Dear Diary,
Oh my goodness I can't believe this is happening to me… Yesterday at the meeting, my friend was being annoying (as usual) when she slipped this out and totally didn't realize "10 days ago, after killing your parents, I was going to go to the beach but you called me on my cell and blah blah blah." Ugh, seriously! that is why I do not want to be a babbler, not that I would kill anyone anyway, but she does not realize she slipped it so I won't tell her I know, just in case she lets something else slip.
Love,
Ignãsha