A golden-eyed, blonde haired male kicks the door open.
"MY DOOR?!!" I cry. Magi uses her paws to try and pat my back. "WHO'S THIS???"
"OUR SUN BOY hAck" A soldier coughs.
"A sun's blessed one?"
"Are you the witch?"
"No bestie I'm a girl who's been kidnapped and forced to tend the soldiers." I smile. "Yes I'm the witch now help me out before all your troops die!!!"
I snap so that the roof of the room turns into glass and the boy takes off his gloves.
The battle doesn't stop even when night falls. The room has been extended to it's maximum capacity. The golden-haired boy is surprisingly of help.
"It's night." the boy yawns. "I need to recharge."
I gawk at him but then remember that he's a sun's blessed one. "Rest well bestie!"
He yawns. "What's your name again?"
"Crysta."
"I'm Felix. You have the same name as my old best friend," He yawns again and I hum.
"Rest well Felix."
"Of course," He crashes onto the couch, and I get working. Shadow arts are known to hurt people, but shadow arts could also reverse wounds if used correctly. Boredom brings people to incredible places, and so does being the author of the book you're stuck in. I'll let you decide which one brought me to this conclusion.
I start reversing the time on their wounds while they all rest, and when the sun comes up, I finish. The soldiers wake up one by one, and Felix bolts awake.
"Woah... you wake up really early."
NO BESTIE I JUST DIDN'T SLEEP!!!
"Nope," I yawn. "Get all of your asses back onto the battlefield. All of you are healed completely. I'm two moves away from killing all of you."
I summon a black orb onto my hand, and all the soldiers rush out the door. Felix grins at me before closing the door behind him.
"I SHALL SEE YOU AGAIN CRYSTA!!"
I wave goodbye and deactivate the gem in Zachary's brooch and contact. I swap his contact into one that can display his enemy's stats and body condition like one of those sci-fi movies that I used to watch. Other than that, the house is completely hidden again. The white room turns into my kitchen again, and I bite down on the steak. At least reversing time affected the meat too. I'm going to sleep after this.
"Heaven..." I sigh. Magi meows in agreement.
Then, there's a banging at the door. Nope I am not taking this shit today. I snap my fingers, and the house completely locks itself. The banging at the door stops, and I hear people try to break the door.
"Magi roll the dice if it's even I'm killing them all."
"Mew."
"Death it is." I rush up to the tower, and I stare at the people below. It's the first prince's troops. Behind them, I can see the seventh prince's troops cornering them.
I activate my contacts, and I get on line with the seventh prince. "Eyo Seventh Prince, can I kill them all? Please they keep banging at my door while I'm trying to enjoy my steak..."
"You know what? wait what are you calling me on?"
"My contacts."
"Just... trap them all for me please." He speaks.
"Can I drop them all in a hole and call it a day?" I grumble.
"Sure."
"Thanks Zachary."
Fuck formalities these bitches are interrupting my precious lunch. I open a portal under them, and open the other end of the portal near the seventh prince's troops. Everyone's in there except the first prince. He's backing up slowly into the forest. I cage him in a glass box, and I get back to my lunch.
"Miao?"
"Yes Magi. They're all through the portal." I sigh happily and eat my lunch.
Which is what is supposed to happen... right? NO!! WRONG!!! I'M TOO LAZY FOR THAT!!!
They continue to bang the door, and eventually I hear bloody screams outside. I've grown used to the cries of agony. I hear a bunch of footsteps and running, and eventually, all I hear is begging from an awfully familiar voice.
"Please Zachary! I promise to seal the letter!"
"A bit late for that." I recognize that voice too.
I hear rustling in the back and see Felix and the fifth prince behind a bush.
"Terence. Dropping out of the battle mid-way isn't very prince-like or emperor-like of you."
"But not killing your enemy whenever given the chance isn't very emperor-like of you either." the voice spits back.
"Unfortunately for you, I made a promise with a pretty lady in my past to end the war as soon as possible. So enjoy the last clear sky of your life." I can practically see the seventh prince grinning.
"You let a WOMAN?? GET IN THE WAY OF US AS BROTHERS??"
"A commoner witch."
"NO!" the first prince looks terribly offended.
"Yes." Zachary is entertaining him right now. I want popcorn.
Magi comes over with a box and I open up a window to watch the soap opera. Magi sits down on the windowsill and sticks her face to the glass to see.
Zachary has the first prince on his knees. It looks like he's giving him head- I mean it looks like he's in power... ha... ha... who am I kidding the bl ideas are just flowing in right now. Wasn't there a rumor that the seventh prince was bisexual-
"You're killing me for some commoner witch?!"
"Specifically the one that you asked about the eclipse blessed!"
"SHE WAS A WITCH??? I THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOON'S BLESSED?"
Oh this is hilarious.
"Oh would you look at that, your ten minutes are up!"
"YOU LITERALLY JUST MADE THAT UP!"
"Bye bye~" Zachary swings his sword downward and the ground floods of red.
"OH COME ON I LITERALLY JUST CLEANED THAT YESTERDAY," I sob. Magi cheers. Am I hallucinating? A cat cheering???
"CRYSTAAAAA THE WAR IS OVERRRRR!!" Felix sings from outside and slams my door open.
Bestie is he a psychopath??? I'm scared mommy come pick me up I'm still crying over my garden ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
"N-nice?"
"Which means you'll come home with us this time... right?"
"H-home?"
"You used to live in the Trevino duchy... right?"
I stare at him in confusion, and I shake my head. "The only duchy I remember is the Villareal Duchy."
Felix freezes and Zachary claps his hands. "She still has two more years Felix. We gotta go deliver my brother's head to pops."
"Right."
Zachary holds the head by the first prince's hair, and swings it over his shoulder. "TROOPS! MARCH HOME! THE WAR IS OFFICIALLY OVER!"
The troops cheer, and I sigh. Finally another two years of peace... I hope Zachary doesn't ask for my hand in this world because that was exactly what happened in the book originally. Wait... when the fuck did an eclipse's blessed one appear? I look out the window, and the fifth prince ties his hair up. MIYAMURA???? I slowly... I slowly started to be seduced by him like he started to seduce me... AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I MAKE ALL THE MEN BASED OFF OF ANIME MEN WAAAHHHHH
I stare back at him, and then I pass out.