Dear Diary,
How are you? Umm, is it okay to pick up a hitch-hiker? Cause I did, oh no if it's not okay but I don't actually care. I consider myself nice, so I will be nice. Well, I want to get to know Ignãsha so, hello. I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself, but now that I know why she is going to Dynamic Falls I feel more comfortable, uhh what's the word… oh yes supporting her with any needs she has, mainly money, for I am very wealthy and own a spare house in case of emergencies (which I consider this one) because I think her parents would not have paid taxes. Well, I used to write in a diary too, I wrote in it almost 5 times a day, until I ran out of pages one day. Oh, the good old days. Anyway, how did you end up in her hands? Cause I can tell you're pretty new and you're in good shape and you have only been written in since her parents went missing. Oh, and about that I think there is something fishy about that friend of hers since, she says she killed them but also her boss says they were last seen.
Well bye. Sincerely, Miss Brown.