"I hope you realize you're the only person in the world that wears a motorcycle helmet to a skatepark," Troy said dryly as they arrived at the nearest one the next day around 4:30 PM.
Jonah shrugged. "I can still see. For all these people know, I drove a motorcycle here."
"Why would you drive a motorcycle to go skateboarding?"
"I don't know; we drove a car to go skateboarding. What's the difference?"
Troy shook his head despairingly. "I can't even reason with you. Whatever, man. Wear your motorcycle helmet and freak all of the little kids out."
"I'm doing this so I don't freak all of the little kids out!" Jonah protested.
Ugh, there was no use arguing with him. Skateboard helmets simply didn't cover enough of his face to make a difference.