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[Author]: LOL!
[BOB.C]: Fuck you LOLing for?!
[Author]: "Not bad, Not bad... seems like the second chapter of my life is about to begin..." LOLLLLLL!!!!!!*Laughs madly*
[BOB.C]: What, it's true! Yuno and I have been accepted into the Nine Dragon Sect, with her status from here on out, my life is gone be nothing but smooth sailing...
[Author]: LOL even more bitch!!!!!!*smashes table continuously with tears in his eyes*
[Reader]: Damn, I almost feel sad for him.
[BOB.C]: Feel sad for yourself, u fucking human bitch.
[Reader]: ... Nah never mind fuck you!
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Getting all their affair in order, Yuno and the teen had been escorted to the royal carriages under the wonderous gaze of the townspeople. The teen looking at the kids that had once bullied him and the shopkeeper he stole from, smiled evilly, sending shivers down their spines. But if he took revenge against these weaklings then it would hurt his ever-so-declining pride. With a scoff, he turned his head in disdain. Seeing the teen's antics, the townspeople couldn't help but get mad. But what were they gonna do about it? This little cunt had managed to enter the Nine Dragon Sect! Although it was hard to believe, they had to swallow that hard fact due to the Sect uniform he had been wearing.
Seeing the people getting mad, the teen puffed out his chest and smirked. His expression revealed his thoughts.
'What are you going to do about it???'
'I dare any of you motherfuckers to say a word!'
But non spoke! They couldn't! They were just citizens from a dumpster of a planet, but he? He was now a member of the Nine Dragon Sect! His social status had completely changed!
Seeing how the teen was getting arrogant, Yuno pinched his waist almost making him wail out in pain.
"The fuck Yuno!! That hurts!!!! Did you forget that you have advanced in your body refinement, while I haven't even reached the first level?!!!"
Hearing the teen Yuno rolled her eyes as she whispered, "You know, once we get to the Sect you're probably going to make it into the first stage of cultivation. Are you excited?"
The teen smiled sheepishly as he turned his head in embarrassment. Although what Yuno said was true, only he knew that he had zero talent for cultivation. Literally ZERO! Celestial energy? What's that?! Qi? The fuuuck you talking about?! He had long since given up on trying to cultivate, cuz he was almost a hundred percent sure that he didn't even have meridians let alone a dantian. Yes, yes he didn't have meridians, and yes he didn't have a dantian, but he was still the Primal God deep, deep, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down inside.
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[Reader]: LOOOOOOOL!!!! How TF are you in a cultivation novel without a fucking dantian?!!!!
[Author]: Ifkr!!! *laughs madly* Wt a fucking loser!!!! *Starts coughing intensely* ... Oh shit think I laughed a little too hard.
[BOB.C]: FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR MOM!!!!
[Reader]: Aye Aye Aye... U can talk about a man's wife, but not his mother!
[Author]: Yea man, that was a low blow. Didn't your parents teach you any manners?
[BOB.C]: NOOO!!! DO YOU KNOW WHY?!!!! SOME STUPID FUCK DECIDED TO MAKE ME AN ORPHAN!!!
[Author]: *oh shit* Ha Ha Ha... Destiny rly is a dick huh...
[BOB.C]: *Stares blankly at the screen*
[Reader]: *Stares blankly at the screen*
[Author]: Oh fuck off will ya. I'm trying to write a compelling story alright!
[Reader]: And you made this innocent child an orphan for your own gain!!! How twisted the world has gotten!!!
[Author]: My story, my choice.
[Reader]: Well if y... Wait I just remembered idc,
[BOB.C]: *sadness as tears fall down his face*
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Finally in the carriage, Yuno couldn't contain her excitement. The teen on the other hand had a crestfallen face as he gazed at the town of Sandfell in the distance.
'Damn this [Author]!!!! First, he made me an orphan! Then he dares ask if my parents didn't teach me any manners!!! What about the [Reader], why couldn't he just support me this one time...'
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[Author]: Damn that's sad...
[Reader]: Yeah...
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Yuno looking at his expression couldn't help but say, "You know we can visit anytime we want... So don't be so sad okay?"
