I once had a dream.
A dream that has still to live my mind since I experienced it. It shook my very being close to that of insanity.
My existence was no more since that day.
But alas, here I am, living.
I had a feeling that something wasn't right with that dream... But I can't seem to wrap my head around on what it is, for some kind of reason.
...
I was taking a shit.
Yes, I was taking a shit.
The shit came out-- till midway-- smoothly.
I don't remember much of what had happened in that catastrophe-- it was a fucked up event I came to realize later on-- but because of that, I wanted to remember more of it.
In the dream, I was about to poop out the last of my organs(sarcasm) till it GREW A FUCKING 3INCHED ARM!
Now you maybe thinking, how'd you know it grew arms? Were you looking at your butt?
Yes, yes I was looking at my butt.
But anyway.
IT GREW LEGS TOO! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!?
I was so flabbergasted at the unexpectedness that I jumped out of pure confusion.
The shit was so huge-- after disconnecting through my butt, that is-- IT WAS THE SAME SIZE AS MY HAND!
It started dancing.
Menacingly.
While that was happening, my ass felt another tingle.
And to my horror, THREE MORE OF THOSE WALKING LITTLE SHITS CAME OUT!!! MY ASS IS BURNING AHHHH!!!!
They started dancing, dancing, then danced some more, till I was so scared I couldn't move an inch.
Waking up, I found myself in my bedroom, covered in sweat and almost choking on my Saliva.
I quickly coughed it up, which led to my hands covered with sticky, bubbly and see through, liquid.
If getting up wasn't hard enough in the dead of the night, going to the bathroom was torture.
While washing my hand in the sink, I noticed the most disturbing thing I've ever looked at In my whole fucking life.
There were four turds on the floor.
Just laid out, side-by-side, turds.
Then... A moment later... 'It' twitched.