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Chapter 9 - Best Moment #9

After her stepdad leaves, Tac Nayn is back to normal (Chapter 24 Tac Nayn is Back to Normal?)

4:00AM...

Tac Nayn: Little B?

Nyan: What big sis?

Tac Nayn: Why are you in my bed?

Nyan: Oh! Your back to yourself?

Tac Nayn: Yep.

Nyan: Damn!

Tac Nayn: Damn what?

Nyan: Nothing!

Tac Nayn: Where's my tablet?

Nyan: On the floor.

Tac Nayn: What floor?

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: What floor is my tablet on deaf ears!?

Nyan: The bedroom floor!

Tac Nayn: What bedroom?

Nyan: Your bedroom!

Tac Nayn: OK. Whatever.

Nyan: Go to sleep!

Tac Nayn: Fine!

4:30AM...

Tac Nayn: Little B?

Nyan: What now?

Tac Nayn: Who stunk up the bed?

Nyan: Don't start this crap again!

Tac Nayn: Don't start crapping on the bed? Why?

Nyan: OH MY GOD!!!

Tac Nayn: So if I crap on the bed, the world will yell Oh my God to me?

Nyan: NO! Just please don't start your shit up.

Tac Nayn: Don't start your shit up? My waffle is not made of robotic shit!

Nyan: ???

Tac Nayn: Are you calling my waffle a thing made of robotic poop?

Nyan: No!

Tac Nayn: Whatever.

Nyan: Why are you bugging me at 4:35AM?

Tac Nayn: Why am I hugging you at 4:35AM? I'm not hugging you! Unless you have an imagery version of me hugging you!

God Nayn: Theirs going to be a high wind warring starting at 7:00AM, to 4:00AM.

Tac Nayn: OK.

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: GOD NAYN SAID THERE IS A HIGH WIND WARNING DEAF EARS!!!

God Nayn: Boy! You go from perking those big ugly bunny ears up, to having old lady cat ears!

Nyan: SHUT UP!!!

5:00AM...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: What?

God Nayn: Where's Tac Nayn's tablet now?

Nyan: Down the hall.

God Nayn: So Tac Nayn's tablet ran down the hall to use the that's the toilet?

Nyan: What!? NO!

Tac Nayn: My tablet went to a place called, what? No!?

Nyan: NEVER MIND! JUST GO TO SLEEP!

Tac Nayn: My tablet fell asleep in the that's the toilet?

Nyan: OH MY GOD! I'm going to die!

God Nayn and Tac Nayn: (gasping)

Nyan: What?

God Nayn: So, Tac Nayn's tablet died!?

Nyan: Wait! What!?

Tac Nayn: (fake crying)

Nyan: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?

God Nayn: Your tablet Fee fee was a good tablet Tac Nayn.

Nyan: 😵!?!?!?!?!?

Tac Nayn: (fake crying) At least she's in a better place now.

Nyan: Wait what!? 😶

God Nayn: DIDN'T YOU DO CPR!?!?

Nyan: What!?

Tac Nayn: (fake crying) NO! HE FLUSHED MY TABLET DOWN THE THAT'S THE TOILET WHEN MY TABLET MUST OF FELL IN THEIR, WHEN SHE FELL ASLEEP!!!

God Nayn: Unless when Fee fee the tablet fell asleep in the that's the toilet and fell, Nyan pissed and shitted on her and flushed her down!

Tac Nayn: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Nyan: (opens the bedroom door) Fee fee is right there!

Tac Nayn: Who's Fee fee?

Nyan: Your tablet?

Tac Nayn: Oh!

God Nayn: Oh! So you kicked her down the hall after you shitted like a horse on her and wiped her down?!?

Nyan: No.

Tac Nayn: So you just kicked her down the hall that runs?

Nyan: N...

Tac Nayn: So you wanted to have the hallway run to the kitchen so the kitchen can run her to City Hall?

God Nayn: Or Nyan told the kitchen to run to the hospital while on your way to City Hall!

Tac Nayn: Really?

Nyan: YOUR TABLET IS FINE!!!

Tac Nayn: Then why did you kick it down the hall?

Nyan: I did not!

Tac Nayn: Who else would of kicked my tablet down the City Hall?

Nyan: God Nayn?

God Nayn: I WAS SLEEPING AT THAT TIME ASSHOLE!!!

Nyan: LETS FORGET ABOUT THIS UNTIL THE AFTERNOON! OK!? ITS 7:30AM!

Tac Nayn: OK. Fine!

God Nayn: Thanks for keeping us up bitch!

Nyan: 😒