AN: Yo 2nd chapter for today hope you enjoy it. (^.^)
Heads up for most cat-people the "Nya" will be a verbal tick of some kind. Plus some will do it when nervous/flustered so on.(^.^)
()=MC inner thoughts
{}=MC 4th wall break thoughts
[AN:]=AN: Atleast for now
' '=Unique names [AN: IE Spell names, system names so on]
<>= System stuff
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I head downstairs for lunch as it is close enough to it, it's 11am so... I once again have Anya as my waitress, after Chloe saw me coming and went to get her...
Anya looks in surprise to see me."Nya~ This is the first time I have seen you by nyalf[self]~"She asks while tilting her head to the side in curiousness.
I can't help but give a small laugh, while telling her."It's because the others want to "Talk" alone. But it will be nice to get to talk with you for a bit finally." Then sit at the table, while having today's special for lunch ordered.
After Anya leaves to tell the kitchen my order, she returns to sit, and chat as it is still early for lunch with very few people inside.
"So what did you want to talk about with nya?~" She asked while facing me, with a look full of confusion.
"Well you see I want to get to know you better really."
"Nya[Why] is that? Don't nya[you] already have girls that like nya[you]?" She says a bit flustered.
I chuckle while replying."Haha. Yes I do, but I am also looking for more. That's if we both agree to it. Oh and yes the other girls know, and approve."
"Is nyat[that] so?"She says with a disbelieving stare.
"Hey. Don't give me that look. If you don't believe me you can ask them yourself."
"Nya[I] think nya[I] will."
With a shout from the kitchen she goes to pick up my order, then returns to talk some more... That WAS what I hoped, but a big group came in so she had to go help...*sigh*
I could only get some small talk in... But I can see she will be talking with the girls sometime later...{Should I be happy for the assist I know they will give me, or sad I won't get to talk more with her???} She DID brush her tail against my hand every couple of time she passed though, while chuckling... (SWEET!!!)
I also want to talk to Ryuu as well... It will have to wait though. After I finish eating, I head to the dungeon for some grinding. Spending about four hours killing monsters on the 11th floor I run into a fucking Infant Dragon...
I can't help but feel both excited, and nervous...{Aren't these supposed to be rare? And near level 2?... Am I really lucky, or did I use up all my luck finding Haruhime??}
It is a small dragon that's about 12 feet in length. It looks like just a really BIG orange lizard/horse thing... That breathes fire...
I quickly throw a 'Blade Beam' at its back left leg. As I was about to dodge its tail that was swung at me. But the thing was much faster then it looked, and had my shoulder clipped by the tip if the tail.
I use the hit rolling to the side before quickly casting 'Chilling Spray' to counter the fire breath from the damn thing. {FUCK! By DBZ logic I loose!!!} I jump as far to the left as I can, because its breath was MUCH stronger then my weak little stream of frost...
But I'm given no time to rest, as it once again charges at me... "FUCK THIS!!!" I shout while pulling out my big ole M249 and unload on the lizard.
I MAY have panicked a bit... I did kill it, but I am now running from a 'Black' Lizard that popped out of nowhere... I'm running because we I shot it the bullets bounced off... So plan B... {Plan RUN LIKE A BITCH!!! While throwing bombs...}
So here I am doing a 'Classic' kitting circle around it while lobbing 'Ice Daggers' at it... And it's working, the thing is SUPER dumb... But SUPER tanky...
After I finally kill the wanna be black dragon, I put the core away then run to check the first one's, and it's still there neat! No drops though sadly.
I make my way up top in a nonstop dash... I TRIED to.. But was met with a horde of ants on the 8th floor... Meh it was easy I just fire balled them to death, with some 'Burning Hands' mixed in for the close ones.
I even shot some B.B.s[Blade Beam] which was AWESOME the thing split if the one hit died into a nice 10ft area. Hehe I enjoyed the slaughter of fire, and beams...
I was able to make it back outside after *ahem* some stress relief... {SCREW YOU! The crap was scary stressful...} (Now that I think about it I could've maybe just used a bigger caliper bullet..) MEH!
I swing by the guild to sell the stuff, and oh boy was it great to see that Rose statue again after all of that hehe... It's safe to say she was fairly shocked when I pulled out not 1, but 2 'Infant Lizard' cores plus one was a variant...
I chuckle then ask her."So Rose how about we have dinner sometime?"
"I decline. I have no interest in adventurers, as they will all die in the dungeon eventually."She states with no room for discussion.
Once done with selling, and a little flirting that got shut down HARD... Looks like I'm have to prove I won't die that easy...
I'll let the girls know maybe they can think up a better way. Cause the only thing I can think of it to stab my heart, or something to show her...{NOT the best idea, but not the worst. I won't die from it atleast...}
Now that I really think about it I SUPER panicked against the lizard earlier... My bad...I will now become the hunter of all things lizard, to wash away my shame... Maybe...
