The night had passed by as the dark sky gradually brightened up. The teen slowly awoke from his slumber, rubbing his eyes in a lazy manner.
"I hope there's some food."
The teen stood up as he lightly stretched, relieving the light tension that had built up while sleeping. After that, he went out of his room where he saw Yuno placing a plate of steamed potatoes with some bread slices.
Yuno seeing the teen said, "You've finally woken up. Here have some food, this was all I could get from the shelter. Seems like nowadays potatoes and bread are all they have..."
The teen looked at the plate without a hint of sadness, "Nah, it's no problem. I've grown to love these earthly meals."
Hearing the teen Yuno couldn't help but laugh. She was all too familiar with his way of speech as he always thought of himself as the Primal God. Although she had told him to stop saying these things, they were all in vain as he never listened.
Thinking about it, she was pretty sure the reason he had such a low aptitude for cultivation was because of his arrogant words angering some god. But since she couldn't change anything she sighed as she thought about other matters.
"Did you hear? A royal would be passing through this shitty town." said the teen as he began eating his breakfast.
"Yea, they said the royal would arrive after an hour or two."
But hearing that the teen said nothing as he was deep in thought, 'MOTHER FUCKER WANTS TO TAKE MY MC TITLE?! I'LL FUCKING KILL THAT BASTARD!!!'
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[Reader]
: Oh STFU, you petty bastard!
[BOB THE CREATOR]
: What did you say, you puny mortal!
[Author]
: Yea, as the [Reader] said, don't be a fucking bitch you little shit!
[BOB THE CREATOR]
: Hey don't forget, you are the one who decided to write this stupid book! I never agreed to be in it, aight! So either make me the mc again or stop the book!
[Author]
: Oh? Stop the book you say? I was about to write a serious-ish chapter but I think we should have a flashback chapter...
[BOB THE CREATOR]
: Flashback? Flashback about what!
[Author]
: You'll see soon enough!
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Yuno not getting an answer left what she was doing to get some water for the teen. After a few seconds, she returned back with a pot of water. But before she could get to the teen she tripped! The pot of water was sent flying, its contents flying towards her as if possessed!
"AAAAAhhh!", feeling the cold water all over her body she couldn't help but let out a cry. The teen hearing her cry was knocked out of his daze as he turned towards her. But what he saw had him dazed even more. Yuno was sitting on the ground, her clothes wet all over and stuck to her, showing off her plump bosom and her exquisite curves! And due to the thinness of her wears, you could even vaguely see through them!
Seeing Yuno like that, the teen couldn't help but blush as blood slowly trickled down his nostrils.
'Brings back memories...' thought the teen as he reminisced about his adolescent God years. Especially that one time with the tenticl...
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[BOB THE CREATOR]
: WOW! WOW! WOW! Dude chill! I swear on my name that I would never complain again!!!
[Author]
: Whatever do you mean? It's just a simple flashback, why get so scared? *Laughs menacingly*
[Reader]
: Exactly, why get so scared? *Laughs evilly*
[BOB THE CREATOR]
: ITS NOTHING! I SWEAR ITS NOTHING! PLEASE LORD MASTER! FORGIVE THE INSOLENCE OF THIS LOWLY ONE, AND SHOW THE WORLD YOUR INFINITE CHARITY!!!
[Reader]
: I can't stop laughing!!!*slams fist on the table*
[AUTHOR]
: Since your bitching like a filler villain that had just gotten his ass kicked when trying to kill the mc, I'll spare you. JUST. THIS. ONCE!!!
[BOB THE CREATOR]
: THANK YOU, GREAT LORD! YOUR KINDNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!
[Reader]
: SHIT, I STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!*slams fist on the table some more*
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The teen, after almost having his darkest secrets revealed was pale ashen! With a vengeful spirit, he thought, 'I'll repay this debt a thousand times!!!'
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[Author]
: Did you say something?*DEATH STARE*
[BOB THE CREATOR]
: NOTHING! Just thought I'll repay your kindness a thousandfold!
[Author]
: Mehemmmm...
