*Umu umu* "So for perks, you want to ditch your fat ugly otaku NEET body for a new one, and you want it to look like Vergil from Devil May Cry. Nice choice, the guy's my bow, and you are trash even compared to normal humans. If you went to another world looking like that, you might just get mistaken for a monster and killed. *Haha* You also want world knowledge, and you want it upgraded to Encyclopedic Knowledge, and you want the legendary starting gear. With a bow for your weapon? Lame! Why are you wasting your points on such mundane practical stuff? Where's the romance of mystery and adventure!? Starting from zero and climbing to hero!? *Haaaa* At least you didn't go all virgin on me and didn't choose a waifu. Waifus Are Life! And two waifus are a better life. What were your specifications for them again, exactly?"
"I want one to look like Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail, and I want her to have a kind and caring personality with a strong protective streak so she will take care of me and protect me."
*Pff* "Wimp." Susie snickered. Hiro pointedly ignored her sarcastic diss.
"Her weapon form can be that of a katana. I want the other to look like Nagao Kagetora from FGO, and I want her to have a hot-blooded personality that loves to fight both on the battlefield and in bed. Her weapon form should be her seven-branched spear. Oh, and both should have the fighting skills of their lookalikes.
*Hmm* "Your waifu's skills aren't mentioned in the Perk, but I guess I can throw that in since it goes with their personalities."
"Thanks for the freebie." Susie's small smirk went unnoticed by Hiro in his enthusiasm.
"That takes care of Perks. Rolling for World!" the loli squealed as she tossed a 1D8 dice into the air. "A two, that means you're going to Kamitsuki. A Japanese fantasy world rather than the classic European version with spirits and Yokai and Mortals like Humans, Oni, Kitsune, Neko, Usagi, and Orochi living in not so much harmony."
"Nice." Hiro fist-pumped at the result.
"Then starting location. Do you still want to go with a specific wilderness environment of your choice since you're going to Kamitsuki?"
"Yes." Hiro nodded, "Put me in a forest with lots of valuable herbs and close to a mineral-rich mountain range. Preferably one that doesn't have too many or too powerful monsters that will want to eat me and my waifus."
"Ugh, when you put it that way, I feel like this choice should cost more than just two points. That's really specific. Do you have any idea how hard I'm going to have to work to find such a place?" The archdemon of sloth complained. "Now the good stuff. Comedy Troupes!"
"Wait. I thought Powers was next? After that was Drawbacks. I don't remember anything about Comedy Troupes."
Susie waved her pale hand dismissively in the air. "You say drawbacks. I say high-quality entertainment. And how am I supposed to know if you have the points to buy all the Powers you want if I don't know what Comedy Troupes you have chosen."
"Umm. Ok. I guess. I chose Warmonger, Part-timer, Power Source, Hungry, Mysterious Stranger, Erotic Nosebleed, Move Shouting, and Hell Cooking for the Anime Quirk, and an Elemental Alignment to Earth."
*Umu Umu* "Very nice." Susie nods sagely at his choices as she tries to hide the mischievous smirk growing on her face. [This is going to be good. So many Comedy Troupes! He'll never have a peaceful day.] "And what have you chosen for your Power Source Item?"
Hiro holds up a paper mache replica of Lucina from Fire Emblem Awakening's mask. "Can you give me a mask that looks like this, only it's made of metal and is black with red trim instead of blue with gold trim?"
"Sure. I'll have a demon smith throw something together and send it to you once you arrive. So then, taking away the 22 points you spent on perks and the 4 points you spent on your starting location, that leaves you with 44 points from your initial total. Then adding the points you've greedily acquired by taking far too many Comedy Troupes *chuckle*, you now have 100 isekai points to spend on powers. Damn, that's a lot!"
Hiro grins at her retort to his obsessive collection of points and rubs his hands together in excitement. "I choose both upgrades for Swift Learning and Razor Trail. The upgraded Infinite Mana, Monster Maker, Accelerate, Instant Mastery, and Sexual Prowess. And finally, Energy Barrier with the Reflective Barrier upgrade."
*Umu Umu* "That's 100 points exactly. You're zeroed out, and my work is finally done!" Susie cheers and tosses the scroll with his choices noted down into the air. "Who knew creating an IRL isekai could be this much work. *Yawn* Well, off you go. I'll get someone to grant you your requests while you're in limbo. Now be sure to live a fun and entertaining life for me." The archdemon of sloth cheerfully waves goodbye to Hiro with one hand and covers her yawn with the other.
[Maybe demons aren't so bad after all] Hiro speculates as his vision starts fading.
"Or Else." the demoness adds on at the very end just before Hiro's vision goes black with a sadistic toothy smile on her face.
[Nope. Demons are dangerous and evil. Definitely cute and evil. I mean, dangerously adorable. I mean dangerous and evil!] Hiro vigorously shakes his head to clear it of any naive thoughts about demons being nice as his consciousness falls through limbo towards the world of Kamitsuki.
*Boiyo* [So soft] *Boiyo* The next thing Hiro felt was his head resting on something impossibly soft that made him want to nuzzle deeper into it. So he did, and as he buried his head between the two warm pillows, they let out a delicate sweet scent that reminded him of spring.
*Ara Ara* "Are you finally awake, Darling" A gentle warm voice giggled above him. Hiro bolted awake and upright at the dreaded "ara ara" and frantically looked around.
