Luke and Lucy, the children of Lilith and Iblis.
Luke is part human, part incubes, part fallen Angel, part jinn and part dragon.
Lucy is part human, part succubus, part fallen Angel, part jinn and part dragon.
Luke and Lucy first served under Pharaoh Psamtik the third, they now serve under Pharaoh Meryamun.
Luke's and Lucy's friends include Meryamun, Psamtik, James and Caenis/Caeneus.
Luke wields the trident of Posiedon, and Lucy wields the scythe of Thanatos.
Amun and Janus are the ones inhabiting Luke and Lucy.
Luke's and Lucy's companion is Apep.
Luke thinks with his mind, while Lucy thinks with her heart.
Now, for the "antagonist" of this story, Saint Benedict of Nursia.
Saint Benedict's patronage numbers at around 28, so yeah, he is an important Saint.
Saint Benedict also wrote the " Rule of Saint Benedict " which includes rules, that monks should live by.
Now, I have heard from somewhere that Saint Benedict battled the devil twice, and won both times, I, however could not confirm this, so if any of you guys know where it is written, then please say so, I would be grateful, now for the story.
It was a normal day in Egypt.
Luke was helping Pharaoh Meryamun with making Egypt prosper, and while that was going on, Lucy was trying to find someone to have sex with.
Luke and Lucy now felt something was off, a strange presence was coming from the desert, so they went to investigate.
" So, it is around here, " said Lucy.
" Yeah, so keep your eyes up " said Luke, and Lucy looked up and then said
" Found him "
Luke was confused for a moment but then he looked up as well, and saw a man whose face made him look like he was in his late fifties, but his body made him look like he was in his mid twenties.
This man also had Angel wings.
" Hey bro, call me crazy, but is a Principalities inhabiting this dude? " said Lucy.
" For once, you are not crazy, it seems that this man has the powers of a Principalities " said Luke with a smile.
The man now flew closer to Luke and Lucy.
" Hello there, want to have sex? " said Lucy.
" Don't answer that, answer instead this, who are you? " said Luke.
" I am Saint Benedict of Nursia, and I am here to end you devils "
Luke and Lucy were quiet for a moment.
" Well before that, wanna have coitus? " said Lucy with a smile.
Luke just looked at his sister.
Saint Benedict said nothing, he instead flew high up in the sky, he now held his right hand towards Luke and Lucy, he then said
" Begone devils, do not suggest to me thy vanities"
A huge beam of Holy light was now coming towards Luke and Lucy.
"Goddammit… " said Luke.
The Holy beam blasted a hole that led straight to hell itself.
Iblis opened his eyes from atop his throne, and looked towards the direction his children had landed, he then smiled.
Lucy was laying on a broken column.
Saint Benedict walked up to Lucy, he then gently ran his hand down on Lucy's thigh.
" What is this? " said Lucy with a smile.
" It is not my fault that you are part succubus " said Saint Benedict with a smile.
Lucy now had a grin.
" Now, I do not mind you sticking it in me, but - as Lucy had finished saying that, Luke held his trident at the back of Saint Benedict, saying
" But I do mind "
Saint Benedict did not even turn around, he instead kicked Luke in the stomach sending him flying.
Lucy now attacked Saint Benedict with her scythe, he blocked it easily.
Saint Benedict smiled once more, a portal then opened up under Lucy which made her vanish.
Lucy appeared at her brother's side.
" Bro, you good? " said Lucy.
" Never been better… " said Luke as his stomach had the imprint of Saint Benedict foot.
" So what do we do now? " said Lucy.
" He is too powerful for you two, I suggest that the two of you retreat for now " said Janus.
" No can do " said Luke as he had now fully recovered.
" But why not? " said Janus confused.
" This Saint had the audacity to blow a hole in our father's kingdom, he is trying to kill us and he even tried sticking it in my sister " said Luke.
" Well, Lucy does have an exquisite beauty, " said Amun.
Lucy just smiled.
" That is it, time for this Saint to rest in peace " said Luke.
Saint Benedict was flying over Luke and Lucy.
" Before we fight, I have a question, " said Saint Benedict.
" What? " said Luke.
" Why are all the flames in hell blue? " said Saint Benedict.
" Well, fire and brimstone are made of sulfur, that is why hell is blue " said Lucy.
" Hmm " said Saint Benedict.
With that, began an intense battle that covered all nine circles of hell.
Luke and Lucy displayed amazing teamwork, but in the end, the Saint stood victories over the devils.
Both Luke and Lucy laid on the ground, wounded and exhausted.
Lucy was unconscious, while Luke was crawling towards his sister.
Saint Benedict stepped on Luke's hand.
Luke looked up at Saint Benedict.
" Evil are the things thou profferest, drink thou own poison " said Saint Benedict as he held his right hand towards Luke.
" Now, now, why go after the children when you can have the mother? " said a voice.
Both Luke and Saint Benedict looked where the voice came from.
" Mother… " said Luke.
" Lilith " said Saint Benedict.
Lilith, the first woman of creation, now walked towards Saint Benedict.
Saint Benedict could not move a muscle, it was almost as if Lilith's beauty had put him under a spell, her beauty made him feel calm and at ease, like he had no worries in the world.
Lilith got closer and closer, and when Saint Benedict let down his guard, that was when Lilith forced the Principalities out of Saint Benedict.
Lilith now grabbed Saint Benedict by the throat and held him up in the air.
" Did you really think that I would show you any form of pleasure after you tried to kill my beloved children? " said Lilith.
Saint Benedict smiled and tried to utter
" Kind of? "
Lilith simply smiled.
Two angels of Iblis came down and chained up Saint Benedict, they then walked Saint Benedict to his punishment.
Lilith kneeled down gently towards Luke.
" Sorry mother, it seems we failed.. " said Luke.
Lilith simply held her beloved son in her embrace.
" Nonsense my son, you and your sister did marvellously, remember, Saint Benedict did have the powers of a Principalities, so the odds were against you both, but the fact that you both survived, proves what I have long since known, that my children, sure are amazing " said Lilith as she ran her hand gently down Luke's cheek.
" Thank you, mother, " said Luke with a smile.
Lilith simply smiled.
" Now then, help me, with your sister, my sweet and innocent daughter needs help " said Lilith.
Luke was quiet when he heard the innocent part.
Both Luke and Lucy had survived their battle against Saint Benedict.
Luke and Lucy stayed in hell for awhile, so Lilith could make sure her children fully recovered, when Luke and Lucy had fully recovered, they both returned to Egypt, where Luke and Caenis went at it for three days and three nights, and Lucy, well, she finally got Amir to bed, if you know what I'm saying.
Afterwards.
The two angels were leading Saint Benedict to a cell, so Lilith could punish him personally, later.
" Well hello there amigo, what are you here for? " said Baron Samedi in a cell with a glass of rum in his hand.
" I tried to kill Luke and Lucy, " said Saint Benedict.
Baron Samedi just looked at Saint Benedict, the Baron then said
" Que los dioses te ayuden " as he finished his glass of rum.