I got up and walked through a huge gate that spelt dramatic fantasy stuff and saw a clear green patch of grass.
Why is there a patch of grass in the middle of...Darkness? The rest of the "room" is too dark for me to see, and I got a bad feeling about this...
"Howdy! I'm flo-"
"AHHHHHH!"
A flower is talking to me.
A WALKING TALKING FLOWER IS TALKING TO ME.
"Ummm...you okay there?"
Ok, ok, don't panic. The yellow-pedals and vines thing is asking you something. I'm not dead yet.
"y-yeah...It's not like every day a walking talking flower greets you..."
Wait wait wait. A flower can't walk, right?
"I-i mean a talking flower..."
"Oh, of course. Sorry if I scared you, I forgot humans are not used to these."
"It's fine."
I'm either dead or drunk or this is real.
"That look on you tells otherwise. Anyways, you're new to UNDERGROUND, aren't cha? Good Golly, you must be so confused! I'm FLOWEY, Flowey the flower! "
"Oh, I'm-"
Should I tell it? All my life experiences are screaming NOT to tell a stranger my name easily, and a talking flower adds the suspicion.
"I'm
"Well, let me teach you how things work in the UNDERGROUND!"
He (or it) winked in an almost comical way at me and I think I stared a little.
"Okay...?"
And just the time I finished the word, a half black half white heart popped out and the grass patch disappeared. 'Flowey seemed to think it's normal...' I self-consciously thought.
Just as I thought it couldn't get weirder, Flowey turned into a 2d...image?Flower?...whatever. What worries me is that there's a white box thing that's trapping me inside.
"See the little heart? That's your SOUL, the very calculate of your being!"
um....what.
"Soul?Like those in the stories or movies?"
"Yeah! But it can get stronger if you gain a lot of LV. LV stands for LOVE! You do want some LOVE, don't you?"
At this point, I'm starting to think that this whole thing is a dream and this is my punishment for playing too many video games.
"Yeah."
"Well, at here, LOVE is shared by 'Friendly pellets! Are you ready?"
Some white bullet-shaped dots' hovering above Flowey. Something's definitely wrong.
"Move around! Get as many as you can!"
The pellets are moving towards me. What should I do!?
....
"Hey buddy, you missed them. Let's try it again, shall we?"
Again I jump away.
"Are you KIDDING me? RUN INTO THE BULL- PELLETS!"
That's it, it's bullets. I'm not going to trust this flower anymore.
The third time I dodged the pellets, the flower's expression turned into a demonic grin and his voice turned into what's best described as 'Evil'
"YOU JUST WANTED TO SEE ME SUFFER, DON'T YA?"
Just when I think things can't get worse, a row of pellets surrounded me from head to toe.
"DIE."
The pellets are moving closer by every second. I closed my eyes.
But then, I heard something and a fireball sent Flowey up in the air.
"What a terrible creature, touring such a poor and innocent youth."