I have a secret.
A mind blowing secret in anyone's perspective. I-
Can stop time.
Yeah, you heard right, I can stop time. It's an ability I discovered a year ago, and you might be thinking that I'm the luckiest man alive, and that I'm super cool. Well your right. In the I'm cool part, I'm not really that lucky to have this ability.
You've probably imagined stopping time and that sort of thing before, having the ability to teleport is also one of the factors of stopping time, and the other factors- well, we don't talk about that.
Anyways.
This ability of mine is, expectedly-
Fucking 'useless'.
Like dude what the hell, having the ability to stop time means that I can move when nobody else can, but true time stop-- my ability-- literally just stops time. Sure I can observe things when I stop time, but I can't fucking breath, because all the atoms also stops moving, meaning that the air, sound, and even light just stops in place.
Oh, and when I said I can observe things, I meant that in a 'super kinda like blind' manner.
Because when the light stops, so does our visibility. The particles of light makes us able to see things, I'm not really smart per SE, so I don't really know what I'm talking about half the time, but what I do know is that when I stop time-
hearing, sight, and movements from anything, well, just stops.
So it's practically useless.
Let me just say this for all those who thought time related abilities are cool.
They aren't.
They're shit.