Einar entered the men's toilet to take a leak.
He saw another charming male on the urinals. He had silver hair and a dazzling charming face much like Einar but this boy's charm was on another level.
Einar silently walked towards one urinal beside the boy was using.
He realized that boy was a little embarrassed so he decided to introduce himself.
"Einar Sirius du lac, knight and mage of the round table, Britain."
"Oh hello, Mr. Sirius, nice to meet you. I am Lanling Wang, Prince of Lan Ling from China." The silver-haired boy intruded himself. "I am sorry if I am discomforting you due to my face since it is my noble phantasm."
"Haha, don't worry prince. I am resistant to any kind of buffs if it doesn't reach Rank EX."
"Haha, is that so…"
"…"
"…"
Since they were in toilets so it was not appropriate to make conversations.
Now the competition started.
The real reason why urinals were invented was not that men could take a leak, you have to show your dominance to your neighboring fellow who is the real man.
Both Lanling and Einar looked at each other with the eyes of rivalry. They knew about this fact despite being from the early ages.
Einar who is also known as the man having the essence of H-Protagonist didn't want to lose to this slender-looking prince.
Lanling was also a prince. Although he was generous to distribute his wealth among common people, he didn't mind showing his manly side and showing his rivals how a prince's thing looks like.
Einar opened the zip and take out his anaconda.
Hisss*
Lanling also opened his zip and take his python.
Khssss*
Both monsters were almost even but in the end, our MC won the show.
"I guess I can't compete with a man who is rumored to satisfy so many kings of knights," Lanling admitted his defeat.
"Haha, it was fair competition with a prince whose face is a noble phantasm and had numerous concubines and wives when alive. Though I have to say, throwing in wild is still best."
"I would suggest near the tree."
"Like lions!"
"Haha…"
And so two charming males who were competing for the sizes of their dicks just a second ago became friends and happily chatting until a girl entered the toilet and stood beside Einar.
"Ah, Missy? I don't think this is the right place for you to use." Einar decided to remind the female that she was in the wrong place.
"Yes, please leave. It is not appropriate." Lanling was also a little angry with this shameful female.
She had pink hair with a long braid and a canny on her face.
"Neshishi! I like you guys' reaction but I am just a charming servant, Astolfo ♡" The servant introduced himself and his gender.
Lanling and Einar understood who this servant really was, it was a trap.
But before they had time to digest the image of a trap taking a leak with them, the trap in question didn't wait any longer and opened his zip too.
What came out was a shadow with a terrifying presence. The reality of the toilet around Lanling and Einar changed into that of hell. The shadow grew bigger and bigger until it reached the height of 15 meters.
"What?!" Lanling and Einar were terrified, trembling in each other's arms.
The thing soon came out of the shadow. It was a real giant demon dragon.
ROARRRRRRR*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!"
[Shot on iPhone meme]
(AN: There is also a first part but it was where MC is flirting with Jeanne. Since she is the heroine of my second fic so... you know...)