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Chapter 45 - Chapter 45(Final)

By using the latest event I managed to get people to sit at the table for a peace treaty.

It took some time because I had to convince Shinto alongside Three Factions. Fallen was naturally willing due to Azazel, Satans have been dreaming of this ever since the civil war and Heaven had just had an explosive population increase.

No one is really in a position to go to war, and with the addition of Dungeon Privileges(Aka not dying when killed), the peace never looked this tempting.

"...That is why we have met up in this place." I finish my speech and look at others. Everyone except people who lived with me are looking at me in shock. They never saw me this serious before.

The ORC and Student Council aren't here. Sirzechs said something about wanting her sister to have minimal exposure to me.

I mean, you read smut to a five-year-old before he goes to sleep, people get agitated. It's not my fault Millicas liked the book and wanted more.

"Wait, Michael. Are you stoned? Your eyes are red." Azazel suddenly asks his brother.

"After hearing all the things Merlin did and after experiencing it first hand, I figured I need to get high to leave this place with my sanity." Michael answers.

Sadly everyone nods in understanding.

"Why is everyone is treating him like this nyo~ can you tell me Levi-tan." Mil-tan asks his(her?) King who sighs before answering.

"He was the one who gave me your address." Serafall calmly answers her Bishop.

"Than I must thank you Nyo~" Mil-tan bows as the rest of the people in the room recoils from his smile. I am not a person to admit their mistakes easily but, that might be my biggest mistake...

"Don't mention it." I say before thinking 'Whole devil population would lynch me if they knew.'

This meeting is mostly formalities and a big bait since we didn't even set up a barrier like the canon. At this point, Khaos Brigade is basically disbanded because Ophis isn't there as a head figure. Hero Faction changed purpose due to Indra's warning.

The magician group is no big deal for any of the factions. I mean even with the new improvements to magic systems, The Magicians act as cannon fodder.

Rizevim is dead and Euclid just re-learned how to read devil language. There's no worthwhile enemy left in DxD.

Well, there's the Old Satan Faction but that is exactly who we are baiting. You think they won't take it? Please... They'll basically run here due to their arrogance.

"Well, then let's get this thing done before Michael comes down from his high." Azazel claps his hands and signs the paperwork.

While that's being done three figures teleport outside of the school. "We the original satans object to this treaty!" Comes the haughty voice of Beelzebub. "That's right!" Leviathan attacks before Asmodeus could say his line.

We naturally dodged that shit and took flight. "Look! our only enemy comes to us willingly. Isn't that great Jesus!?" I yell towards the empty area of the school.

A golden light beams to that location revealing Jesus himself. "That's right Merlin!" He says jovially before his tone turns darker and his eyes turn red. "Now kill them all."

"As you command my lord." I bow to the figure as he leaves. This one was a genuine from another world.

"Michael get it together!" I faintly hear Michael falling to the ground from shock and Serafall pulling him back.

The three have already gone pale from seeing Jesus. So I just beheaded them with my sword before getting down to the ground.

The leaders of the factions look over the corpses of their last enemies. The rest are just headless chicken now there's no one to lead them.

"Now, we can finally sign this treaty and go back home." Azazel sighs and picks the paperwork again. Thankfully it wasn't destroyed.

"Yes... I can finally go back to Heaven, I never thought I could get shocked like this after living with potheads for over a year." Michael comments as he sends a dirty look towards me.

"Maa, maa we finally have peace that's all that matters." Sirzechs consoles Michael.

"Merlin, who's that standing next to you?" Serafall suddenly asks.

"Jesus." I state this is a different Jesus. "Do you see White Jesus they did it? They achived peace."

"Yeah, I see. Yo, Black Jesus, you see this shit?" Jesus calls to the Black Jesus. "Yea fam. How about you Korean Jesus?" And he calls to the Korean Jesus "Hory Shet!!!"

I wave at them as they get surrounded by golden light and go back to wherever they come from. I don't even know where they come from, I just wished for a meme and it happened.

Michael passed out just after he signed the treaty. I got playfully scolded by my angel wife... Right there's a wedding coming up!

..

At this point, even the will of DxD is afraid of me and left me to my devices. But I realized that people are not fast enough to sign the damn treaty, I am planning a wedding here!

That brings us here. I am at the end of the world, doing a Livestream called 'Watch me kill 666'. It reached a good number of viewers so I am ready to begin.

First I cast to retrieve my EA. The Sword struggles a little before recognizing me. It seems Gil tried hard to keep this away from me.

I'll pay a visit to him or his alternative version later...

Once EA entered the DxD the whole world stopped similarly when I made Isamu futa. I aimed the sword and fired it, the blast first took off the seals, revealing the monster behind before that too turned to dust.

