August 12th, 1987. Akira and the Ass-Kicker 5 were training at the Bureau. Suddenly, Director Hellsing called them into the main office. There, Director Hellsing stood with 4 teenagers. "Ass-Kicker 5, meet the Spine-Breaker 5." Director Helsing said. Akira looked confused. "But there's 4 of them. Oh, and your next line is 'Yep, you're an idiot.' Am I right?" He said. "Yep. you're an idiot." Helsing said. He then looked annoyed. "Stop that!" The others, minus Josefumi, looked shocked. "What the fuck?!" Amanda asked. Josefumi then said "Akira can predict someone's actions right down to the very words they say." Rei scoffed. "You think you're better than me because you're psychic, skid-hair?!" He shouted, insulting Akira's hair. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!" Akira shouted. The last thing Rei would see before getting knocked unconscious was Akira's fist, knocking him out in one punch and sending a shockwave through the planet. The others struggled to hold on as the shockwave shook the Bureau of Paranormal Extermination, the planet, and even the universe. Akira calmed down and healed Rei. Josefumi gave a stern look. "Akira. What percent of power was that?" he asked. Akira looked nervous. "One percent..." he said. Amanda, Rei and Maria looked shocked. "ONE PERCENT?!" They shouted shocked. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Director Helsing shouted. They stood still in obedience and fear. "Anyways, this is the Spine-Breaker 5. Matthew Hatter, Victoria Stone, Alex Quill, Mitsuri Ritsune" he lifted Matthew's hat to reveal a derpy snake. "And Dandy. All of them, minus Dandy and Mitsuri, have very powerful Rock Moves (Author's Note: that's the power system in this story. Example: Akira's Rock Move is Footloose.) So don't think you can leave them in the dust. That means you, No. 1" he said to Akira. Akira laughed. He then said "Oh, you were serious? With respect, Director, I can bench press Jupiter suppressed and outrun a collapsing universe. I'm sure these guys are tough. But not as tough as me." He said sheepishly. Director Helsing scowled at him. "But they always do say never judge a book by its cover! So, I'm sure that you guys will surpass me in no time!" Akira said, clearly scared. The others sweatdropped. "Akira/Aki/Shinjuku got scared?!" Josefumi and Maria, Amanda, and Rei said shocked.
(Sorry for the hiatus! ^^)