--Somewhere else--
Gustavo: "It is a pleasure to meet you."
???: "What do you want?"
Gustavo: "I would like to do business with you, Widowmaker."
Widowmaker: "Who's the target?"
Gustavo: "Two men called Fricka and Emiro, with their Pokemon Drizzile."
Widowmaker: "It will be done."
Gustavo: "Now, let us deal with you."
Carlos: "Bro I'm fucking sorry I let them get away, they overpowered me like they overpowered you all, fucking losers."
Gustavo: "Do not speak down upon your colleagues, Carlos. You know what has to happen now? You have failed me."
Carlos: "I can make it up to you, I can find them bruh what do you mean?"
Gustavo: "We already have that under control."
Professor Weed: "Gustavo, don't kill him, even if he's a loser, he doesn't deserve to die."
Mr White: [WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JESSE?!]
Gustavo: *sigh* "Go find the two and bring them here alive before Widowmaker and I might consider sparing you."
Carlos: "BEFORE WIDOWMAKER? She is a trained assassin I can't-"
Gustavo: "I'm giving you an option."
Carlos: "...fine, fucker."
Gustavo: "Please do not disappoint me."
--Back to our characters--
I put my thumb out on the highway and look forward.
Emiro: "What are you doing?"
Fricka: "What do you think I'm doing? Getting a ride so we don't have to walk 100 kilometres."
Emiro: "You sure this is a good idea."
Fricka: "Do you prefer to walk 100 kilometres?"
Emiro: "I mean Drizzile can give us water to hydrate us, here look. Drizzle use bubble!"
Nothing happens.
Fricka: "He ran out of fucking PP because you spammed Hydro Pump you idiot. Hey we got a ride, let's get in."
A car stops and we enter.
???: "Where ya going?"
Fricka: "Uh we are... [Wait where are we actually going?]"
Emiro: "What he was going to say is, we are going to Twinweed Town."
???: "Alrighto."
We were in there for an hour, and then I realized who the driver was… IT WAS STAN LEE.
Fricka: "Wait, you're fucking Stan Lee!"
Stan Lee: "Yeah, what about it?"
Fricka: "What do you mean? I watch your movies!"
Stan Lee: "My movies? We were bought out by Disney bucko, I just made a cameo in each one."
Emiro: "Wait aren't you dead?"
Fricka: "Actually yeah that's a better question, aren't you dead?"
Stan Lee: "Yeah, popped up here after I died, bet this is the afterlife."
WHY DID NO ONE MEET ROB?!
Stan Lee: "Ya know my power, it's like in real life, I can write a character and it'll come to life."
Fricka: "Wait so you can just, write about Captain America and it'll become real?"
Stan Lee: "Yeah, hell I could write about Batman and get copyrighted by those DC fags."
Stan Lee picks up a paper and writes down something, I don't know what he was writing though.
All of a sudden, some chick pops up in the chair next to him, she has a sniper.
Fricka: "Jesus Stan Lee I didn't know you had a fetish for-"
Stan Lee: "I DIDN'T WRITE THAT-"
The chick pulls up her sniper and shoots Stan Lee in the head, killing him.
Emiro: "STAN LEE NOOOOO!"
IT WAS WIDOWMAKER!
Fricka: "GET OUT, QUICK!"
We got out the same door, and hid behind the car, as we could hear her high heels come closer and louder, going around the car.
Fricka: [What do we do]
Emiro: [I don't know, the road is empty and there is no other cars or witnesses]
Widowmaker: "I can either take you alive or dead, your pick."
There was silence, she stopped walking.
Widowmaker: "I'm giving you an option, if it makes you feel better it was ordered."
Oh yeah right that makes me really better, you might as well ask 'die now or public execution?'
???: "I don't think that's a good idea, Widowmaker."
Fricka: [The heck?]
Widowmaker: "What do you want, don't you see I'm busy?"
???: "Those two are mine."
Widowmaker: "Unless Gustavo put up wanted posters I have no clue how you know about this deal."
???: "I always find ways, now hand 'em over."
Widowmaker: "Like that'll work on me."
I could then hear gunshots between the two factions, and I went to look over the side of the car… it was McCree and someone else, but I couldn't see.
McCree: "You've been beaten, Widowmaker."
Widowmaker: "Argh… my vital organs…"
McCree: "Good lesson can be learned here, don't bring a sniper to a shootout."
BANG! I could hear the brains splat across the car, Jesus Christ.
McCree: "Alright, time to deal with you two."
Emiro: [WAIT IS THAT CARLOS?!]
McCree: "These the ones, Carlos?"
Carlos: "Yes."
All of a sudden, Drizzile started evolving…
Fricka: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT EVOLVED INTO GEX!"
Emiro: "SHUT UP WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING WE'RE MEANT TO WHISPER BRO!"
Fricka: "Gex, go deal with McCree."
Gex got up and faced McCree, it was another shootout. Carlos hid, waiting for the impact to happen.
McCree: "Fucking Gex? Is this a joke?"