(From Chapter 17 The Teasing)
Tac Nayn: Big Mouth? Big Mouth? WAKE UP BIG MOUTH!!!
Nyan: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Tac Nayn: For you to wake up!
Nyan: Its 5:00 in the morning.
Tac Nayn: So?
Nyan: You should be in bed.
Tac Nayn: Why?
Nyan: Because you can't be awake at this hour.
Tac Nayn: So I can't use the bathroom then?
Nyan: You can still use the bathroom! Just go to sleep!
Tac Nayn: How?
Nyan: What?
Tac Nayn: How do I go to sleep deaf ears?
Nyan: You know how to sleep!
Tac Nayn: No I don't!
Nyan: Yes you do!
God Nayn wakes up...
God Nayn: Yes I do what?
Nyan: God Nayn? Does Tac Nayn know how to sleep?
God Nayn: No.
Nyan: WHAT! OH COME ON!
God Nayn: I'm going to teach Tac Nayn how to sleep.
Nyan: Whatever.
8:00AM...
Tac Nayn: WAKE UP!
Nyan: Quit screaming!
Tac Nayn: But you acted like you were deaf so...
God Nayn: Are we suppose to be at school?
Tac Nayn: School is closed again.
God Nayn: Yes! Two snow days in a row!
Nyan: But we are running low on snow days!
God Nayn: (mimic's Nyan in a sassy annoying tone)
Nyan: 🌪 😡
Tac Nayn: But Nyan is late for school.
God Nayn: ???
Nyan: Huh?
Tac Nayn: YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL DEAF EARS!!! YOU NEED HEARING AIDS!!!
Nyan: QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
Tac Nayn: You go from having a big mouth, to having a big nose, to being forgetful, to being deaf! You need to see a doctor!
Nyan: No I don't! Besides, didn't you say that school was closed?
Tac Nayn: Yeah. Why? Are you forgetting again?
Nyan: No. So why did you say I was late for school then?
Tac Nayn: Actually you are late for something!
Nyan: What?
God Nayn: There goes the deafness again.
Nyan: I'm asking what I'm late for. I didn't say what because I couldn't hear you.
God Nayn: Oh.
Tac Nayn: Your late for Boot Camp!
Nyan: Boot? Camp? What's Boot Camp?
Tac Nayn: Boy your stupid.
Nyan: 🙄
God Nayn: Its a camp where they take the grounded for life idiots. Once your there, they will be kicking your butt raw with their boot all day! Its mostly a place where you get your butt kicked 24/7.
Nyan: Really? 😨
Tac Nayn: No. Its just for bad idiots like you.
Nyan: Ugh! So why is there a snow day again?
Tac Nayn: You forgot again!? Wow!
Nyan: Stop!
Tac Nayn: When we take you to the doctors, we need to check your ears! Then we go to the head doctor to see why you forget! Plus, we are going somewhere where we can shrink you big nose and mouth!
Nyan: What is this? Teasing day?
Tac Nayn and God Nayn: Yes.
Nyan: Whatever.
God Nayn: So, Tac Nayn?
Tac Nayn: Yes, God Nayn?
God Nayn: Does Nyan shut up at school?
Tac Nayn: No.
Nyan: Hey! I'm quiet at school!
God Nayn: Right.
Nyan: Hm?
Tac Nayn: Great! He's deaf again!
Nyan: NO! I AM NOT DEAF!
God Nayn: Wait! Do big mouth's have brain's?
Tac Nayn: Well... If our mouths don't have brains... OF COURSE NOT! WALKING TALKING MOUTHS HAVE NO BRAIN!
God Nayn: So Nyan has no brain!
Tac Nayn: He's deaf because mouths don't have ears, and have no brains which equals forgetfulness!
Nyan: Can you please quit!?
Tac Nayn: No.
Nyan: Why?
Tac Nayn: I don't know. Figure it out yourself!
Nyan: Whatever.
God Nayn: So, now what?
Tac Nayn: I don't know.
Nyan: God Nayn! Get out of my way!
God Nayn: Why?
Nyan: I'm going outside!
Tac Nayn: Why?
Nyan: Its none of your business!
God Nayn: Why do you need to go outside?
Tac Nayn: Do you want to freeze your butt off? Its -40°F.
Nyan: NO!
God Nayn: Are you going to the bathroom?
Nyan: Yes?
God Nayn: You should just poop on the floor.
Nyan: What is wrong with you?
God Nayn: I don't know. What's wrong with you?
Nyan: Nothing! Hey! Where is it?
Tac Nayn: Where is what?
Nyan: My homework!
Tac Nayn: What homework?
Nyan: Oh! Are you now forgetting after 20 minutes?
Tac Nayn: No. Its just that I don't know what homework assignment you are talking about.
Nyan: You know what it is!
Tac Nayn: Weird. I don't remember getting a homework assignment called You know what it is? Do you God Nayn?
God Nayn: Nope.
Nyan: The homework assignment is not called You know what it is.
Tac Nayn: Then, what is it?
God Nayn: He told you!
Tac Nayn: Really?
Nyan: ???
Tac Nayn: What is it then?
God Nayn: He said that the homework assignment is, "The homework assignment is not called you know what it is.
Tac Nayn: Wow!
Nyan: NO ITS NOT!!!
Tac Nayn: Now he says its called, " NO ITS NOT!!!"
Nyan: Bitch!
God Nayn: Aw! You swore!
Tac Nayn: Nyan, there is no such homework assignment called, "Bitch".
Nyan: FORGET IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!
God Nayn: Whatever. (Eats Nyan's homework)
Tac Nayn: ???