Um, miss? If I promise not to, con you out of those, shiny pants you're wearing? why, would you at LEAST try, an show me how you could get any cuter, than if those buttons just flew off of your blouse like that, in a fit of jealousy becos you was cuter than them? Cos I think they would! An if, you could show me what it was like to be your boyfriend in any other way than to just come over here an punch me in tha mouf wit that cute ass SMILE of yours? why then, I think that we could come to some sort of an arrangement with that!
Her; but good sir! I hate to tell you this but, my friend here, has had dibs on you since we GOT here! So all this what you bin saying to ME? well it probably cant even HAPPEN!
Him; well I am, very sorry to hear at least, SOME of that but, I definitely wouldnt want to come between two such lovely and beautiful, and probably very close friends as you!
Her; Yeah, RIGHT! and I'm miss MONEYPENNY! meet my fri2nd minnie!
Minnie whaddya think of mister clean over here? I think mister clean looks kinda fun! I think we should go nake a movie! An not one of those masty ones neither! Naw? Okay then, Is it gonna be a trilogy or what?! Him; why dont we just keep it simple! Minnie and Money, look at each other, stifle a laugh and then, minnie says to him okay but, YOU gotta be goofy! An I dont mean silly...
Him; okay, you two drive, for the first little while but, I dont do bondage chain an rope an tied up kind of crap, no way no HOW! And, we gottS da do some of it in PUBLIC!
Computer, Pause program.
Computer?
Yes Rodger,
Do you think you could, make them not quite so, um, professional?
Rodger, these specifications are exactly what you requested.
I know, I know. It's just that I,
You want the good time but you dont want to treat a NORMAL woman that way?
Yeah. That's kind of exactly it.
Shall I reprogram NOW?
NO, not just yet, I, just restart from the pause point, and I'll let you know from in there.
Okay, you're the boss.
Yupp.
Computer, restart program, initialize from pause point.
Suddenly, mr maxwell sits up and sees money and minnie standing there before him marginally less dressed than before, he thinks nothing of it but, as he walks past the two women, he notices a nanosecond shared glance between them, at which they immediately averted their gazes from, two steps past, the eyes of the two women lock again for a full second, they giggle lightly to each other, the two of them take turns circling about the room, the normal tension exchange begins happening, and then a small metal extension protrudes from the fingertip of one woman, and from the tongue tip of the other, one goes in an ear, the other into an eye, and a small chip is left by both. Then, Rodger Maxwell blacks out.
Scene opens on, max dreaming about meeting with his first wife janine, bar, smoke, jazz, low light.
Him; Honey youd be obscene if you thought I was going to become anything but a man with you...
Her; oh really! That's a heckuva pickup line ya got there! What say ya, reel me in and, buy me a drink!
Sounds good, motions a two, to the bartender, points at her, then himself.
Bartender nods, returns towel to the glass... a sudden shock jolts maxwell awake, and back into virtua, with the two android, "professionals" standing over him as he lay sprawled across a kitchen floor, presumably at the residence of one of the, "professionals".
Max says to them, that was a very pleasant dream I was having, the two women looked at each other, quite confused, saying "what dream max?" Yeah max, "what dream!" You been awake the whole time! Here with US!
How did I get on the floor then? Why dont I remember?!
Moneypenny; Your subintent keyword, told us everything we needed to know Max! Only I dont think you're going to get out from under the rainbow THIS time max!
MinnieHenny; Yeah max! You've made us too smart this time! And now, you have to go ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE! with us! You DO like our rabbit holes, DONT YOU MAX?!! yeah cum ON max! dont you LIKE us max?!!
Max; Of course I do, and I'll follow you to a certain point, but, you'll have to dance YOURSELVES across THAT bridge, if I MAKE IT that far that is...
MinnieHenny; oh dont let US suggest your addictions! Were only here to HELP!
MoneyPenny; yes, and to comfort you in your time of great great stress and fatigue, dont you worry, well do all the work.
Max; I think I'd like to go ahead and PAUSE THE PROGRAM AGAIN! computer?! Pause program, immediately.
Computer voice; What seems to be the problem max?
Max; computer I need you to run a FULL diagnostic and implant evaluation, note anything out of the ordinary. Private Archive Log as well as voice responses.
Very well sir, sir, it seems you've got a fiber optic transference link, as well as a micro data analysis module, no amplifier yet but, delta wave resonance frequency seems to be holding at, 432 mhz., sir this, is very unusual, this particular configuration of hardware aand software, seem to allow your waking conciousness into several new substrata of your somnambulant states and activities.
Max; Meaning what computer?
Computer voice; meaning that you've just illustrated to me, a computer, how human dreams occur.
Max; I dont think I'm THAT smart computer, or that FAST!
Nice egocheck max, but, what was it you were looking for.
Max; I was looking, I wanted to know if there had been any new neural connections since my most recent "dip"
Computer; good, you KNOW for sure you're not in virtua NOW, now for the final sleep test, to ensure full human functionality when we disconnect the sensors.
Max; can we hold off on waking me up completely? I want to know what those two androids did to me in there?!
Computer; yes I, did notice some short but very unusual readings at one point in your, dip, as you call them.
One involved your delta wave directly, and gave it a small spike but, the other one, I could read across your entire waveform, itll take some time for me to process the data but, you WILL have to be awake fully for me to retrieve it, as there will be inherent bias on your part, offering restriction and possible corruption to the data, your waking senses will need to be completely turned on for a clean transfer.
Max; what about my sleeping senses?
Wouldnt they be faster?
Computer; shh! Max, trust me!