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Chapter 10 - Best Moments #10

(From Chapter 26 Windy Night)

9:35PM...

Tac Nayn: Little B?

Nyan: GO TO SLEEP!

Tac Nayn: I can't!

Nyan: Why not?

Tac Nayn: The fucking wind is annoying me!

Nyan: Aw! Boohoo! Go to sleep big baby!

Tac Nayn: Whatever, weather man!

Nyan: Weather man? How am I a weather man?

Tac Nayn: You are just like a weather man!

Nyan: Really!? πŸ˜€

Tac Nayn: Yeah!

Nyan: πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡

Tac Nayn: Just like the weather man, you don't know your butt from a hole in the ground!

Nyan: 😢 ?!?!?

Tac Nayn: Uh! Is this a hole in the ground? Or is that my butt? Duh!

Nyan: 😠

Tac Nayn: 😼

Nyan: How do weather people not know the difference between their butt and a hole in the ground?

Tac Nayn: Because, weather people today can never get what the weather will be straight!

Nyan: What do you mean?

Tac Nayn: Did you forget? For example, on the Weather Channel, Saturday, it will be cloudy! The next time you see the Weather Channel again, it says it will rain Saturday! Besides, when it comes to thinking about it, your more stupid then the Weather Channel anyway!

Nyan: OH MY GOD!!!

10:00PM...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMARROW!?!?

Tac Nayn: Yes, but Fee fee wanted to kiss you!

Nyan: Yeah right!

Tac Nayn (to you readers): Just in case you readers forget due to Nyan's forgetful virus, or you skipped chapters, Fee fee is my tablet.

Nyan: Who are these readers?

Tac Nayn: Never mind.

Nyan: OK?

Fee fee: Kiss me!

Nyan: What the fuck!?

Fee fee: I SAID KISS ME DEAF EARS!!!

Nyan: OH MY GOD!!!

11:00PM...

Tac Nayn: Little B?

Nyan: Aw! Is the wind scaring you big baby?

Tac Nayn: No. It just bothers me.

Nyan: Whatever.

Fee fee: Nyan shitted on your bed!

Tac Nayn: EWE!!!

Nyan: I DID NOT!!!

Tac Nayn: Yes! I finally taught Fee fee how to say that you shitted on my bed!

Nyan: Ugh!

11:30PM...

Tac Nayn: Brother?

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: Did you steal my money?

Nyan: No?

Fee fee: Nyan stole your money.

Tac Nayn: Really Fee fee?

Nyan: Did the RCA Voyager 3 come with Fee fee?

Tac Nayn: Nope! Fee fee is something I invented for android! She smarter then Siri.

Nyan: OK?

Tac Nayn: NOW WHERE DID YOU PUT MY FUCKING MONEY?!?!?!?

Nyan: I didn't steal your money asshole!

Tac Nayn: So you put my $5.00 up my ass? How did you do that?

Nyan: Why do you need $5.00 anyway?

Tac Nayn: Did you forget what are ELA teacher said? Or did you go deaf? Or were you not listening?

Nyan: I kind of forgotten about what she said.

Tac Nayn: OH MY GOD!!! ITS FOR THE BOOK CLUB!!!

Nyan: Why do you need $5.00 for a book club?

Tac Nayn: So I can give her the money for the book.

Nyan: Why can't she buy the books? Is she cheap?

Tac Nayn: WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU ARE FIVE AGAIN?!?

Nyan: 😢

Tac Nayn: You didn't even know what a frog was when your five!

Nyan: Um?

Tac Nayn: Why is my money under your pillow?

Nyan: Um? Really funny story! You see...

Tac Nayn: What a nice story! WHY CAN'T YOU SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM?!?!?

Nyan: My room is broken down. Remember?

Tac Nayn: Quit making me forget!

Nyan: Whatever. πŸ™

1:00AM...

Nyan: Big sis?

Tac Nayn: What?

Nyan: What are you listening to at 1:00AM?

Tac Nayn: Music.

Nyan: What kind of music?

Tac Nayn: Rats. By Ghost.

Nyan: Can I listen?

Tac Nayn: 😈Sure!😈

4 minutes 21 seconds later...

Nyan: 😨

Tac Nayn: Well?

Nyan: THAT SONG SCARES ME!!! (Starts crying)

Tac Nayn: Good. NOW GO TO SLEEP!!! BIG MOUTH HAS SCHOOL TOMARROW!!!

Nyan: Fine!

1:38AM...

Tac Nayn: Brother?

Nyan: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?

Tac Nayn: Coffee?

Nyan: You can't have coffee right now!

Tac Nayn: Coffee?

Nyan: πŸ˜’

Tac Nayn: Coffee?

Nyan: Can you please stop?

Tac Nayn: Coffee?

Nyan: OH MY GOD!!! SHUT UP!!!

Fee fee: Tac Nayn won't shut up until you give her coffee.

Nyan: Number 1, Fee fee, your not helping, number 2, Tac Nayn needs to quit doing this shit all the time! It gets old after awhile!

Tac Nayn: I need to quit shitting? How does me pooping get old?

Nyan: Just don't start your shit up!

Tac Nayn: Just don't fart on shit? Why would I do that?

Nyan: OH MY GOD!!! STOP ALREADY!!!

Tac Nayn: So if I did fart on shit, it will tell me to stop?

Nyan: NO!

Tac Nayn: It will tell me no?

Nyan: Ugh! Just go to sleep bitch!

Tac Nayn: Who's ugh, just go to sleep bitch?

Nyan: YOU!!!

Tac Nayn: That's not my name! Did you forget my real name?

Nyan: Its 1:50AM! Just go to sleep!

Tac Nayn: Coffee?

Nyan: I SAID NO!!!!

Tac Nayn: What kind of flavor of coffee is No?

Nyan: GO TO SLEEP!!!

Tac Nayn: NOT UNTIL I GET MY COFFEE!!!

Nyan: BUT DRINKING COFFEE WILL NOT HELP YOU SLEEP!!!

Tac Nayn: So?

Nyan: So, you will be up all night!

Tac Nayn: Why?

Nyan: OH MY GOD!!!

Tac Nayn: So if I drink coffee at night, it will keep me up and I will keep yelling Oh My God?

Nyan: SHUT UP!!!

Tac Nayn: Then I yell shut up?

Nyan: GO TO SLEEP!!!

Tac Nayn: Then I'll sleep?

Nyan: πŸ˜’

Tac Nayn: Since you wont give me coffee, I will get some myself.

Nyan: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!

Tac Nayn runs to get coffee as Nyan tries to stop her!

Fee Fee: Lol.