Oh my, that was mind splitting. Is it going to be like that all the time?
System: Yes
Ok, so how long was I out
System: Time is very subjective and not important to our situation.
Well, what exactly am I now?
You have successfully evolved
Awarding exp
You are now Level 1
STATUS
Name: Ben Watson
Level:1
Skeleton form: Semi Incorporeal
Attack: 20
Defence: -100
Speed: 90
Intelligence: 165
Magic: 115
Average stat: 58
Skills: None
Objectives: Don't Die
This, This was not what I ask for.
System: Oh we are sorry you are experiencing poor service today and we are apologizing on behalf of our fellow employee that your semi incorporeal form was not done to your order but we hope you have a nice day and please feel free to use our service from McSystem again. You brainless chimp!
That was uncalled for and you know that. These stats are ridiculous 20 attack? Even a Pidgy would have more than that and a negative defence like how does that help it said attack was the worst stat but the defence is? What going on here?
Are you even listening to me?
Congratulations on evolving you now have unlocked semi access to the system. With semi access, you now get access to random and active notifications and also quest.
Special function also activated Mob grinder:
learn knowledge from monsters that you kill often.
The system is overjoyed that you have accepted its power even though you didn't have a choice.
More functions will be available the more you level up and can no longer live without the system.
END OF MESSAGE.
Did it just cut me off, for what? This bag of info.
Why is it called Mob grinder though and wait a minute? Do I now have to kill monsters? I don't even know where I am.
System: You are on planet Printus.
Who named this planet anyway and why Printus
System: Below your pay grade dummy?
Ok; I have had it with your insults! I am not a donkey or a monkey and am not dumb! I am a person and I need you to start treating me like one.
System: The last time I saw a person they had a brain and you are almost physically impossible to ever own one in this life.
I'm just going to stop listening to you for a while, I am trapped on a planet with a dumb machine in a stupid body.
And you clearly know that am not alone so am going to explore.
You have successfully left the spawn point, explore the planet to get access to the map
Nice, real nice.
System: If you need help say help
How about...….
System: Your speech was obstructed for it seem it was going to be offensive.
Which way to go?