Trees and bushes as far as the eye could see, which wasn't too far considering how dense the brush was. The only break in the wall of green and brown surrounding him was the gorgeous young woman sitting elegantly next to him with her left hand daintily covering her lips to hide the smile he could see dancing in her chocolate brown eyes.
Erza Scarlet. His very own Erza Scarlet. Hiro gulped down his saliva as his eyes scanned every delicious inch of her. 178cm tall with fiery red straight hair that fell gently down to her waist with bangs covering her right eye. Chocolate brown eyes that shone brightly with love and dedication. Healthy, lightly tanned skin. Her toned, mature body that was paradoxically softer than velvet and rippling with elegant muscles simultaneously.
The starting gear she had been outfitted with was her default armor from the final Fairy Tail season. A full set of silvery grey metal armor except for three tantalizing parts. The top of her brasser was open, exposing her bountiful 36D bosom. Her combat skirt, made of four pieces of sturdy leather dyed navy blue, over a pair of black spats that left her luscious thighs exposed over her over-knee greaves. And her lack of any sort of headgear. She also wore a black cape with a gold strip lining the bottom. The entire outfit gave her a valiant yet feminine air that was softened by her caring gaze.
While the sight of his first waifu still enraptured Hiro, and Erza's smile was growing wider and wider as she enjoyed her beloved's attention, a rustling in the brush surrounding them caused them both to turn their attention to a blur of white, black, and red that had just entered their little clearing.
"Excellent, Husband has awakened. I found a cave about two klicks north of here that we can use as shelter." Nagao Kagetora exclaimed as she brushed back her white hood to fully reveal her unique two-tone hair. It was white on outside, black on the inside, and had three black diamonds one on her bangs in the center of her forehead and one on the bangs on either side of the face that hung down to drape across the top of her 34C breasts.
If Erza was a valiant knight, then Kagetora was a graceful samurai dressed standing 167cm in an open white and red kimono with tight black and gold leather armor underneath that covered every part of her body except for her thumbs, her head, and her plump thighs. Her skin was a snowy white that looked even smoother than Erza's, and her eyes were a dazzling gold that shone with passion and mischief in the dim light of the forest.
*Smooch* *Pfffsssss* Kagetora glided over to where Hiro was staring at her in a daze and kissed him on the nose.
*Chichichichi* "I see your nosebleed is as healthy as always, Husband." She snickered as Hiro was pushed back by the force of his nosebleed into Erza's chest.
*Muu* "Don't tease Darling, Kage." Erza pouted and scolded Kagetora as she wrapped Hiro in her arms and pulled him into her chest. It would have been heaven for him, if only it hadn't been the top of her breastplate digging into the back of his neck and the fact his nosebleed was rapidly worsening thanks to the warm, soft pumph he could feel against the back of his head.
*Chechecheche* "Ok. Ok. Come on. Let me show you where we will be staying." Kagetora laughed at Erza and Hiro's reactions and gestured for them to follow her as she disappeared back into the brush. Hiro tried to stand to follow her, but Erza didn't let him and instead picked him up in a princess carry.
"H-Hey! I can walk on my own!" Hiro exclaimed as he struggled in her embrace while blood continued to dribble out of his nose like a leaky faucet.
"Hush!" Erza shot him a disapproving look that stopped his squirming, "You haven't gotten used to your new body yet. It's better if I just carry you. Be patient. It won't take long." Then with a burst of speed, she dashed into the underbrush after the fleeting white blur ahead of them.
A couple of humiliating minutes later, they had arrived at their destination. It was like a scene out of a fairy tale. A towering cliff in the middle of the forest with a raging waterfall cascading down its face into a crystal clear pool of water surrounded by a field of grass and flowers that looked like it had been freshly mowed it was so short, smelled like it too, and the icing on the cake, a deep cave behind the waterfall. The majestic scene was broken only by the line of strung up bloody kameshishi, 2 meters long and 1.5 meter tall boar monsters with hexagon-shaped bone plates on their backs, carcasses, the former residents of the grotto Hiro figured, draining in the trees off to one side a few of which looked like something had been eating them recently.
"Wow!" Hiro murmured as Erza finally let him down, and he started walking around, taking in the picturesque scenery. When he reached the edge of the lake, he looked down and saw that it got deeper as it got closer to the cliff face. So deep that the surface was as still and smooth as glass despite the thundering torrent of water falling into it. In those still waters, he finally got his first look at his new body. Edging over 186cm, a sturdy, muscular frame with a strong face and square jaw, angular Icy blue eyes, slicked back silvery-white hair, and healthy tanned skin, he was quite handsome if he did say so himself. The starter equipment he had been given was Vergil's outfit from DMC5, a long black trench coat with white piping, black fingerless leather gloves, black leather boots, black jeans, dark blue leather shin wraps, and a dark blue leather vest with multiple crisscrossing slanted segments over a black turtleneck sweater. If Erza's katana form turned out to be similar to that of Yamato, he would be indistinguishable from Vergil.
Except for the distinct difference in confidence and overall bearing between the two. While Vergil was proud and decisive, Hiro was timid and hesitant. Even if his outsides had changed, his insides were still the same. But that's why he had chosen Warmonger as his first Drawback. He wanted to change himself, and Warmonger would force him to kill, an experience that a peace-loving modern Japanese citizen like him would never have been able to even contemplate before. If that didn't change him, then he might as well commit suicide.