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After the accident with Yuno, the teen didn't dare say nor think anything bad as he could feel his Primal God reputation hang on the thinnest of threads! After Yuno changed her clothes, the teen had finished his breakfast. And so they quickly left the rundown apartment, hoping to catch a glimpse of the royal.
The town was decorated with festival decorations, as the townspeople were anxiously waiting for the arrival of the royals. The atmosphere was tense as almost all the people in the town had never seen a royal before. Just as the teen and Yuno arrived at the town center, the town chief stood atop a makeshift podium, with a floating amplifier, as he said, "Citizens of Sandfell, today one of the royals is going to pass and possibly stay at our humble town!"
Hearing that the royal might stay in their town, the citizens were ecstatic! Having one of the royals pass through their town was a miracle on its own, but they might even stay there?! This is an honor most people won't ever experience! And yet this insignificantly small town would be graced with it! It brought honor not only to the townspeople but also to their ancestors!
"I can't believe a royal might stay in our town!", said Yuno while excitement filled her being. But the teen on the other hand was more perplexed than excited.
"Why the fuck would a royal pass through our town?!" But before he could think further, the town chief sounded again.
"The royal will be arriving in the next thirty minutes! So everyone put on your happiest smiles as you receive them!!!"
With that, the tense atmosphere changed into that of excitement and cheers. The minutes slowly passed by, but the further they went, the slower it seemed. Finally, when there were around seven minutes left, the light sounds of horses trotting could be heard. As the time slowly passed, the louder the sounds got. Finally, the sounds completely stopped, followed by the gate of Sandfell opening.
After opening the gate, the guards loudly announced,
"The third prince of the Skunder kingdom has arrived!!!"
Cheers erupted as mighty royal knights slowly made their way followed by carriages decorated with the most graceful and awe-inspiring peacocks. One of the carriages was even more impressive than the others, as it was made of gold and many precious materials. From within the carriage, a handsome young man could be seen. He seemed to be in his late teen years. He had medium-length black hair. His features were sharp and an aura of royalty could be felt from him. His eyes dim, aiding their dark purple color making them look even more mysterious.
The girls of Sandfell seeing his grandeur, couldn't help but let out screams of passion as some even confessed their love to him, which was weird as it was the first time they saw him... but this is the world of cultivation where people could move mountains with a thought and the seas with a wave, so I guess it seems normal enough.
From inside the prince's carriage, a middle-aged man with bright red hair and an immeasurable visage, lightly laughed as he said, "Seems like the charm of the prince is ever so present..."
Hearing the middle-aged man, the prince scoffed as he said, "It's not as wonderful as you think. Looks are nothing without personality, and I fear these girls would rather make love to me than actually know me."
The middle-aged man hearing him laughed loudly as he looked at the prince with wonder and jealousy.
"If I had look's as good as yours, my bed would always be warm! I don't understand why you aren't taking advantage of these stupid girls!"
The eyes of the prince flashed as he lightly said,
"Doesn't that still holds true with your current position as the leader of the Nine Dragon Sect? Never mind, people as shallow as you would never understand the intricacies of life and so-called morals!"
Hearing the disdainful tone in the prince's voice, the sect leader laughed. Although the prince had said his piece, at the end of the day they needed each other for benefits. So no matter how high the prince's morals were, it wouldn't matter.
"If so then let's get back to the point, are you certain that the divination foretold the appearance of the Yin-Jade Spirit in this shitty town?"
The prince hearing the mention of the Yin-Jade Spirit turned serious as he said,
"Although the divination didn't specify the person, it told of the Yin-Jade Spirit being born in Sandfell. And that's not all, it also told of the birth of two powerful treasures. One being demonic, the other being holy. As per our agreement, you are free to take the Yin-Jade Spirit and the demonic treasure and I take the holy treasure."
Although it seemed as if it was an unfair deal, the sect leader knew he was on the losing end. As the holy treasure was realms above that of the demonic one. But the Yin-Jade spirit made up for that gap.
'I wonder what that holy treasure is though...'
Just as the sect leader was about to give a reply, something caught his attention. After further investigation, he laughed loudly as he said,
"Do you sense it? The aura of the Yin-Jade Spirit is near!"