"Fuuuuuuuckk is that?!" screamed Jinhae, pointing at the pillow that suddenly had eyes and mouths on it.
Yifei also scrambled away from it, disgusted at how her head was lying on it just a moment ago. "What the hell is that?"
Then, she turned to Jinhae with a glare. "Did you put drugs on the tea?"
He looked at her in utter surprise. "Wh-Why the fuck would I do that?!"
"I-I don't know," Yifei said with bright red cheeks. "Y-You might've... wanted a se-sexier time with me, so-"
Jinhae started to shake his head in disbelief, just as a terrible jolt on the ground threatened to make the whole apartment collapse. "I would never do that to you! A-And besides, I was... I was having a really great time even... without drugs..."
She blushed even more and then slapped at his arm. But then she looked up at him with expectant eyes. "Really?"
When another earthquake occurred, he hastily grabbed onto her to steady themselves. When it stopped, he looked down at her with a smile, he said, "Yeah, really."
Like they were two pieces of magnets, their faces inched closer once again for a passionate kiss, but the pillow started talking again. "Please quit it, you two."
That promptly killed the romantic atmosphere.
The both of them then kneeled on the bed, side by side, staring incredulously at the marvelous phenomenon.
"..."
"Who knew pillows were made like this these days?" Yifei said.
"Stupid, they don't," Jinhae replied. "Even if they did, I'd never buy one."
Then, the pillow began speaking again. "I am Love, the divine manifestation of human love, compassion, and sex. It's a pleasure to meet you."
And to make it even worse, Jinhae's bedroom door suddenly banged open. No, not exactly. The door simply flew off of its hinges and landed squarely at the foot of the bed. In came an incredibly and unbelievably amazing specimen of a woman, body that could only be a bombshell, skin as dark as night, and long, straight hair as light as the whites of a dying man's eyes.
She only stopped moving when she looked over at the two friends and then onto the talking pillow and then back to the human pair. "I'm sorry I'm late. That's my brother, Love. I'm Death."
Then, she bent down and gave an openmouthed kiss to Jinhae, making Yifei jump in surprise, disbelief, and jealousy.
"What are you-" Yifei began, but then her question was cut off efficiently as Death swooped down on her the next second, giving the girl her own more fervent kiss.
Death released her after a long, long time, the woman wiping at her chin and licking her lips, her eyes dangerously dark. "I haven't seen you in a long time, sweetheart."
Jinhae could only gape at the two women, desperately hiding his incoming boner with a nearby pillow.
Sadly...
"Release me from your groins, human boy!" the said pillow complained from underneath him.
Jinhae shouted and flung the pillow away from him, it hitting the wall before slumping downwards like the sad, sodden pillow it was.
"Uh, I'm sorry, but..." Jinhae started. "What the hell is happening?"
The pillow and the sexy woman looked at each other before turning towards the pair. In unison, they both said, "Your love making can save the world."
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Locking themselves up in the bathroom, they both tried to steady their rapid heartbeats.
"O-Okay," Jinhae began. "So if what those... divine beings were saying were true-"
"They can't be!" Yifei remarked.
"-then our sex... can save the world."
Yifei screamed. "That's just bullshit!"
"I-I know, but," Jinhae reasoned, and then like the world was on his side, it started to shake again, even harder than the previous times. Gathering her up and holding her against the corner of the bathroom walls, he tried to keep themselves steady and safe. When the shaking finally stopped, he looked down at her. "See? If we don't do anything, then the world really will end."
Yifei blinked back hot tears. "But it doesn't make sense..."
Not taking the sight of her frustrated face, he leaned down to place a gentle kiss on her lips. "It's going to be okay. We have to try."
Yifei pursed her lips but didn't say anything.
Then, Jinhae coughed a bit and looked away, murmuring, "Besides, I-I don't want everything between us to end like this anyway."
Yifei started to blush and then took hold of his face so they both stared at each other's eyes. She nodded. "Alright, I'm willing to give it a try, and if what... what that woman said was true, then this was all my fault anyway."
Jinhae frowned at her. "It's not your fault you kept avoiding death."
"B-But... they said what I did was interrupting the world's balance, therefore bringing forth the end of the world... So, it's all my fault."
Cupping her face with his free hand, he then told her, "It's human nature to try and preserve your own life. It's the fault of the gods for giving you prophetic visions. It's not your fault."
Slowly, she started to feel a bit better.
Jinahe then added, "Besides, I would prefer having the world near its end, if it's to have you live a little bit longer."
And it was true. It was all so confusing now, but Jinhae knew that even before all this, he knew he always had a life long friend in Yifei. He wouldn't know what to do if she had died back when she was still so young...
"I'm just glad you're alive," Jinhae said honestly, and before he could even realize it, Yifei had stood on her tiptoes and began to kiss him fiercely. He returned it easily, as though they had been doing it for a long time.
Then, it was broken by two rapt knocks on the bathroom door.
The severely attractive woman's voice came from behind the door. "If you don't make your decision now, it will all be too late."
Exchanging a quick look with each other, they then opened the door up. They both said, "We'll do it."
Then, just as fires began to spread out in their neighboring street, the world suddenly stopped. Or, in better words, time stopped for the rest of the world.
The pillow then comically clapped the two ends of its body together. "Great! That's great. Now all you have to do next is to have an orgasm before time runs out."
Yifei's eyes went round and Jinhae coughed into the smoky air. He uttered, "We... What?!"
Then the pillow added seriously, "I suggest you get to it fast, or the meteor will come crashing down, and it will all be too late. Time can only be so much."