But wait there's more! Now with the buy one get two more deals, the blast went until it reached the borders of DxD where it split it. Separating this world away from ExE and FxF.

Ain't nobody got time for Evil Gundam Gods... As I placed EA into my hammerspace I noticed that the cut part is slowly being eroded by void.

It seems DxD isn't capable of supporting itself without ExE and FxF. Sighing I take my 'Ball of Nothing' and throw it to the hole in reality. This time there is a flicker of Origin Energy inside the ball.

I wasn't going to do this for a while but I might as well do it now. "Let there be light!" I declare as a new universe is created.

..

The rest of the supernatural world was more than willing to sign the treaty after seeing me split the universe and fill the hole left behind by creating another one.

That was recorded as the biggest flex in this new universe. Yes, the explosion also swallowed DxD inside, with my intervention no one died.

Although there was a case of mass enlightenment in Eastern countries due to watching the creation of a new universe, even if it's was from a Livestream.

Anyway, I basically became the Supreme Being of this new universe and this is much better than the last since it is soul bound to me.

This universe is affected by Blank and Archmage, I intentionally kept Harem Protagonist away from this universe. In time this place is going to become a Multiverse of my own.

But for now, I have a wedding to attend...

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Epilogue: I got bored again.

My life hadn't changed much since the wedding, I spent my time raising my children, the multiverse could wait.

I would like to think the efforts of my and my wives were not wasted since neither Adam nor Kanna became bad people.

Oh yeah, the girls kinda decided to hold off on having more children for a couple of eons until they felt ready.

The first two were truly hard or it felt like that because we weren't ready. Even Tiamat got blindsided... Adam kept dissing me while growing up and rejecting my perverted ways of picking girls up... He decided on monogamy! Heresy I tell you!

He grew up to look like Adam from Record of Ragnarok. Apparently, the fruit of wisdom made him cognizant after eating and he got the Eyes of the Lord. But he refuses to call it that. He calls them Perfect Vision... I blame anime.

Anyway, despite my complaints I love my son, He was adamant about going the opposite way compared to me. Still, we had a good relationship, currently, he is roaming our Multiverse, helping people.

He regularly visits for our monthly dungeon rush. Yes, that is a thing. It is actually a tournament for the others, you basically start from the beginning and go down without stopping to rest on the safe rooms. After years I still hold the highest score.

Anyway, that's enough of Adam. My sweet daughter on the other hand had a crush on me for a better part of a millennia until she ran into Nakiri Erina and Yukihira Souma...

She NTR'd Yukihira and stole Erina for herself... I blame Azazel for corrupting my daughter with his NTR ways.

Now that Kanna has a chef girlfriend and they are visiting the multiverse for new ingridients, I naturally gave Erina a cultivation method based on cooking and eating so she can keep up with my glutton daughter.

"Dad? Are you monologuing again?" Kanna comes and hugs me.

She never quite grew up in the physical department due to wanting to stay cute, her words.

"Well, you know your old man. I like doing that." I pat her head much to her delight.

"Where are mothers?"

"They're getting ready, now that you two became independent we can go on that honeymoon." She pouts at me as I mess her hair.

"Then I'll find them before that! Have fun dad!" She gives me a hug and leaves.

Fun... That's the point. I have been bored for quite some time. I even split parts of my soul and inserted memories into them before reincarnating them under different circumstances.

The first one got dropped, the one with the second magic had a good run but he split off from me like other one who inventee cultivation for himself. The rest wasn't all that bad except the times I became a witcher those always ended up in a mess... Urghhh.

Some of them built their own universes in my multiverse which was okay, they are mini me's after all even if they split off from me. This type of reincarnation also gives them weakened versions of my Essences but I limited that to very weak version of blank.

They might be mini me's but they need to train if they want power similar to mine. I mean look at me, I became OP in less than a year and how did that go for me.

"Merlin, come on. We're ready." I turn to Gabriel and smile. Now that there are no children to take care of we can try transmigration stuff. We'll have to seal our powers to make things fun but there's a price for everything...

I press the button that automatically reincarnates a soul piece ripped from me in random settings, it still has a part of me in the machine though so I can troll them before reincarnation. This will stockpile reincarnation memories for me when I get bored. So by the time I come back I will have lots of things.

With that I leave the Throne of Multiverse. It's time to have an adventure again.

[Well, readers. I have messed up in this life it could have been better, but I hope you'll enjoy reading the adventures of my reincarnations.

Merlin Ambrosius The Second.

Ha! Take that 4th Wall! In your stony face!]

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AN: This ties my previous books with Merlin's Multiverse, the dropped and bad books(Then again were there any good ones?) are just bad combinations done by the Reincarnation System he built. (Totally not my fault...)