*knock knock knock* [Who could that be? I didn't order anything.] A fat tub of lard stumbles to his feet from where he was lying in front of his computer.
[Oops, almost forgot to blank my screen. Don't want a stranger seeing my secret collection.] He lies back down to blank his computer but gets distracted by a pair of bouncy bounces and forgets about answering the door.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* "Alright! I'm coming!" The knocking comes again louder. It almost sounds like they want to beat down the door. [It's not the FBI, right!? I'm sure I used incognito mode whenever I watched loli hentai.] The pale NEET staggers back to his feet again, sweating a bit from the exertion, and finally makes it to the door.
"Yes?" The otaku squints against the glare of the bright noonday sun as he opens the door.
*Yawn* A loud yawn draws his attention downward just in time to see a flash of pink and black before whoever was pounding on his door shoves him aside and enters, closing the door behind them.
"Hey!" The apartment owner shouts as he unceremoniously falls to the ground. In the light of the one bare bulb in his dirty apartment, he sees a little girl with long doe brown hair wearing fluffy pink bunny jammies and holding a worn-out pink bunny rabbit that looked like she might fall asleep at any moment. She looked like an absolutely adorable little angel. That is, if it hadn't been for the matt black horns spiraling up from her temples that gave an untouchable and terrifying aura to her pure, delicate doll-like features.
"Who…?" he starts to ask his uninvited guest, who is just standing there inspecting his room, but before he can finish, she nods, turns to him, and gives him a sleepy smile that would have turned him to jelly. If it wasn't for those damn horns. They terrified him.
*Yawn* "You're just the kind of person I've been looking for. NEETs make the best isekai protagonists. My name is Susie, I'm the archdemon of sloth, and I have run out of isekai anime to watch. So I'm going to create my own IRL isekai, and you're going to be the main character." The NEET in question just sits there on the ground with his mouth hanging open as he stares at this strange little girl and wonders if he should call the police or an ambulance to take this loli back to whatever institution she had escaped from.
"It's true." The 'archdemon' loli pouts, perhaps seeing the doubt written all over his face or maybe reading his mind. "Fine, I'll prove it!" With a snap of her fingers, a flame burst into life before the antisocial virgin and disappears just as fast, leaving behind a ravishing beauty wearing nothing but a few scraps of black latex that must have been taped to her snow-white skin to stay on, concealing only her most precious parts, curved rams horns growing from her waist-length midnight black hair, and a thin spade tail tipped swaying seductively behind her. A succubus! Every hormonal teenage boy's wet dream! Alive and in the flesh, right in front of him.
*TeeHee~* the succubus giggled as she leaned forward to give him a better view of her swaying orbs and traced her long blood-red nails across his face. "So juicy." She whispered as her bright red tongue flicked out to lick her cherry pink lips. She looked like she was ready to eat him alive.
"Ok, Ok! I believe you now! Just don't hurt me!" He started to panic as some rational part of his lust addled mind remembered the stories about succubi sucking men dry of their souls as well as their semen. However, Susie didn't answer. The archdemon of sloth had curled up on top of her bunny plushy that had expanded to the size capable of accommodating her and fallen asleep on its fluffy tummy.
"Don't worry, big boy. Big sister will take veeerrry good care of you. Just relax." The succubus purred into his ear as she straddled his waist, pinning him to the ground.
*Whimper* [So this is how I lose my virginity, getting raped by a demoness. Goodbye by my dream of sagehood *sob*] The fatso whimpered pitifully as his gorgeous assailant ripped his greasy tracksuit off him and proceeded to devour him, body and soul.
--- 36 hours later ---
*Yawn* "That was a good nap. Now, where were we?" The brown-haired archdemon stretched her thin pale white limbs as she yawned and rolled to her feet. Looking around the apartment, she found the succubus she had summoned had already returned to the Underworld, leaving her target alive but dazed and looking like he had lost about 90 kg.
"Hey, are you paying attention! Nobody gets to sleep while I'm awake! Bun-Bun, sic 'em!" The rabbit plushy that was twice the size of a full-grown human suddenly stood up and waddled over to the drained otaku. Picking him up by his ankle, the overgrown bunny dangled him in the air in front of its master. When he still didn't wake up, it proceeded to slap his face repeatedly.
*pa pa pa pa* "I'm awake! I'm awake! I'm sorry! Please stop hitting me!" The spineless NEET wailed in pain as his face was battered by the plush paws of the toy rabbit.
