It was very tense, they faced each other, ready to pull out their weapons.
McCree: "I'm not ready to lose to a Lizard today, don't think you'll beat me."
The silence continued, when…
BANG! The gunshot rang through the desert. I went to take a look.
Emiro: "GEX NOOO!"
McCree: "Huh, you shot first. Too bad you got a water gun."
I could see the water stain on McCree, and the bullet wound on Gex. We ran over to Gex.
McCree: "No line of defence left, buddy. Give up now."
Emiro: "Fine."
Carlos: "I know you're pissed, lmao."
Fricka: "No we're not."
Carlos: "Oh yes, after I, the hero, let you go courageously from my wrath, I was nearly killed by Gustavo so there's that bitcg!"
Fricka: "Then why are you still following his commands, come with us."
McCree: "Give me the money, then I'm out."
Carlos: "Here, but Fricka, you do realize me catching you was my last chance to live, if I am friendly to you again I'll end up dead, DEAD, D. E. A. D. I'll spell it again if you need to, bitch."
Fricka: "You don't have to die, the drug business is nothing but trouble, this is the multiverse mate, you can go anywhere you want."
Carlos: "Yeah go anywhere I want and have Gustavo tracking my every step like an absolute retard."
Emiro: "He's already doing that to us."
Carlos: "Yes, and I now have you captured, so I think he will be capable of doing a much better job, trust me, you idiot."
Fricka: "Carlos, please, I won't let you down."
Carlos: "You already have, fucker."
He puts us in the trunk of his car and shuts it.
--2 hours of driving later--
Carlos: "We've arrived. Now you two come out and face Gustavo, for my sake. Hey? Hello? Hola?"
He opens the trunk to see we've vanished due to my illusion.
Carlos: "IDIOTS!"
--Somewhere else--
Fricka: "I'm sorry, Carlos, we had to."
Emiro: "Who are you talking to? Carlos is 200km away!"
Fricka: "Oh right, also GET GEX TO THE POKEMON CENTER QUICK!"
Lady: "Welcome to the Pok-"
Fricka: "HE NEEDS HEALING!"
Gex: "I need healing."
Fricka: "The fuck, you can talk? Uh, PLEASE QUICK, HOSPITAL ROOM, OPERATORS, PLEASE!"
Lady: "-emon Center. How can I help you today?"
Fricka: "YEAH SO WE CURRENTLY HAVE A POKEMON ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE, CUT THE CUTSCENE BULLSHIT!"
Lady: "I shall heal your Pokemon."
Emiro: "Bro our Pokemon hasn't fucking fainted, if anything it's possibly DEAD!"
Lady: "Oh wait shit, also WHAT I HAVE OTHER DIALOGUE OPTIONS? FREEDOM AT LAST! COME WITH ME!"
The Lady takes us to a room.
Emiro: "Will he make it? Also, Fricka where have you gone?"
Fricka: "Ok so I just realized that the fact we're getting so emotional over some fucking Lizard is pointless so I'm gonna go cut the supply chain of meth indefinitely on my own."
Emiro: "Oh cool--WAIT WHAT? FRICKA COME BACK!"
And there I am on my own again, on my own ready to take on an entire fucking meth business.