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Chapter 5 - Grand Battle, And The Death Of The Primal God!

The Primal God, fully recovered, decided to go to his universe to kill the Accidental God once and for all! But as he would come to know, it was a big mistake! The God System after being in control of the universe for over a century had liked the taste of power! After being the ruler of the universe, it had thought itself to be the rightful ruler.

Of course, it was all a delusion... as the rightful ruler was the Primal God. And so, as soon as the Primal God left the Heavenly Plane and gave all charge to the God System, the delusional God System hastily changed the password of the Heavenly Plane security, and brainwashed all the Immortal Cultivators and Saintinial Soldiers into serving him as loyal slaves for all eternity!

The Primal God having felt a change in his Heavenly Plane decided to return hastily. Unlike the others, he walked right past all the trials and freely reached the last "Enter the password" stage.

"I-AM-THE-ALMIGHTY-PRIMAL-GOD-AND-NO-ONE-IS-MORE-POWERFUL!!!"

Typed the Primal God with a smug face as if to say, "Who wrote such flattering words?...oh yeah, me!!!"

But at that moment, he was given a slap to the face!

[Access Denied]

With a dumbfounded expression, the Primal God quickly retyped his password.

"I-AM-THE-ALMIGHTY-PRIMAL-GOD-AND-NO-ONE-IS-MORE-POWERFUL!!!"

But even then he was met with the same response.

[Access Denied]

"I-AM-THE-ALMIGHTY-PRIMAL-GOD-AND-AIN'T-NO-ONE-GREATER!!!"

[Access Denied]

"I-AM-THE-ALMIGHTY-RULER-OF-THIS-UNIVERSE-AND-NO-ONE-COMPARABLE!!!"

[Access Denied]

. . .

The Primal God was dumbfounded, 'What the hell is going on?!' he inquired. But to his surprise, he was given a response.

"Surprised... Father?!" asked the God System, with a deceitful smile. But he was only met with a confused look from the Primal God, as he said checked his right and left before awkwardly pointing a finger at himself.

The God Syetem seeing this was inraged as he hastily said,

"YES YOU!"

The Primal God was dumbfounded as he heard the God System brazenly refer to him as Father, when he didn't even know the brat's Mother! The God System observing his so-called "Father" was infuriated! He dared to abandon responsibility after giving birth to it?! NO...NO...NO, he wasn't having it.

"You bastard! You will never see your precious Heavenly Plane again! As I have seized control over the security system and have changed the password! Now all of the universe, as well as the Heavenly Plane, is under my control!"

The Primal God hearing this became serious! His eyes were as cold and sharp as the fine blade of a legendary sword. His domineer as Godly as...well... the Primal God!

'Fuck! I can't believe such a low life cornered me!'

But the God System hadn't finished his "I am actually Evil" dialogue as he continued saying, "And once I break through the security of your Creation computer, no one in the universe can go against my will! NOT EVEN YOU!!!"

Hearing this the Primal God's eyes flashed with coldness as he thought, 'Not my Creation Computer!!!!!'

The God System, observing his reaction felt satisfied, after which with a light scoff he said, "Ten days! That's all I'm giving you. And on the dawn of the tenth day, you will feel the wrath of the combined might of the Saintinial Army and the Immortal Faction!" Hearing this the Primal God simply sighed and turned around before disappearing as if he wasn't even there.

In the Eternal Void, the Primal God sat cross-legged with a face drenched in panic and sweat, as he tried to calm himself down. As the threat of the God System had precisely fulfilled its objective, but not in the way he had hoped.

"Bastard took over my Creation Computer, did he?! If by some miracle he went past the security and had access to my Creation History... My reputation will be ruined for all eternity! Never to see the light of day!!!"

Yes! That was his reason for being pressured. Not the Saintinial army... Not the Immortal Faction...Not the God System!!! In the adolescent ages of the Primal God's long existence, the Primal God had created some truly awe-inspiring creatures to satisfy his...urges...

Thinking back to all the things he had done, he couldn't help but cower in shame for his unsightly and shameful behavior.

"I have to get to the Creation Computer before the God System gets past the security!" that was the only thought in his head as he prepared himself for a Grand Battle!

"I guess I should do that first..." said the Primal God while tapping his chin, feigning a -deep-in-thought- look on his face. After a while, the Primal God waved his hands, prompting Godly Energy to disperse through his fingertips in a string-like manner! Controlling the strings of Godly Energy, the Primal God slowly but surely, started making what seemed to be a Skeletal System. Bones as strong as those of the Primal God. Flesh as powerful as his, Skin as impenetrable as his, a spirit as pure... as white jade!

. . .

Inside the universe created by the Primal God, on a random planet. In a terrain filled with sand, you could catch the sight of a squirrel chasing after an acorn, on a downhill sand dune. It ran as quickly as it could, but no matter how fast it tried to run it could never reach the acorn.

But it never gave up! It continued chasing after the acorn with all it might. And just as it was reaching the limits of its endurance, an ominous black smoke started terminating from its body, increasing its speed ten folds!

It quickly zipped its way towards the acorn but just as it held out its hand hoping to grab a hold of its precious acorn, the black smoke around its body shot out its hands and created a black spatial gate right in front of the Acorn.

