Dear Diary,
oh my goodnesssss, ugh, she told me this:
"Umm well, my boss told me your parents were last seen in Dynamic Falls and so blah blah blah blah blah."
As if I didn't know they were dead already. Well, I might as well tell you she made sure I was on my way to Dynamic Falls. Ugh ugh ugh ugh uuggghhh. It is soooooo cold and I will soon be running out of ink. She sent me with a map at least.
Love,
Ignãsha