[Author]
: So you are able to talk to us because you are the so-called "Primal God"?
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: What do you mean so-called? Haven't you been paying attention to the previous two chapters? My name is The Primal God!
[Reader]
: Wait, your name is The Primal God!? I thought it was a title or something, how can someone willingly name themselves The Primal God!!!
[Author]
: I fucking know right!!!,😂😂😂😂😂, what idiot came up with that stupid name😂😂? But just think for a minute. How could someone wake up in the morning and look in the mirror while saying, I am The Primal God!!!😂😂😂😂
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: You bastards!!! This name was actually given to me by the lower life forms I created! And almost all the life forms agreed that it was a suitable name for my mighty self!
[Reader]
: *Chuckles Ominously*
[Author]
: *Chuckles Ominously*
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: *Why do I feel distressed for no reason? I have a bad premonition!*
[Reader]
: Reply to [I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]: Did you say the lower life forms you created were the ones who gave you the name?
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Yes...😤😤😤
[Reader]
: Shall I do it or will you?
[Author]
: Since I'm the Author, then I guess I'll have to do the honors.😈😈😈😈
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: What honors?! What are you going to do?!😨😨😨
[Author]
: You said you were given your name by the life forms you created, yes?
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Yes...
[Author]
: Can you tell me when you were given this name?
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: It's hard to say, as I created life after a long while of living.😏😏
[Author]
: So are you saying, the life forms gave you this name right after you created them?
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: That's correct...😓😓
[Author]
: How long have you existed for?
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Long before the creation of this universe...
[Author]
: Do you see yourself as an Almighty being?
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Of course, I do! Do you think it was easy creating a universe from scratch?
[Author]
: For an Almighty being like you, of course, it was!
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: HAHAHA!!! You're right!😁😁😁
[Author]
: I rest my case.
[Reader]
: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏. That was beautifully done, Author. So beautiful in fact it brought tears to my eyes, 😭😭😭😭. You have undeniably proven the defendant gave the name "The Primal God" to himself.
[Author]
: Thank you. Thank you. To be honest, it was easy, I felt as if I was taking candy from a baby...
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF are you bastards saying?! And [Author] did you just call me a baby?! ...PS I didn't give that name to myself, 😁😁😁.
[Author]
: [Reader] I'll leave the explanation to you.
[Reader]
: It would be my honor... Wait, you left me this because you couldn't be helped to explain it to a dunce, didn't you?! You lazy bastard!
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: I'm still here you BASTARDS!!!
[Author]
: Jesus Christ! Just explain already. I'm afraid with the way things are going there won't be a third chapter if the word count is filled with the chat!
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Don't ignore me, you bastards!
[Reader]
: Replay to [Author]: Fine! But you better blow me away with the fourth chapter!
: Listen up, you dunce! The questions he asked you were the key points that led to your downfall. The first question being if you were given your name by the life forms you created. You answered yes. Now take a look at the third question. It states whether they gave you your name right after being created, to which you also answered yes. Now I'm no scientist but I'm pretty sure organisms needed a long ass time before their thought process could develop enough to grasp the complex nature of language. But it's no problem, as you are a god let's just say you could have speeded up their evolution.
Now, look at the fifth question. It states if you see yourself as an Almighty Being, to which you proudly answered yes. Now I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure the pride of an Almighty Being wouldn't allow you to accept a name from such life forms.
Now, if you still deny your actions then no one can help you!
[Author]
: Holy shit! That was perfect!
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: ...😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭! What did you expect me to do?! I couldn't live all those years without a name! I mean, I could... but why would I?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
[Author]
: Don't worry my friend! We will give you a new name!
[Reader]
: Yes! Don't worry! I actually have the perfect name in mind.
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: OOhhhhh, you guys... Wait why would I accept a name from, you filth?!
[Author]
: Replay to [Reader]: really, me too!
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Don't ignore me! I will not accept name from puny... what species are you again?
[Author]
: Human.
[Reader]
: Human.
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Thanks. As I was saying, I will not accept a name from puny Humans!
[Reader]
: Relax... The name I have chosen is actually the name of a very powerful being from my world. It was said that he could create, build, or FIX anything!
[Author]
: Wow it can't be!!!
[Reader]
: His name is... BOB THE BUILDER!!!!!!!!!!!! But since you are a true god/ and due to copyright reasons, you shall be BOB THE CREATOR!!!!
[Author]
: That was exactly what I was gonna say!!!
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Did you not hear what I said?! I said I won't accept a name from the likes of YOUUUUUUUUU!!!
[Reader]
: Reply to [Author]: Then I guess it's decided!
[I AM THE PRIMAL GOD]
: Nothing is decided! And don't ignore me!!!
[Author]
: Reply to [Reader]: I guess it is.
[BOB THE CREATOR]
: I said, I won't accep... Wait, why did my name on the chat change?
[Author]
: *Laughs loudly*
[Reader]
: *Laughs madly*
[BOB THE CREATOR]
: NO! NO! NO! HELL NO! HELL TO THE NO NO NOOOOOOO! NO! NOPE!