The ride was really bumpy, I don't know what fucking road they chose but it's probably in the middle of a jungle with all the fucking rocks.
The car finally stops, and I get kicked out by some guy's knee, and I'm laying on the ground. I try to get up then I HEAR A GUN RELOAD IN FRONT OF ME.
My hoodie is taken off.
Gustavo: "Speak."
We were in the middle of the desert, SHIT!
Fricka: "I've already spoken."
Gustavo: "Well then, I'm not impressed."
A man goes up to him with a gun, giving it in his hands.
Gustavo: "Ok, let's say I take your deal. Then of what use is your friend over there?"
He points the gun at Emiro.
Fricka: "Kill him and then I won't take the deal."
Gustavo: "Then I'll kill you too then."
He points the gun at me.
Fricka: "Kill me and it'll be the last mistake you'll make."
He reloads his gun.
Gustavo: "Is that a threat?"
Fricka: "Well in this situation, you're threatening me."
He puts down the gun.
Gustavo: "I'll ask you this, if you could really control everyone for us, then why aren't you controlling us all now?"
The realization hit me like a truck.
I tried to deny it before, but now I know the truth.
Fricka: "My powers have weakened I guess."
Gustavo quickly gets a smirk on his face.
Fricka: "Well shit."
Suddenly, Sobble who was tied up starts evolving and breaks free, and starts attacking Gustavo.
Drizzle fucking drowns Gustavo in water stunning him, giving us time to escape.
Emiro: "This is our chance, quick!"
Fricka: "LESS TALKING MORE ESCAPING IDIOT!!"
Emiro: "Sorry, I'll be better next time."
Fricka: "THERE WON'T BE A FUCKING NEXT TIME IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!"
We sprint over to steal this shitty rust bucket, only to see someone guarding it.
They seemed weak, easy to take on, so we prepared to take him down.
Emiro: "Hold on, is that you Carlos?"
Drizzile quickly follows behind and catches up, the rest of the drug lords being stunned by the water.
Carlos: "What the fuck are you doing here you edgy loser?"
Fricka: "Hey, we know each other, so can you let us through?"
Carlos: "No because you're both stinky."
Fricka: "What the fuck?"
Emiro: "Ok, we're going to beat you up now because you're a chipmunk."
Carlos: "Stop!"
Fricka: "Oh no! He's using grammar! Anyway..."
I punch him in the stomach and he falls to the ground squeaking and rolling around moaning.
Fricka: "What a way to voice reveal I guess."
We go boot up the car and start driving away at light speed. We wished Carlos would come with us, but he is staying outside the car acting like he got beat up or some shit, which fits his character.
Through the mirror, we see us being followed by one of the chads, so we go take a turn into a jungle nearby. OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE ROCKS
It was so bumpy it felt like the car would break down at any time, it couldn't fucking handle it, this was such a shit idea.
The chad car behind us easily avoided the rocks FOR SOME FUCKING REASON and was literally right behind us by millimetres.
Emiro: "Drizzle use hydro pump to boost us"
Fricka: "WHY THE FUCK DOES IT KNOW HYDRO PUMP AT LEVEL 17?!?!?!?!?"
Emiro: "As I said, Pokemon changed."
The hydro pump fucking boosted us to the speed of light and made us just go through the trees like they were fucking cones.
We had lost the guy and escaped the jungle, and there were two paths.
Fricka: "Which one do we take, Route 66 or Route 76?"
Emiro: "They're pretty much identical right, so I don't care."
Fricka: "Yeah but only one of them leads home."
Emiro: "And how do you know that."
Fricka: "No clue, but I felt the path we went in the car."
Emiro: "While you had a hood on."
Fricka: "Yeah, I remember we went left before the rocky shitty jungle part, so Route 66 it is."
We turned left onto Route 66.
Emiro: "Yeah, but uh, if we went left that means we came from Route 76…"
Fricka: "SHIT AND I CAN'T FUCKING DEPART FROM THIS ROUTE FOR ANOTHER FEW HOURS"
Emiro: "Great job. Oh seems like that guy knew we were stupid and went onto Route 66 with us."
Fricka: "Nah he's just as stupid as us probably, what the fuck do you want me to do, wave? He can't reach us in all this traffic."
The guy exited his car and started walking over.
Fricka: "Or he can just leave his car, one second."
I use my illusion powers to make our car appear as a random one to the guy, so he passes us.
Emiro: "Ok that was a close one."
Then all of a sudden, Soldier 76 from Overwatch starts shooting into the sky.
Soldier 76: "BITCH YOU CAN'T CAMP IN THE SKY FOREVER!"
Fricka: "Wait is that fucking Soldier 76 from Overwatch? Oh, this fucking timeline is cursed bro."
Emiro: "COME ON PEOPLE, MOVE IT, DON'T YOU SEE THERE IS CURRENTLY A TERRORIST ATTACK HAPPENING BEFORE US AND NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION?!"
All of a sudden, Reinhardt gets flung onto the top of our car crushing the top of it and making it stop working.
Fricka: "MY FUCKING CAR!"
Emiro: "This isn't your car."
Fricka: "I KNOW THAT BUT WE'RE DRIVING IT, OH FUCK THIS!"
I get out of the car and start sprinting it out of Route 66. Emiro and Goth Drizzile follows us.
We walk our way onto Route 76.
Emiro: "So what, are we just gonna walk all the way home?"
Fricka: "Yup."
Emiro: "Oh for fu-"