Hearing her, the teen smiled as he nodded his head, genuinely happy.
'Even when the world is against me I'll always have her by my side...'
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[Reader]: ... What a corny ass bitch.*said the [Reader] as tears left his eyes*
[Author]: IFKR!!!!*said the [Author] as tears left his eyes*
[BOB.C]: ... Jealous much? *Laughed at the patheticness of the two*
[Author]: Suck ur mom!!!
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Four days had passed since the group had left the town of Sandfell. Although the journey was uneventful, the sight of the ever-changing landscape brought a minimal amount of happiness. Yuno had spent that time diligently cultivating, reaching the peak of the fourth stage of body refinement, bringing another shock to the prince and the red-haired man. The teen on the other hand couldn't care less. Since he already knew the prowess of the Yin-Jade Spirt, this much advancement was within expectation.
As time slowly passed, the group led by an entourage of royal knights slowly made it to their first destination, Earthmire City. It was a large-sized city led by the Price family, with direct connections to the royal line. Looking at the tall defense walls that protected the city, Yuno, and the teen couldn't help but gasp in surprise. The defense wall seemed to emanate faint pressure. From what could be gleaned from sight alone, the defense wall was made with nothing but large square bricks. But everyone knew that it hid many secrets.
Slowly entering through the gates, Yuno and the teen were left flabbergasted! The interior of the city was almost like a whole different world, compared to the town of Sandfell that is. Just comparing the size alone, Earthmire City could fit up to five towns the size of Sandfell! But that wasn't the only difference! The people, the infrastructure, the technology, and even the density of celestial energy were on a whole different level!
The infrastructure was something out of a futuristic anime movie. The buildings were traditional Siheyuan buildings with Xieshan-styled roofs giving off an elegant temperament. But the technological advances had added a unique flavor.
Many people could be seen flying through the air either on flying swords, aircrafts, or even flying beasts! On the ground, many were traveling on carriages that sometimes, transformed into aircrafts that soared through the air. Some were traveling on various beasts, from horse-like to large lizards to weird flowers to even fierce-looking wolves! The sheer amount of diversity they saw was enough for them to tell their children about for many, many years.
Eager to explore the city, Yuno, and the teen stuck their heads outside the window of the carriage. Uncaring to the odd gazes of the bystanders.
Although they had entered rather normally, the entourage of royal knights and the fancy carriages didn't fool anyone. Murmures spread as people started gossiping about the arrival of the royals.
Uncaring for the hums, the carriages went forward straight to the center of the city. After arriving at the center of the city, they were met with another wall, but this one was made from a material that almost seemed like obsidian. After arriving at the gates of the wall, they were greeted by the city lord and his family.
The city lord was named Zachary Price. He was aged around his early thirties with dark red hair that made it seem as if he used blood to dye it. He was of medium stature, with a physique that leaned to the slim side. His complexion was sharp and handsome, well suited to his stature.
His wife was named Elizabeth Price. She had pitch-black curly hair that flowed down onto her slightly broad shoulders. Her skin was slightly tan, making her complexion even more enticing. Her eyebrows were silky smooth with a slightly downward arch that invited onlookers to gaze upon her dark amber eyes. Her eyelids were decorated with slightly longer eyelashes that could make the will of even the strongest warrior waver.
She had a straight nose that led towards her plump pink lips. Her smooth cheeks daring any onlooker to take a bite. Her neck was thin and smooth, leading to her ample bosom that would catch the eyes of anyone. Her waist was thin until it entered the hip region. And oh my, it wasn't thin anymore. Her thicc ass was supported by her long slender legs, which sustained the law of perfect ass-to-thigh ratio. But all these were through the foresight of the mighty [Author], as her alluring body had been draped in a yellow flowy dress.
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[Reader]: God damn man wtf was that!!! U went god mode when describing the man's wife.
[BOB.C]: Broooooo, u read it... I saw her with my eyesssss!!!! U don't understand she is a different type of beauty.⠀⠀
[Author]: Thanks, thanks..... Btw im done for the day, IDK how imma top that...
[Reader]: Fair enough, god-tier writing deserves god-tier patience from the two million readers.