I make a quick stop at a clothes store to buy some maid outfits hehe...{What Haruhime would be hot in them... Plus the store was out of kimonos...}
Back at our room I'm given a glace before all of them snap to me with a 'What the hell did you do' stare... {HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW!?!?!?!?} I spend the next few hours explaining, then getting a lecture about it...
(Oh I'll sit and be good NOW! But you can bet I'm show you ALL who wears the pants...) {Not that we will HAVE pants on but still hehe...}
Afterwards I am able to give my gifts IE clothes to everyone hehe. {Maid play tonight boi-os.} Haru almost faints getting it after I told her the store was out of kimonos hehe... She fully passed out when everyone EVEN Hestia started stripping right there... {Hehe soon very, very soon yes...}
Still no mark... (This thing still works right?) I then blacked out a bit... {My .exe crashed HARD...} NINE HOT ASS maids... Enough said... They even ALL said "Welcome home master.".... {EVEN HESTIA!!!}
The corruption is very sweet I'm have to reward them all VERY well hehe... After we had our bit of fun it was time for dinner so we headed down stairs. The girls all changed back first hehe. "It's only for you." Saya said HAHA!!!
It's safe to say I had a massive shit eating grin the rest of the night hehe. A wild Ryuu appeared as our waitress. I did get a few looks from her cause of my grin.{I DON'T CARE!!!}
That thought lasted until I heard from the door. "Haha! That weakling thought he could join OUR familia haha!" From the door walks in the retarded wolf Bete while laughing...
With him are the posse the Loki familia, with the Goddess herself... (Man My luck is SUPER shit after finding Haru.) {MEH! Worth it.. Wait weakling? I couldn't be}
I am pulled from my wondering mind by someone calling out."Oh? Look it's the Loli Big-boobs what are you doing here?" looks to be Loki... {Well time to step up to the plate boi-os}
I LOUDLY say."Look it's the flat burning stick!" what follows is dead silence... With Hestia trying not to fall over from laughing 5 seconds later... HAHA Take THAT!!!
"What did you say you little shit?!?!"Loki yells out while stomping towards me.
I simply reply not worried in the slightest."I didn't stutter. You heard me. If you insult MY Goddess, then I'll return the favor."
"Oh? She's your Goddess? I hope you know what happens to those who insult a Goddess." She states opening her eyes wide at me with an angry glare.
I can only laugh while saying."Haha! What goes around comes around simple as that. I defended my Goddess, as her Captain." I then turn to Hestia saying softly."And as a man should to one he cares about."
Her somewhat sad face brightens with joy after she heard the second part. Earning some chuckles from the girls. Haru is just shy of full blown panic at what is happening.
This also stops Loki, as she heard what I said as well. It causes her to give me a more thorough look over.
The rest of Loki's group comes over during this time. It's Bete the dumb werewolf, Ais the blonde 'Sword Princess', Riveria the green haired elf, Finn the captain prum, and the twin amazons Tione, and Tiona.
Bete yells out."What did you say weakling?!?!" as he goes to push my shoulder. {BAD MOVE FUCKER!!!} I reach out to grab his arm with a 'Shocking Grasp'. We all then see him yelp before he starts to twitch trying to pull himself away.
"Who's a weakling now MUTT?" I say with a big smile.
Ais moves to grab me, but is stopped by Saeko saying."Now, now he started it. Dear you've had your fun let the pour dog go before he wets himself."
I release my hold letting the fool stumble back to his group, with a nod answering."Yes dear. Your right we wouldn't want to CAUSE problems for Mia WOULD WE???"
Before the R-tard can try something else Loki stops him with a glare while saying."Yes we wouldn't want to make trouble for Mia. If that happened where would I get to eat, and drink the good stuff."
I then turn to the kitchen giving a shout out."Mia can we please get a private dinning room for all of us? Don't worry I'll pay for it." The last part was directed at Loki mostly, as I saw her face start to bunch up at what I asked for before changing to a foolish smile.
As we are led to one of the bigger private dinning rooms, I can't help but be happy because I almost have enough to get 'Cleanse' now. I had 950 before now I'm at 1,350.{My Luck is coming back around hehe...}
Even in my happy thoughts I see Finn giving me weary looks, along with Riveria. Bete is looking at me with hate meh don't care haha. The problem is Tiona, and Ais they are looking at me like I'm a shiny new toy or something... Tione is fixed on Finn no surprise there...
I am calmly petting Haruhime's head as we walk to sooth her, as she is still really panicked. I whisper to her."Don't worry NOTHING will happen to you, or anyone else. I will make sure of it so just try to stay calm."
