let's move on. Now we have Quinn from the earth where some strong spiked alien race has raged war against earth.
Folores: I don't know why but am feeling the vampire system for this kid, but I don't want it to be any ordinary vampire system.
Dolores: I don't know why you are thinking so hard about this one sister, but I got it all set up with a book and some ancestors it's all going to work out perfectly.
Folores: Whatever makes it work brother.
Hendencoy: No need to waste any more time on these mortals. We now have Ves larkinson a child with a military family.
Dolores: Am feeling a mech system might be helpful throughout his life.
Hendencoy: Ok our next contender is an American that died from a fever, he just coughed and died.
Folores: That's a pretty ugly way to go. Let's make him a girl and give him the name Beautiful; oh and a caterpillar system.
Hendencoy: Kireina with a caterpillar system sounds very authentic.
Folores: I said beautiful with a caterpillar system!
Hendencoy: Kireina with a caterpillar system we are both saying the thing. Now let's move on.
Dolores: Ok. Next is Gao Peng from China in a universe with animal-like monsters and I think we should just give him a system for that.
Folores: I think we should make it level up his monsters mostly and give a little strength here and there.
Hendencoy: Wow you gods sure create some weird systems for weird situations so how about our dying dragon friend here named Sen.
Dolores: Oooh let's make him a human after his death then give him a dragon system.
Hendencoy: Kinda morbid but it's ok.
Folores: Wait why aren't there more planets are even more planets are even more countries to choose from? What about Iran, Australia, Iceland, Jamaica, Switzerland, Argentina? Is this dice racist; gender-selective, why do we keep getting so many American boys?
Dolores: We gave a healer system to a boy on earth with a continent named Augustria.
Folores: That doesn't help that about the other things I mentioned?
Hendencoy: What about it?
Folores: Huh
Hendencoy: Every time you do this Folores. I then have to go over this. Not even a quarter of the omniverse has system religions or system attachment centres plus we have four criteria that must be adhered to when the dice is selecting proper candidates
They have to be somewhat relatable
They have to be dead or going to die in the next 7777 hours from the time chosen.
They also have to not have affected the universe's timeline before chosen
And they must be pleasing to the algorithm.
Folores: These criteria are stupid! Relatable to who, not affecting the timeline and what this algorithm is it some omnimonster I don't know about?
Dolores: Sister!
Folores: Yes?
Dolores: Shut up.
Hendencoy: Now that we have that all cleared up, we have our last two candidates which are both named Ben.
Our first Ben, who is in college, freshman year.
Folores: Probably a pervert like this….
Dolores: One perverted system ready to go. Pick up the artist system go find your new master.
Folores: But I didn't say to...
Hendencoy: And our last ben just got all his bones shattered from a car crash. Even the ones in his ears weren't spared.
Folores: That's tragic. I kinda feel a little upset about the last ben. Let's make this one special with a none common system or even better a rare one.
Dolores: I have got this one, I have been waiting to use it for a while now. The Omni skeletal system.
Hendencoy: The Omni skeletal system, this, this is going to be an interesting tournament.