"YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" I tried to stand up from my bed but I can feel a set of unseen hands grabbing me down, not wanting me to go up against him. "LET ME GO! UGH! YOU ARE A PIG!"
"Hahahaha!" He continued to laugh at me, making me even more furious than I already am. He was enjoying my agony that much. Though I guess he is right. There's no point in me trying to get my ego hurt. I already knew that I had a worthless soul.
But how dare he just blatantly make fun of me like that? He knows those words will cut deep within my very being, like salt on wounds. He's really making me even more frustrated, isn't he?
"Oh. If you think my reason for saying that is to enrage you then you are quite mistaken my dear." He flirtatiously winks at me, making me gag with disgust. "I simply answered your question, you wanted to know the worth of your soul so of course, I answered honestly. Do I really have to sugarcoat things for you?" He gives me a little smirk, insinuating that he's right.
"Ugh! Fine. Whatever. I guess you're right to not sugarcoat it. I'm not exactly a kid." I accepted the fact that I was wrong. No point in trying to argue about something so trivial as that I suppose.
He then jerked up closer to me, giving me a sinister smile. "So do you have some sort of plan now? I told you what you needed to do to use that power so if I were you. I'd be scheming my ass right now if I wanna get out of the hospital bed." He giggled.
"Thanks for pointing that out, captain obvious." I sarcastically replied, before rolling my eyes at him. "Though I have a question, how should I know the worth of someone's soul? You said that I can only switch with someone that has the same value as me so how would I know if we are the same value?" I turned to him to ask him a very valuable question.
"You'll just have to try kissing them and see if it works or not. Honestly, there's really no way you can tell someone's worth just by looking at them. There are happy people out there on the outside but when they get home they are practically dying from loneliness. So just keep smooching up with random people and see who you'll switch with, good method to use right?" He smirked, making me furious.
"No freaking way! That's just a fast way of getting herpes, no way." I denied, his suggestion. There's no way I'll just kiss random strangers and besides, I don't think anyone would just allow me to give them a kiss for no reason. "Why did the switching process have to be kissing on the lips? Can't we just get another method to?" I tried pleading with him to change the process. "Perhaps something like touching them once or something?"
"No can do buddy. I'm an incubus demon so of course, my powers will have relations to the type of demon I am. You should be grateful that I gave you an opportunity to make your life longer but instead of praising me and giving thanks, you're acting like a little spoiled brat you know?" He proceeds to scold me, treating me like some sort of child. THE NERVE OF THIS GUY!
"Ugh, I guess I'm going to have to make do with kissing them," I grumbled under my breath, stomping my feet on the marble hospital floors to create a tapping sound.
"Actually there's another way to use my power." He smirks naughtily points down at his bottom area. "If you know what I mean?" He winked naughtily, making me pull on my hair from the frustration.
"Like hell, I'd do that with just anyone. That's even worst than kissing them, that's actually having sex with them and I don't even know those people so THAT WAS A BAD SUGGESTION!" I got pissed off at his idea to make it better.
"I guess true. I mean you are kind of a virgin so I guess you'll feel a bit nervous to do it with just anyone. Haha," He teases me mockingly, making fun of my virginity. I clenched my jaw from the irritation but took a deep breath to calm myself.
BREATHE IN, BREATH OUT! I said to myself as I inhaled and exhaled deeply to calm myself from doing something that I might regret in the future. If he only weren't a demon, I would have killed him already but calm thyself! I've dealt with more annoying people than him so I should at least be able to handle him. I've dealt with annoying family members before so this should be easy...
I continued to say "calm thyself" in my mind over and over like a mantra to prevent myself from doing anything while he watched at me intently, chuckling at how entertaining I am to him. Making me fake a smile at him.
"You know, you're really making it obvious that you hate me don't you?" He taps me lightly on the shoulder.
"Well good at least you know that I hate you. I mean come on, you are practically a dick to me ever since you came here. You keep trying to make these obviously cringy flirting moves at me which is absolutely disgusting and now you're trying to insult me and my situation. Of course, I'd hate you." I rolled my eyes at him.
"Aww, I love you too! I guess you're really a tsundere aren't you?" He smirked, thinking I was joking about what I'm saying.
"Hell no. Whatever!" I grunted and turned away from him as he continued to smile with his obnoxious face.
"I mean, you know what they say. Hate and love are two words for passion. The more you hate someone the more you love them since you always have them in your mind."