We may have underestimated Kanna's eating habits... Also, she's no longer allowed in the Zoo. At least she didn't touch the pandas.
I had an idea to appease my daughter's hunger but I needed knowledge. "Hey Ophis, is it okay for dragons to eat other dragons?" I ask the wisdom loli.
"It's fine as long as it's not family." Ophis replies making me grin. "So, so you still want to kill that red prick?" Ophis grins as well.
..
In the Dimensional Gap, a gigantic red dragon was riding. What was he riding you ask? He is riding the waves... Whatever the hell that means.
He was doing barrel rolls. He was doing mad flips and sick moves while blasting music into the gap and making imaginary crowds with his dream powers to cheer himself on, tainting the once quiet place.
His name is Great Red and he is the protector of DxD. Not anymore...
"Bro I am protecting this world! Why are you hunting me!?" Screams the Great Red.
He was just chilling but suddenly he got hit mid-flip and he is being chased around at the moment.
"Fuck the world! My daughter is hungry!" Screamed the Magician as the loli on his shoulders cheered.
..
We came back home with more meat than I can handle, I had to expand my hammerspace to fit that whole Dragon inside.
Let's hope Tiamat knows how to cook it... If Kanna is not satisfied after this I'll just keep hunting bigger things.
'I waged war against the ancient ones to feed my daughter in another world.' sounds like a good title for a shit novel.
"Merlin!" Just when I entered the house I was greeted by a frantic Gabriel.
"What happened?" I ask while checking the security.
"Adam is missing!"
"Gabriel, you know I have protective checks on them. Did you check Heaven's system to see his location..." I don't finish my words after seeing the panic disappear in her eyes.
She was so scared and panicked that she didn't know what to do... Well, that's why I am using Clairvoyance to keep them safe.
Once Gabriel calmed down she unlocked the console for Heaven's System and looked up Adam.
"He is in Garden of Eden, near the Tree of Wisdom and records says he already been to the location of Tree of Life..." Gabriel trails off before she looks up to me. "Please don't tell me he wanted The Apple."
"Maybe, maybe not let's go get him before some crackhead finds him."
"Who is at fault for that? You turned Heaven into this." Gabriel knows I am joking, I legit adjusted the drugs to be perfect for Angels without making them biologically addictive.
They are psychologically addicted, which might be worse, I am no doctor...
"This ain't about them."
..
Indeed we found baby Adam at the base of the Tree of Wisdom. Adam somehow made himself a set of teeth by shaping his Holy Power and he is munching on Fruits of Life and Wisdom.
I looked up with Time Manipulation to see how he have achieved this feat. He used the door I made for Gabriel and reached Heaven.
Then he made it to The Garden of Eden and located the chopped trees and then he somehow jury-rigged a spell to revive the said trees. He is not even 1 year old!
To be honest I am fucking proud.
"Hey young man, mind if I take one for myself?" I reach for the fruits.
"Guga!" And he destroyed the fruits... Anyway the trees still here I'll eat them later.
..
"Merlin, we're invited to Riser nii-sama's rating game." Ravel returned from her visit to the underworld.
"Who is he fighting with that even I am invited." He didn't invite me to any of his games before. Don't tell me...
"Invitation is from Grayfia... Riser nii-sama is battling Rias-san. At least it isn't about the arranged marriage but to show the Underworld that everything is going fine even after the Nebiros family's expulsion."
"Do I have to? I rather stay home and spend the day playing with my children..."
"It would be better if we attended." Ravel sends me a sad smile.
..
So that is how I found myself in the special dimension created to watch the Rating game. I am seated next to Sirzechs with Ravel sitting on my other side.
I was very tempted to put illusions in our place and go do something else but Ajuka also invited Tiamat to make sure things are secure.
That means things are not secure. Not at all, you simply don't call Tiamat if you think everything is going to be fine, and knowing the luck ORC has there's going to be trouble.
The rating game was similar to canon in the way of location. Rias' group started in their club building and all that.
"Where is Gasper? I figured he'd be training after I sent Valerie?" I ask Sirzechs.
"Ah, Rias doesn't have enough achievements to prove herself to be capable to unseal him. Even though she is now strong enough she needs to prove it. Gasper would be unsealed after this game." I nod at his explanation, Rias naturally didn't sit on her ass after the rebellion, everyone is stronger than their canon selves.
"So, who do you think is going to win Merlin?" This time Sirzechs asks.
"Well, Rias has home advantage and she has Red Dragon Emperor, Rias herself has been working for a year by now." I analyze the situation. "While I'd like to say brother-in-law is going to win, it doesn't seem probable."
"Yeah, Isamu-san also has those three fallens as her familiars. This is going to be a crushing defeat for nii-sama." Ravel sighs.
That is exactly what happened, Akeno was using her Holy Lightning, Koneko was using her Senjutsu and Isamu went Balance Breaker. Isamu didn't even summon her familiars.
Only Riser, his queen, and bishop remained, Riser was about to admit defeat but... Fire Nation Attacked!
Well, not really. Yubellina went down while taking Akeno with her. Mio got grouped on after she managed to take down Kiba and Koneko.
That only left Riser vs Rias&Isamu which wouldn't even be a fight with Isamu tanking while Rias spamming her PoD but Riser gave up after seeing his Peerage taken out.
6/10 would rather be home. I never liked these games anyway. Then again I should be grateful that nothing bad happened during this game.
..
"We're home!" I say after the teleportation.
The residents of the house look at me with desperation. "Okay, where did our roof went?"
"Adam sneezed..."
"Did he somehow managed to undress people with that said sneeze?"
"No that would be ridiculous." I sighed in relief after hearing that.
This is a Harem World, Adam already ate the forbidden fruit. I am expecting him to be a pervert.
Adam The Forbidden Angel. I have a feeling the name is going to stick.