Chapter 55 - Chat

[Author]: Fuck! FuCK! FUCK!!!

[Reader]: Wt is it?

[Author]: I lost the chapter I was supposed to publish today!!!!

[BOB.C]: Tf u mean u lost it?!?!

[Author]: I accidentally closed the app I was working on thinking I had asked it, but in reality I hadn't!

[BOB.C]: FUCK! So wtf am I supposed to do till then??? Just chill in the empty pages of what was supposed to be today's chapter?!?!?! 

[Author]: Unfortunately yes...

[BOB.C]: Aw come on man, fuck!!!

[Author]: I know, I know, imma try to make it up by either writing a longer chapter or 2 chapters... Ffs!

[Reader]: Well it can't be helped I guess...

[Author]: Yea, yea...

[Reader]: ...

[Author]: ...

[Reader]: You didn't write it did you...

[Author]: No!!😭😭😭😭😭 I'm a fraud!!! I was too busy scrolling on social media that I hadn't even started it!!! I'm a fucking frauuddddddd😭😭😭😭

[Reader]: Ffs, why no just delete the app?! If ur so addicted why no just delete it? Or like lock it away till you've finished the chapter??

[Author]: Dude u don't understand, it starts of as me just replying to my friends and before I know it I've been scrolling on Instagram for an hr😭😭😭💀

[BOB.C]: Wtf is an Instagram??

[Author]: It's basically an app that connects people and u can share pictures and videos and yea that's it...

[BOB.C]: Wait, wait, so ur telling me instead of writing ur book, u were on Instagram looking at people's pictures?????

[Author]: I mean it's not necessarily a picture of themselves, it can be a meme or smtn...

[BOB.C]: 🥲🥲

[Reader]: [Author] u have to get ur shit together man!!! You can't keep pulling stuff like this!!! 

[Author]: I know, I know 😣😣😣

[Reader]: Don't get discouraged tho, this happens to the best of us. Just this morning I skipped breakfast cuz I was too lazy to make anything good.

[Author]: Really🥺 

[Reader]: Absolutely!!! So don't worry bout it just make sure you write a chapter tmr.

[Author]: Bet!!! Thanks for the words of encouragement too!

[Reader]: Don't worry bout it, as a tnx maybe u can create me a character inside the book...

[Author]: Hmmmmm, interesting idead... I'll think abt it.

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[Author] was very much sad over the fact that instead of writing the chapter he had intended, he wrote one about not writing the chapter he had intended. It was almost paradoxical how he didn't write the chapter, only to write a chapter about how he hadn't written the chapter... what a world...

And so, I leave you with one question, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck... What is it? If you guessed that its probably a shifter disguised as a duck trying to get you to lower your guard and reveal your plans of world domination,  you are correct! Stay safe out there.❤

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