"Good!" Susie nodded in approval as her guardian bunny dropped the otaku on his head. "Now, as I was saying, I'm bored, so I'm going to isekai you into another world for my entertainment. I like long-running series, so I'll start by granting you eternal youth and let you pick a few other cheats. I'm not sure what kind of isekai I'm in the mood for, so you can decide all the details. After extracting 30 for the eternal youth power, I'll give you 70 isekai points to spend as you wish. Here is the list. I made a soul in the underworld named TokHaar Gol organize it for me in exchange for a reduced sentence. *Yawn* wake me when you have made your decision." With that, she plopped back down on the fluffy tummy of her cuddly killer rabbit and was sound asleep.
Hiro looked back and forth between the sleeping demoness and the scroll she had tossed for several minutes before deciding he should open it. The first thing he saw was the title 'Overpowered Isekai', giving him a bit of hope that this crazy day might not turn out so bad after all.
[If I'm an overpowered existence, then it might not be so bad. I could have an easy life face slapping young masters and bedding beautiful women.] He drooled at the thought. While getting r*ped by a succubus might not have been his ideal way of losing his virginity and wizard status, he had enjoyed it, well, parts of it at least.
[I may have a trauma towards whips now.] He shuddered and focused back on the scroll to distract himself. The scroll was divided into five sections; Perks, World, Start Location, Powers, Drawbacks. Each gave him options to choose that would cost him Isekai points except the Drawbacks section, which would give him additional points. The Perk section gave him starting options like New You, Preparation, Companion, and Waifu.
[OOH, I can take waifu multiple times, and they will be my ideal woman in body and personality. BOOYAH!]
The World section let him choose what kind of world he would be isekaied into. Such as a classic fantasy world, a futuristic technology world, a modern superhero world, or a world ruled by a tyrannical dictator that rations magic.
[Meh. I'll just roll a 1D8 all of these options look good]
The Starting Location section lets you choose where exactly you wanted to start in your new world. You could arrive as a summons from a ritual, in prison, or be reborn as a baby and time skip to any age you wanted so you didn't have to go through being a baby again, but could still have a family.
[Hmm. I think I'll choose Wilderness; with my world knowledge upgraded to encyclopedic, I should be able to gather some valuable resources that I can sell to make a living when I reach a town, and I'll have somewhere safe to get used to this world and retreat to if things get nasty. To make sure, let's go ahead and by the extra two points to let me choose the specific environment to ensure that I'll find valuable resources and won't be in too much danger.]
The Power section is where things started getting expensive. Twenty points for Magic Affinity to make you a magic genius. Ten points for Slave Crest that could make anyone your obedient slave. Four points for Rule of Cool to allow you to ignore the laws of physics as long as it was to act cool. There were simply too many choices, each one better than the last.
[Got to have Sexual Prowess, it's a steal at only three points, and another three will let me make my hentai dreams a reality. *HeHe* Just you wait, miss succubus next time we meet it will be you begging for mercy beneath my rod!]
Finally, the Drawback section. Here, one could earn additional points in exchange for some less than desirable traits. These were mostly classic anime cliches like Magic Dunce, Hungry, Rookie, or the catch-all option Anime Quirk. There was even an option called Be the Girl that would turn him into a female or a futanari or Naked Power that would restrict your strength based on how much skin you had covered.
[If I take warmonger and power source, then I'll have enough points for Monster Maker, and I can upgrade it to let me create humanoid monsters too, then I can use my Sexual Prowess to tame them and won't have to worry about loyalty. Hmm… What else?...]
After several hours of going over the scroll and trying to suss out the best combinations, calculating and recalculating the cost and acceptable Drawbacks he could take to maximize his Powers. Hiro had finally made his decision.
"Hey, Susie!" Hiro shouted at the sleeping loli, forgetting that she was an archdemon in his excitement, "I've made my choices! Isekai me already!"
"Be quiet." Susie murmured sleepily.
*Wham* With a wave of her dainty little hand, she telekinetically threw him across the room to slam into the wall. Hiro slowly slid to the ground leaving a man-shaped imprint in the wall as he slumped to the ground unconscious.
--- 40 hours later ---
*Pa pa pa pa pa* Hiro was awakened once again by the soft pads of a fluffy bunny slapping him as he hung upside down suspended by his ankle.
"Good, you're finally awake." The demonic horned loli said with an angelic smile on her sleepy face. "So, have you made your decision?"
The hanging otaku could only nod his head in agreement, his face too swollen by the rabbit beating he had received to speak at the moment.
"Excellent!" Susie clapped her hands in glee, her ruby red eyes sparkling like gems with excitement. "What are they?"
"Uh. Whel. Ih" Hiro struggled to get the words out around his fat lips at first, but after some struggles, he was finally able to answer the bubbly archdemon of sloth.