It seems to do the trick somewhat as I get a nod before she moves away to Shizuka's side, with her head lowered. I do see she is blushing though and looks CUTE!... {Looks like Shizuka went Oneesan after I left earlier. As long as it helps Haru its okay.}
Once inside the Loki group orders some food before Ryuu leaves after showing us to the room. Loki then snaps towards me to say threateningly."Do you want to start a WAR? Attacking one of my familia like that."
Before I open my mouth Hestia barks at her."That's rich coming from you! Your side attacked first!"
"Alright both of you knock it off. You are Goddesses not children fighting over spilled milk."I cut of Loki before she can argue back, and tell the both of them.
I then whisper to Hestia."Calm down I will make it up to you later okay? Please let me handle this. Please for me?" With a blush she nods and joins the other girls off to the left side of the LONG table. {The thing literally cuts the room in HALF!}
With a chuckle??? From Loki we all take a seat across from each other. Then I start to list out what happened, while adding more to it.
"Alright Loki-Sama lets continue from before. First YOU insulted MY Goddess, so I responded in kind. Second YOUR familia tried to attack me, again I responded in kind. So as it sits YOU owe us twice as is. But this will become trice as I should have a way to help Ais with her emotions."
The Loki familia was growing more angry as I spoke, but was stunned from the last part. Even Loki herself was, as she did not sense any lies from my words.
After several minutes of silence Ais stands and walks over to me asking."Is that true?" This earns a few chuckles from Rika, Rei, Saeko, and Kyoko as all of my wives KNOW I have someway or another to fix anything given time... hehe...
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AN:Yo
Alright so what will happen next? Will our hero whip it out and slap them around? Or will he throw Hestia on the table to eat HER for a meal? Find out next time on "This is REALLY Cliche".... LMAO I couldn't resist lol (^.^)
Jokes aside. So I had the MC use guns to show they SHOULD still be a bit useful atleast for the earlier floors, but I'll say now from 20+ They will do Jack-Shit... Why? REASONS! Muhahaha...
Bete I always hated him in the OG... I regret NOTHING! (>.<) lol...
Oh Gareth, and Lefiya are not there, they are out doing other stuff. Just FYI.
I had it go this way with Loki as it really made sense to me. Yes he IS some level 1 yes, BUT he is Hestia's Captain. That gives his words a HUGE value as he is accepted by her, while Loki senses NO lie from him. Plus his actions show he and Hestia have a close relationship [In someway atleast]. And as "NikoBellic" pointed out it is a way to have THE Goddess Loki of trickery, and so on. OWE a really big favor. She is the number 2 familia so an IOU from her would be massive. As far as I know she always tries her best to never owe someone, but the other way around.
[AN: Shout out to NikoBellic for pointing out this was heavy sus lol. So I added this on to help explain it (^.^)]
Next the H.M. like I said before they are more BIG ish things. I mean overpowering someone what 4 levels above you IS big... MC is still level 1 as he didn't get updated yet. [No I didn't forget. They do it right before bed..] And the only reason it even worked was cause it was by surprise, AND pure electricity to him so worked like a taser kind of... IDC that's my reasoning and I'm sticking too it...
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So I don't plan for Ais to join the harem. I am leaning to include either both or one of the twins still not 100% on it though. As I have a really nice idea for it, but still thinking about it. So we'll see with them.
Tiona is super easy just show MC is strong and done. Tione is the one I have a good idea for, as Finn will NEVER be with her... So I feel bad and want her to be happy... I told you guys I have a soft spot for sad women... Leave me alone...
I AM leaning for Riveria to join... And heavily for Ryuu to join... The Harem NEEDS an ELF!!![or two]... And I like them more than Lefiya so... Meh might do a different one don't know... Or both Ryuu, and Riveria.
I also don't plan for Eina to join either... I like her parring with Bell... And I never really liked her as a women... As a character/person yes, but that's it... I can just see her being far more work/trouble then it would be worth convincing her to JOIN a harem... Plus she is SUPER over done... I get 90%-99% of all girls are but still.. MEH!
Next I am thinking of having Lilly in. So meh? Chloe I'm leaning to no. She IS a shotacon... But doesn't mean they can't be friends I hope...
I do like Anya so she is most likely in.
I do plan for Rose to join at some point... Still working on the how to do it though...
I am also 50-50 on Mikito as I do like her, but she over laps with Saeko, and Rei a lot... So maybe?
I thought of Demeter as well... But it's already a lot of women, and she overlaps with Shizuka a lot...Lets be honest she is basically Danmachi's Shizuka really... Not just body but similar personality as well.
Freya... I'm leaning to a yes after reading about the "New" ish info added to her on the Wiki... I DO have an idea... somewhat... not a GOOD one but something I'm still working on it...