"Are you sure about this Merlin? I and my brother have been keeping Tartarus at bay for thousands of years." Nyx looks over to yawning Fou. "Can he take him on?"
"I am so sure of myself that I am going to Livestream it on DeviTube."
"Let's hope you're right..." She mutters not sure about the fluffy Fou and his prowess.
"Fou!" My familiar slaps her away. I faintly heard 'Begone Thot!' in the background.
I sent Fou in his bigger and more powerful form,his tail was glowing in different colors, he even brought out the Malebranche as his underlings while going in.
Tartarus is sealed in, you guessed it Tartarus. Placing cameras and other arrangements was a chore but I couldn't help but go the extra mile for Fou's debut in the supernatural world.
I even made a viewing platform for Greek gods, and have them seated. None of them were happy about what's going on but Nyx glaring at them made sure they kept it to themselves.
And finally Fou and his men approached the black mass of tentacles. The opening move was done by Tartarus. The advantage of being a hentai tentacle is the immense potential for multi-hit and DPS and it shows here but none of his hits harmed their targets.
Fou casually sidestepped and bit the offending appanage while the Malebranche who got boosted by the malice of the dungeon(Via Fou) was able to block it and launched a counter-attack.
The leader of the Malebranche is a tactical genius on top of boasting massive power levels, he quickly arranged his men to cover their boss while Fou slowly ate the malice out of Tartarus.
At this point, the fight started to look like Fou was bullying the poor thing. I can see Greek Gods' lips twitch at the sight.
On the other hand the Livestream is already buying the pre-made Fou merchandise. What? If I didn't someone else was going to do it...
With one last push Fou took the last drop of Malice out of the God, resulting in him turning back to humanoid form. Also with this victory, the last drops of Malice were cleared from the world and put in the dungeon.
'Now I just need to advertise the Dungeon Rush, then work towards peace treaty while my ball of nothing completely binds to my soul.'
..
"Huh, I never thought Devils or Angels would celebrate Christmas..." I mutter while checking out the decorations.
Gabriel has been directing Ravel as she placed the decorations. Gabriel can't do it herself due to her swollen belly.
"Well, it is a rather controversial topic but we just decided to go with it." Gabriel comments as Ravel places the star at the top of the tree.
I mean, I was Turkish before and the only thing about Christmas was one day holiday at the start of the year.
"Why didn't we celebrate last year then?" I turn to Angelica.
"We did... All I remember going to some place where Hitler cured cancer..." Angelica frowns.
I am quite horrified right now, what happened to us there to I erased my memory? "Well, it doesn't matter..." I trust my past self on this.
"I come bearing gifts~" Ophis comes downstairs with a Santa outfit and a bag of gifts. She gives me a box, waiting for me to open it.
"Performance booster... I don't think I need this Ophis-chan." I give it back to her, my essence makes sure of that.
"Oops, that was for the girls." She takes the box back and gives me another one filled with candy.
I sent a look towards the girls who are now supporting their grin full of expectations. Bloody hell, an orgy is a brilliant gift for me, too bad Gabriel can't join.
..
The next morning I teleported gifts to certain people, Michael got all the seasons of Two and a Half Man. They can watch it with the whole of Heaven.
Uriel got Anger Management personally, again another series with Charlie Sheen in it. At this point Angels in Heaven can relate to the guy.
I had to get the shows from another world but that's okay as long as they're happy with it.
I sent Crysis Trilogy to Azazel, I remember Vali telling me how Azazel bought a new PC to run the first game. Azazel has stopped talking with me after Gabriel moved in, I am hoping he'll be happy with his gift.
*Doorbell*
Sighing I open the front door. Last night somehow Kuroka managed to insert herself in, so I am the only one awake at this hour. (AN: Kuroka isn't in the harem she is staying as a maid and won't be making many appearances.)
Opening the door reveals nothing, no one is at the door... Wait something is hitting my knees. Looking down I freeze in horror.
"Noo..."
"HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
TSUKIMIHARA WO
PADORU PADORU!"
..
"Congratulations Merlin, your son is healthy and was born without complications." I nod at the Angel as I enter the place.
We are currently in Heaven, Gabriel went into labor, we brought her here and I was surprisingly not allowed inside. I mean why? I am the one with the best healing magic!
Hearing Gabriel screaming was mortifying to me, I legit felt that in my heart but looking at her feeding our son somehow soothes my heart.
"Look, Merlin. Our son is so cute." Gabriel shows him to me as he stops sucking.
"Yeah..."
"Do you want to hold him?" I nod and Gabriel hands him to me. I feel content as a gentle smile finds its way to my face.
"I am a bit tired, I am going to sleep okay?" I nod at my wife and turn to Cath Palug. "Look after her, I'll be right back." I leave the room with little Adam in my arms.
While I didn't expect such an emotional rollercoaster, I already made preparations for this moment. I even built an entire mountain in Heaven for this day.
I leave the room, its door is decorated to look like an entrance to a cave, and move towards the hill up ahead, it is surprisingly a cloudy day in heaven.
Looking down from here I see the Angels waiting anxiously, their faces laced in worry as they stare at the little silent baby in my arms.
Angels cheer but it is limited to male Angels since the female population is heavily pregnant.
I got my heart kicked in the balls during the birth but at least I recreated the Lion King scene.
..
Adam was surprisingly a quiet baby. Well, the main reason for that is that I made an alarm system tied to my Clairvoyance that warns us before he gets hungry.
Was it okay for me to abuse my reality breaking powers to make sure my son doesn't cry? Probably not, but who cares.
Having a baby around also revealed that the best benefit of being a mass of energy race is not producing waste. That trait is naturally shared with my children, my son completely digests any food without producing waste.
In summary, there's no diaper changing which is nice I guess. My elder brothers used to complain about how many diapers they changed.
Currently, we're all sitting next to Kanna and reading books of our own while Ophis continues her game with a headset.
We're waiting for Kanna to get out of her shell. She is older than Adam and according to Tiamat, she is just being shy...
*Crack*
Cracks spread throughout the egg as a tiny fist punches the top off, getting up we all observe the white-purple-haired girl as she rises.
She indeed does look like Kanna Kamui... Is it normal for dragons to be born like thisTiamat helps her wear a yellow dress on our daughter and takes her out of the egg.
"You finally decided to come out huh, you adorable girl." Tiamat coos at Kanna.
Surprisingly Kanna grabs a nearby pillow and defensively goes behind me making Tiamat's lips twitch.
I look at Kanna, we keep staring... Eventually, I relent and give her something to eat. She's not even hungry...
..
Ophis observed the cracked egg that held Kanna for the past months before turning to me. "I want one too." She said shocking the residents of the house.
I don't know whether if I should laugh or cry. Ophis looks around 11-12 year old depending on her mood, her asking for a child is a bit disturbing with that appearance.
I crouched down to her level and patted her head. "You need to grow up a little bit more Ophis. Is that okay?"
"Hn, I'll think about it." With that, she sits back down and continues her game. Ophis is the introverted type, she likes being around but she doesn't like participating. She's would have been my spirit animal back in my first life.