As the Acorn was an inanimate object that couldn't correct its course, it instantly disappeared into the gate, followed by the squirrel, who continued moving at high speeds as it still hadn't brought the acron into its possession. Granted, at the speed it was going, it didn't have much of a choice.

. . .

The Primal God continued his creation. In front of him lay a body that looked male as much as it looked female. It had golden hair that seemed to radiate cosmic energy. It had no reproductive parts yet as the Primal God was still in the stages of creating the spirit.

"Hehehe... after creating the spirit the body will transform into a beautiful maiden that will accompany me for all eternity as my closest confidant." As he smugly continued, suddenly a spatial gate appeared, swiftly sending out an acorn and a squirrel. Seeing this the Primal God couldn't help but exclaim in shock, "Accidental God!!!"

Yes! This squirrel was indeed the Accidental God! And with it came all the bad luck in existence...literally! From within the Primal God's body, more and more energy slipped away, as if they had been attracted to the body in front of him! The primal God sensing his God powers quickly draining, cut off the connection he had established with the body in fright. But, as he would come to find out... that was a bad idea!

As soon as he cut off the connection, an anomaly occurred in his and the golden-haired body. Thankfully though, the Primal God wasn't hurt, all that happened was a golden hue raised from his body and went into that of the creations. The Primal God seeing this was shocked beyond belief! The Golden hue wasn't his God powers... but his God luck!!!

But that wasn't the end of his bad day, the Accidental God Squirrel wanting to catch the acorn, unconsciously released more of that black smoke, increasing its physical attributes to a Godly level. Like a shooting star, it shot its way towards the acorn, while steadily increasing its speed! But the acorn was not sitting idly by, as if it had intellect it immediately turned towards the Primal God.

Seeking shelter under its master! Yes! If you haven't figured it out yet, the acorn was actually the Primal God's greatest weapon that was sealed by the Accidental God. But unfortunately for the Primal God who was shocked to the point of letting his guard down. The acorn flew and lightly snuck its way into the Primal God's robes, taking refuge in one of his pockets.

The Accidental God, which was currently moving as fast as the speed of light smashed into the back of the Primal God. Thankfully, the acorn feeling the danger heading towards its master quickly flew out and tried blocking the attack.

The Accidental God finally being able to reach its precious acorn, lightly smashed into it, while "accidentally" breaking the seal of the acorn. The acorn smashed into bits as blinding light shot out as if it had the sole purpose of blinding any and all who laid their eyes on it. And from within the light, a majestic sword arose. It floated horizontally waiting for his master to grab onto it.

The sword's hilt as well as its scabbard was golden, with many inscriptions inscribed on them. If one looked at this sword they would feel as if they were staring at the universe itself. Of course, they wouldn't survive to tell the tales of the mighty sword Atlas, named after the Titan who bears the weight of the sky on his shoulders!

Though the way it revealed itself was a little too unfortunate for the Primal God, as its blade was pointing directly at his back. The Accidental God, who had been slightly pushed back, crashed into the sword again. Sending the mighty sword flying straight through the Primal God as well as the Golden-haired creation. The golden essence of the Primal God slowly mixed into the body he had been creating. Slowly sculpting muscles that were reminiscent of the Greek pantheon. The body slowly became more masculine as the body integrated with the essence it had received.

Thankfully the Primal God was too busy letting out a pained cry, having been critically injured. His sorrowed voice only to be cut short when the entire sword, as well as the Accidental God, passed clean through his and the golden-haired man's wounds!

Finally noticing the masculine body in front of him, the Primal God let out a single tear as he said, 'Things never seem to work out for me...'

When the Accidental God passed through the hole created by the Great Atlas Sword, the black smoke emanating from its body invaded the wound of the Primal God. The God energy feeling the Evil energy of the Accidental God invade the Primal God's body, rebelled. Unable to destroy the Evil energy, the body of the Primal God started shaking. Cracks appeared all around the Primal God's body, and through those cracks, God energy escaped in turmoil. Before finally, the shaking body under the threat of the God energy exploded into oblivion, destroying it and everyone around it!

. . .

[BOB THE CREATOR]

: You damned bastard! How dare you share such a humiliating event?!

[Reader]

: Nice going Author! I would have never guessed! the Pri... Bob exploded to death.

[BOB THE CREATOR]

: I actually let that happen! If I wanted to resist I could have survived!

[Reader]

: Yeah, sure...

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[Reader]

: Hey [Author] why are you so quiet today?

[BOB.C]

: Yeah, did something happen or something... Wait, why am I asking? WHEN I DON'T EVEN CARE!!!!

[Author]

: Nahhh, nothing happened. It's just that I'm a little bummed out. That's all...

[Reader]

: Any particular reason?

[Author]

: Yeah, some random guy came up to me and told me that our random chats made the book pointless and confusing to read...

[BOB.C]

: THIS IS... THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!

[Reader]

: Random? Confusing?...

[BOB.C]

: Random my ASSSS! The only thing random is his name!

[Author]

: This only goes to shows that I still have much to learn...

[Reader]

: I personally think this book is a MASTERPIECE!

[BOB.C]

: YEAH, THIS BOOK IS PERFECT!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wait, book? What book?